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Slime

HAVEN Personnel
Leaderboard
#1
First recorded
10 Sep 2026 22:11
Last recorded
12 Nov 2026 19:11
Classification
HAVEN
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Ranked Career

Completed ranked HAVEN matches only.
Leaderboard Rank
#1
Official HAVEN order: wins, then kills.
Ranked Matches
691
Completed ranked matches.
Wins
521
Official ranked victories.
Kills
27,534
Historical ranked total.
Deaths
10,395
Historical ranked total.
Suicides
904
Recorded ranked suicides.
Frags
26,630
Kills after frag penalties.
K/D
2.65
75.40% ranked win rate.
ARMOURY RECORD

Ranked Weapons

Historical ranked kills using HAVEN's canonical weapon catalogue.
# Weapon Kills Recorded token
1
Crossbow
Precision
7,660 crossbow_bolt
2
.357 Magnum
Sidearm
6,080 357
3
Shotgun
Shotgun
3,093 shotgun
4
Explosion
Environmental
2,425 env_explosion
5
Combine Pulse Rifle
Rifle
2,156 ar2
6
HAVEN HSR-1
Precision
1,773 Sniperrifle
7
Combine Energy Ball
Energy
1,679 combine_ball
8
Fragmentation Grenade
Explosive
1,087 grenade_frag
9
Physics Prop
Physics
392 physics
10
SMG
Automatic
303 smg1
11
RPG
Explosive
196 rpg_missile
12
Pistol
Sidearm
181 pistol
13
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
161 slam
14
SMG Grenade
Explosive
158 smg1_grenade
15
Stunstick
Melee
104 stunstick
16
Crowbar
Melee
86 crowbar
FACILITY DEPLOYMENTS

Ranked Map Record

Performance grouped by recorded map name.
Map Matches Wins Kills Deaths Frags Win Rate
dm_steamlab 25 17 966 432 923 68.00%
dm_runoff 22 18 996 326 968 81.82%
dm_resistance 20 16 912 356 864 80.00%
dm_underpass 17 14 741 364 694 82.35%
dm_powerhouse 16 16 713 179 692 100.00%
dm_castigate 15 14 694 324 678 93.33%
dm_overwatch 15 13 655 252 636 86.67%
dm_lockdown 15 10 642 252 602 66.67%
dm_construction 14 11 635 235 618 78.57%
halls3 13 9 665 311 592 69.23%
dm_rapidfire 13 10 606 324 564 76.92%
dm_datacore 12 12 613 326 569 100.00%
dm_minecart 11 11 580 275 550 100.00%
dm_value 11 3 140 88 129 27.27%
dm_ancient_ob_1 10 9 479 172 463 90.00%
dm_swamplight_final 10 8 417 126 410 80.00%
dm_stad 10 9 346 97 343 90.00%
dm_outlying_v2 9 9 416 117 407 100.00%
dm_avalon_b1 8 6 382 129 377 75.00%
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor 8 6 276 91 273 75.00%
dm_grawler 8 3 266 123 250 37.50%
dm_airfield_kbs 8 5 144 5 144 62.50%
dm_italian_village_bm 7 5 346 91 343 71.43%
dm_boogymans_funpark 7 6 328 67 322 85.71%
dm_snarkpit 7 6 317 129 302 85.71%
dm_zest 7 4 297 126 281 57.14%
dm_streetwar 7 6 286 131 281 85.71%
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs 7 6 223 55 223 85.71%
cll_awadar_v3 7 6 209 76 207 85.71%
dm_deepspaces_4_v2 7 2 31 18 30 28.57%
dm_crossfire_final 6 5 258 64 253 83.33%
dm_overwatch_winter 6 5 254 79 250 83.33%
dm_crossfire 6 4 236 145 221 66.67%
dm_lockdown_reloaded 5 5 259 104 250 100.00%
dm_sniper_sunset_v2 5 4 220 72 213 80.00%
dm_sniper_traps_v2 5 4 198 79 181 80.00%
dm_ultimate_lobby 5 4 186 73 181 80.00%
dm_cloudcity 5 3 107 46 106 60.00%
dm_snipe_combine 4 4 208 104 200 100.00%
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8 4 4 207 72 200 100.00%
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1 4 4 202 68 200 100.00%
dm_backwash2 4 4 201 41 200 100.00%
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6 4 3 200 45 198 75.00%
dm_snipe_campx_lmht 4 3 195 76 193 75.00%
020511 4 3 187 32 184 75.00%
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2 4 3 152 77 151 75.00%
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77 4 4 140 21 139 100.00%
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm 4 2 125 53 125 50.00%
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm 4 2 115 54 114 50.00%
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2 3 3 151 47 150 100.00%
dm_powersurgeb8 3 3 118 60 118 100.00%
dm_sniper_elea_remix13 3 3 104 47 101 100.00%
dm_sniperfaceoff_day 3 2 101 57 91 66.67%
dm_tides 3 2 100 35 100 66.67%
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime 3 2 84 24 84 66.67%
dm_urban_small 3 1 69 27 66 33.33%
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5 3 2 47 15 45 66.67%
cll_mousekitchen 2 2 105 47 100 100.00%
cll_catal_xmas_v1 2 2 104 39 100 100.00%
dm_shawn_vbm 2 2 103 34 100 100.00%
dm_gallery_v31 2 2 102 13 100 100.00%
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3 2 2 101 15 100 100.00%
dm_cottage_beta2 2 2 101 54 100 100.00%
dm_crazy_houses_v3 2 1 101 34 97 50.00%
dm_campgrounds_r2 2 2 100 28 100 100.00%
dm_forest_of_pain_final 2 2 100 1 100 100.00%
dm_fort_paradise 2 2 100 4 100 100.00%
dm_tigcrik_efps_b1 2 1 100 53 96 50.00%
dm_wd40 2 1 95 49 91 50.00%
dm_frequency 2 2 93 44 89 100.00%
dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal 2 2 93 48 93 100.00%
dm_fxbow_final 2 1 92 18 90 50.00%
dm_city_nearly_east_daad 2 1 90 40 86 50.00%
dm_epicenter 2 1 86 37 83 50.00%
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2 2 2 86 23 85 100.00%
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin 2 2 84 51 83 100.00%
cs_forest_farm_bm 2 2 81 36 79 100.00%
dm_tinside 2 1 77 35 72 50.00%
dm_airstrike 2 1 59 40 56 50.00%
dm_moroes 2 1 58 43 52 50.00%
dm_farpoint 2 2 56 25 56 100.00%
dm_winter_cabin_sw 2 1 54 33 54 50.00%
dm_watchman_lighthouse2 2 1 52 12 51 50.00%
dm_xbow_chaos_v2 2 1 45 10 45 50.00%
dm_castle_candybar_vee2 2 2 42 12 41 100.00%
dm_hellhole_b174_cave 2 1 27 10 24 50.00%
dm_torque 2 0 13 12 13 0.00%
dm_slanska 2 0 0 0 0 0.00%
de_boohouse_2022 1 1 58 39 50 100.00%
dm_antartic_outpost 1 1 55 21 50 100.00%
dm_lockdown_pro_final 1 1 55 14 50 100.00%
dm_belisarium_v1c 1 1 54 19 50 100.00%
dm_underground_asylum 1 1 54 22 50 100.00%
dm_waystation 1 1 54 34 50 100.00%
dm_desert-town 1 1 53 41 50 100.00%
dm_donya_bm 1 1 53 19 50 100.00%
dm_lost_monastery_v1 1 1 53 18 50 100.00%
cok_bad_ass 1 1 52 19 50 100.00%
dm_357_emc2_v1 1 1 52 23 50 100.00%
dm_campgrounds_pro_mod_1 1 1 52 22 50 100.00%
dm_canyonoasis_b2 1 1 52 20 50 100.00%
dm_cbble 1 1 52 19 50 100.00%
dm_melonwars_reloaded 1 1 52 8 50 100.00%
dm_shipshape_b2 1 1 52 40 50 100.00%
dm_shockstreet 1 1 52 29 50 100.00%
dm_thetomb 1 1 52 19 50 100.00%
dm_tigcrik_xmas_night 1 0 52 39 49 0.00%
dm_abyss_fixed 1 1 51 20 50 100.00%
dm_amplitude 1 1 51 19 50 100.00%
dm_angel_eyes_fod 1 1 51 27 50 100.00%
dm_bloodsuckers_arena 1 1 51 27 50 100.00%
dm_boot_camp 1 1 51 6 50 100.00%
dm_carousel 1 1 51 16 50 100.00%
dm_caught_economy_003 1 1 51 19 50 100.00%
dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal 1 1 51 23 50 100.00%
dm_corrugated 1 1 51 11 50 100.00%
dm_council_tsgk_v2 1 1 51 33 50 100.00%
dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2 1 1 51 11 50 100.00%
dm_frenzy_v2_m 1 1 51 9 50 100.00%
dm_hellrock_bm 1 1 51 4 50 100.00%
dm_lockdown_extended_2 1 1 51 11 50 100.00%
dm_lockdown_ffw 1 1 51 14 50 100.00%
dm_lockdown_pcp_v7a 1 1 51 19 50 100.00%
dm_lone 1 1 51 11 50 100.00%
dm_lost_base 1 1 51 9 50 100.00%
dm_overwatch_final 1 1 51 14 50 100.00%
dm_ow_armageddon 1 1 51 16 50 100.00%
dm_painindustrial_v5 1 1 51 21 50 100.00%
dm_streetwarbone 1 1 51 10 50 100.00%
dm_technodome 1 1 51 13 50 100.00%
dm_tigcrik_r2_extension 1 1 51 25 50 100.00%
dm_tonysbarbershop_norpg 1 1 51 11 50 100.00%
dm_tydirium 1 1 51 20 50 100.00%
dm_weaver 1 1 51 30 50 100.00%
dm_wildwest_battlecreek_b1 1 1 51 10 50 100.00%
cll_jaeger_06 1 1 50 4 50 100.00%
cok_highrise_v6 1 1 50 5 50 100.00%
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7 1 1 50 12 50 100.00%
dm_albatross_b01 1 1 50 28 50 100.00%
dm_andros 1 1 50 0 50 100.00%
dm_attack_house_xmas_rc1 1 1 50 33 50 100.00%
dm_baggage_handling_v2h 1 1 50 5 50 100.00%
dm_balakovo_rc1 1 1 50 6 50 100.00%
dm_battlecreek 1 1 50 7 50 100.00%
dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2 1 1 50 15 50 100.00%
dm_campgrounds_pro 1 1 50 7 50 100.00%
dm_canals_works_final 1 1 50 19 50 100.00%
dm_canyon_shootout_bm 1 1 50 11 50 100.00%
dm_castiglion_v1 1 1 50 32 50 100.00%
dm_chateau_b 1 1 50 16 50 100.00%
dm_coax_ot 1 1 50 8 50 100.00%
dm_corse 1 1 50 16 50 100.00%
dm_csgo_shoots 1 1 50 9 50 100.00%
dm_denizen_rc3 1 1 50 23 50 100.00%
dm_diorama_night_v2 1 1 50 1 50 100.00%
dm_doh_b5 1 1 50 22 50 100.00%
dm_firebase_s 1 1 50 14 50 100.00%
dm_hazoe 1 1 50 15 50 100.00%
dm_lockdown_pirat 1 1 50 22 50 100.00%
dm_lostarena 1 0 50 18 49 0.00%
dm_mda_dustmines 1 1 50 15 50 100.00%
dm_mdagothdtournament_v1 1 1 50 11 50 100.00%
dm_only3_cone_of_death 1 1 50 9 50 100.00%
dm_season 1 1 50 1 50 100.00%
dm_seras_castaway_2_by_kbs 1 1 50 3 50 100.00%
dm_servus 1 1 50 16 50 100.00%
dm_sex_b2_s 1 1 50 15 50 100.00%
dm_tenements 1 1 50 14 50 100.00%
dm_tet_2014 1 1 50 13 50 100.00%
dm_thevillage_v1 1 1 50 7 50 100.00%
dm_thugshaker_final 1 1 50 13 50 100.00%
dm_tigdance 1 0 50 27 47 0.00%
dm_troje 1 1 50 14 50 100.00%
dm_village_baroudeurs 1 1 50 11 50 100.00%
dm_whoreisland_b2_vmf 1 1 50 10 50 100.00%
dm_winterchill_r3 1 1 50 12 50 100.00%
dm_boogys_css_ocean 1 1 49 12 49 100.00%
dm_lost_railway 1 1 49 10 50 100.00%
dm_transilvania_bm 1 1 49 21 49 100.00%
dm_napoli_mod_by_jkal 1 1 48 27 48 100.00%
dm_snowcapped_r1 1 1 48 23 46 100.00%
dm_thumper 1 0 47 22 46 0.00%
dm_cottage_beta3 1 1 46 26 46 100.00%
dm_ivyleague_law_tstfunc 1 1 46 27 45 100.00%
dm_jags_rat_xmas_final 1 0 46 9 46 0.00%
dm_lost_archipelago_v1 1 1 46 16 41 100.00%
dm_vertigo_sw 1 1 45 0 45 100.00%
dmr1_coastline_r2 1 1 45 18 40 100.00%
dm_gophor_bridge 1 0 44 22 40 0.00%
dm_wetbox_b2 1 0 44 42 41 0.00%
dm_devtex2_xmas_rc1 1 0 43 23 41 0.00%
dm_css_stormwind_bm 1 1 42 9 41 100.00%
dm_xmas_sniper_valley 1 0 42 23 42 0.00%
dm_bridge 1 1 41 6 40 100.00%
dm_canopy_rc1 1 1 41 7 40 100.00%
dm_this_is_sparta 1 0 41 11 41 0.00%
dm_afb_rundowntown_r1 1 1 39 21 38 100.00%
dm_downfall_emc2_v1 1 0 39 24 35 0.00%
dm_mogliano17_vd2 1 0 39 15 39 0.00%
dm_crystal_lake_kb 1 1 38 22 38 100.00%
dm_house_rats 1 0 38 24 35 0.00%
dm_420 1 0 37 12 37 0.00%
dm_meatgrinder_b81a 1 0 37 12 36 0.00%
dm_titanic 1 1 37 20 36 100.00%
dm_desert_compound_sw 1 1 36 1 36 100.00%
dm_goldtooth_vd1 1 1 36 15 34 100.00%
dm_shipshape_b1 1 1 36 18 36 100.00%
dm_snipe_yard 1 0 36 19 35 0.00%
dm_barrage_final 1 1 35 19 35 100.00%
dm_finca_box_dukemod 1 0 35 6 33 0.00%
dm_hogs_halloween 1 1 35 19 35 100.00%
dm_zavod_yantar_ob 1 0 35 26 35 0.00%
dm_dod_campazzo_bm 1 1 34 19 33 100.00%
dm_castle_overload2 1 1 33 19 30 100.00%
dm_alcys_factory 1 1 30 14 29 100.00%
dm_castle_sanctuary_slam 1 0 29 17 28 0.00%
dm_schrottplatz_vd1_bm 1 1 29 12 29 100.00%
asc_masters_walmart_v11 1 1 28 12 28 100.00%
dm_lockdown_1979_b32b 1 1 28 4 28 100.00%
dm_jkal_fight_town 1 1 27 22 26 100.00%
dm_seras_desert_camp_dsj_pb 1 1 26 0 26 100.00%
dm_castle_sanctuary 1 1 24 13 24 100.00%
bitch_sit1 1 1 23 15 20 100.00%
dm_basements_final_crossbow_v7 1 0 20 12 20 0.00%
dm_city_suburbs_v13_pc 1 1 16 0 16 100.00%
dm_trainsidecanal 1 0 14 0 14 0.00%
dm_intel_final 1 0 10 5 8 0.00%
dm_searstower_v2 1 1 8 0 8 100.00%
dm_leadworks_v2 1 0 7 0 7 0.00%
dm_prvr_highnoon_v2 1 0 7 0 7 0.00%
dm_arena_new_beta6 1 0 5 5 5 0.00%
dm_balmaets 1 0 5 14 5 0.00%
dm_studyroomx 1 0 5 1 5 0.00%
dm_boogys_death_resort 1 0 2 0 2 0.00%
dm_teleport_world_v8 1 0 1 0 1 0.00%
dm_trainyard_winter_storm_v3 1 0 1 0 1 0.00%
dm_blebisu 1 0 0 1 0 0.00%
dm_bounce_original_b1 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_bus_rats_b3 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_bwo_undercranes_r1 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_killbox_shootery_skm 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_lostarena_snow 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_magnum_valley_a2 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_monopoly 1 0 0 3 0 0.00%
dm_new_financial_centre 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_np_max_securyty 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_outside_b2 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_painmek_vd1 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_recidivism 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_richland 1 0 0 3 0 0.00%
dm_short_dust_rev1e 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_siege_kb 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_sin_office 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_skill_arena_r1 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_skillsbeta 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_slamjam 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_slammer 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_small_city_kbs 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_sneaky_bastards_v5x 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_xbow_eye 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

SERVICE RECORD: Slime has 27,534 ranked career kills across 691 completed ranked matches, including 521 wins. The most-used killing instrument is the Crossbow (7,660 ranked kills). These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.

ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - MAP INSPECTION: On dm_castle_candybar_vee2, Slime recorded 2 wins in 2 ranked appearances, with 42 kills. Cartography recommends keeping the route marked as strategically acceptable.

DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: The safety officer asks that the next incident be submitted with fewer accompanying explosions.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Ranked Matches

Ten most recent completed ranked records.
Ended Map Result K D S F Recorded Winner
12 Nov 2026 19:09 dm_tydirium WIN 51 20 1 50 Slime
12 Nov 2026 18:52 dm_underground_asylum WIN 54 22 4 50 Slime
12 Nov 2026 18:41 dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal WIN 51 23 1 50 Slime
12 Nov 2026 18:30 dm_castle_candybar_vee2 WIN 19 2 0 19 Slime
11 Nov 2026 21:26 dm_outside_b2 OTHER 0 0 0 0 Not recorded
11 Nov 2026 21:06 dm_crazy_houses_v3 OTHER 50 17 3 47 Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
11 Nov 2026 20:58 dm_devtex2_xmas_rc1 OTHER 43 23 2 41 Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
11 Nov 2026 20:52 dm_corse WIN 50 16 0 50 Slime
11 Nov 2026 20:41 dm_farpoint WIN 45 24 0 45 Slime
11 Nov 2026 20:20 dm_357_emc2_v1 WIN 52 23 2 50 Slime
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
540.50 m
.357 Magnum

vs SirCampalot · dm_airfield_kbs
Recorded 2026-09-29
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.06 m
AR2

vs <ACR>{COK}{V@G}WartornMonkey (U · dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
Recorded 2026-10-16

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
540.50 m 0.27 m 4,874
AR2
43.44 m 0.06 m 1,804
Combine Ball
78.16 m 0.76 m 1,335
Crossbow Bolt
130.76 m 0.06 m 5,673
Crowbar
1.69 m 0.69 m 43
Env Explosion
156.02 m 0.62 m 2,174
Grenade
53.10 m 2.01 m 781
Physics
46.39 m 0.78 m 280
Pistol
29.76 m 0.52 m 131
Rpg Missile
72.95 m 1.50 m 111
Shotgun
33.79 m 0.46 m 2,218
SLAM
84.98 m 0.31 m 124
SMG1
28.10 m 0.53 m 190
Smg1 Grenade
23.78 m 2.80 m 118
Sniperrifle
311.16 m 0.61 m 1,881
Stunstick
1.68 m 0.17 m 91
Thrown Crowbar
7.01 m 1.88 m 4
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 21,832.