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PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Facility Administration
Leaderboard
#2
First recorded
10 Sep 2026 18:53
Last recorded
12 Nov 2026 19:11
Classification
HAVEN
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Ranked Career

Completed ranked HAVEN matches only.
Leaderboard Rank
#2
Official HAVEN order: wins, then kills.
Ranked Matches
935
Completed ranked matches.
Wins
198
Official ranked victories.
Kills
18,522
Historical ranked total.
Deaths
10,036
Historical ranked total.
Suicides
1,118
Recorded ranked suicides.
Frags
17,403
Kills after frag penalties.
K/D
1.85
21.18% ranked win rate.
ARMOURY RECORD

Ranked Weapons

Historical ranked kills using HAVEN's canonical weapon catalogue.
# Weapon Kills Recorded token
1
Crossbow
Precision
12,420 crossbow_bolt
2
HAVEN HSR-1
Precision
1,310 Sniperrifle, sniperrifle
3
Explosion
Environmental
1,276 env_explosion
4
.357 Magnum
Sidearm
680 357
5
SMG Grenade
Explosive
604 smg1_grenade
6
Combine Pulse Rifle
Rifle
578 ar2
7
SMG
Automatic
526 smg1
8
Combine Energy Ball
Energy
454 combine_ball
9
Pistol
Sidearm
337 pistol
10
Physics Prop
Physics
160 physics
11
Shotgun
Shotgun
61 shotgun
12
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
48 slam
13
Crowbar
Melee
36 crowbar
14
RPG
Explosive
26 rpg_missile
15
Fragmentation Grenade
Explosive
3 grenade_frag
16
Tank
Unclassified
3 tank
FACILITY DEPLOYMENTS

Ranked Map Record

Performance grouped by recorded map name.
Map Matches Wins Kills Deaths Frags Win Rate
dm_lockdown 40 9 556 258 504 22.50%
dm_overwatch 30 5 392 235 361 16.67%
dm_steamlab 29 4 626 368 567 13.79%
dm_powerhouse 27 3 259 159 244 11.11%
dm_runoff 26 3 469 249 439 11.54%
dm_resistance 25 5 460 264 427 20.00%
dm_underpass 24 3 384 290 351 12.50%
dm_castigate 23 2 496 299 465 8.70%
dm_rapidfire 18 1 449 330 423 5.56%
halls3 17 4 477 238 427 23.53%
dm_minecart 17 0 384 290 347 0.00%
dm_datacore 16 2 430 306 364 12.50%
dm_construction 16 3 411 201 393 18.75%
dm_value 16 3 130 85 118 18.75%
dm_zest 15 6 393 146 376 40.00%
dm_grawler 15 3 287 131 257 20.00%
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor 15 1 125 134 113 6.67%
dm_swamplight_final 14 2 175 82 165 14.29%
dm_boogymans_funpark 12 3 195 87 194 25.00%
dm_avalon_b1 11 4 227 116 221 36.36%
dm_lockdown_reloaded 10 2 211 139 188 20.00%
dm_outlying_v2 10 1 143 103 134 10.00%
cll_awadar_v3 10 1 124 100 119 10.00%
dm_airfield_kbs 10 2 112 59 112 20.00%
dm_deepspaces_4_v2 10 4 37 21 37 40.00%
dm_ancient_ob_1 9 0 246 127 234 0.00%
dm_crossfire 9 1 204 166 173 11.11%
dm_streetwar 9 1 177 109 170 11.11%
dm_stad 9 1 113 108 107 11.11%
dm_crossfire_final 9 1 87 81 77 11.11%
dm_cloudcity 9 2 80 41 76 22.22%
dm_overwatch_winter 8 1 125 59 119 12.50%
dm_ultimate_lobby 8 1 86 84 79 12.50%
dm_italian_village_bm 7 2 204 78 197 28.57%
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs 7 1 145 62 144 14.29%
dm_snarkpit 7 0 108 96 90 0.00%
020511 6 3 57 44 55 50.00%
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2 5 0 151 90 145 0.00%
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77 5 0 86 34 79 0.00%
dm_sniper_sunset_v2 4 1 166 78 160 25.00%
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6 4 2 143 46 137 50.00%
dm_snipe_combine 4 0 121 82 111 0.00%
dm_sniper_traps_v2 4 1 117 63 109 25.00%
dm_snipe_campx_lmht 4 0 115 73 109 0.00%
dm_battleyard_v4 4 2 103 29 100 50.00%
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm 4 1 102 70 102 25.00%
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8 4 1 92 57 82 25.00%
dm_sniper_elea_remix13 4 2 88 61 75 50.00%
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm 4 0 84 42 84 0.00%
dm_sniperfaceoff_day 4 1 50 66 41 25.00%
dm_antartic_outpost 4 1 45 24 42 25.00%
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5 4 2 45 37 41 50.00%
dm_fxbow_final 3 1 94 35 89 33.33%
cll_mousekitchen 3 0 88 56 82 0.00%
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2 3 0 83 75 80 0.00%
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7 3 1 82 17 80 33.33%
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin 3 0 73 43 69 0.00%
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1 3 0 71 38 69 0.00%
dm_tinside 3 1 69 33 69 33.33%
dm_arcticbase_prefinal 3 2 62 23 60 66.67%
dm_overwatch_final 3 0 45 21 43 0.00%
dm_farpoint 3 0 40 39 38 0.00%
dm_hellhole_b174_cave 3 1 39 22 33 33.33%
dm_alcys_factory 3 2 38 13 36 66.67%
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime 3 1 28 24 27 33.33%
dm_crystal_lake_kb 3 0 24 26 20 0.00%
dm_backwash2 3 0 19 8 19 0.00%
bitch_sit1 3 0 18 6 18 0.00%
dm_barrage_final 3 1 13 5 12 33.33%
dm_arena_new_beta6 2 2 106 24 100 100.00%
dm_tigcrik_efps_b1 2 1 103 58 99 50.00%
dm_angel_eyes_fod 2 1 99 27 96 50.00%
dm_wd40 2 1 99 50 96 50.00%
dm_moroes 2 1 93 61 86 50.00%
dm_city_nearly_east_daad 2 1 92 64 86 50.00%
dm_belisarium_v1c 2 1 84 26 80 50.00%
dm_watchman_lighthouse2 2 1 83 29 82 50.00%
dm_caught_economy_003 2 1 81 17 81 50.00%
dm_airstrike 2 1 64 32 60 50.00%
dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal 2 0 60 25 60 0.00%
dm_winter_cabin_sw 2 0 58 60 53 0.00%
dm_battlecreek 2 1 54 31 50 50.00%
dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1 2 1 53 21 52 50.00%
dm_bus_rats_b3 2 0 53 20 51 0.00%
dm_urban_small 2 1 52 17 50 50.00%
dm_troje 2 1 51 13 51 50.00%
dm_420 2 1 50 9 50 50.00%
dm_attack_house_xmas_rc1 2 0 50 33 46 0.00%
dm_campgrounds_r2 2 0 47 28 46 0.00%
dm_cbble 2 1 47 29 47 50.00%
dm_xbow_chaos_v2 2 0 44 17 43 0.00%
dm_powersurgeb8 2 0 43 51 42 0.00%
dm_corse 2 0 39 13 38 0.00%
dm_boot_camp 2 1 37 13 36 50.00%
dm_afb_rundowntown_r1 2 0 31 20 30 0.00%
dm_castle_sanctuary_slam 2 0 28 25 28 0.00%
dm_css_stormwind_bm 2 0 28 34 28 0.00%
dm_crossfire_source 2 1 26 15 25 50.00%
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2 2 0 26 20 22 0.00%
dm_np_max_securyty 2 1 14 5 14 50.00%
dm_911_archeo_v1 2 0 1 4 1 0.00%
dm_7hour 2 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_albatross_b03 2 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_lockdown_pro_final 2 0 0 9 0 0.00%
dm_crazy_houses_v3 1 1 56 17 50 100.00%
dm_joyride_m 1 1 54 20 50 100.00%
dm_armageddon 1 1 53 19 50 100.00%
dm_downfall_emc2_v1 1 1 53 12 50 100.00%
dm_thumper 1 1 53 20 50 100.00%
dm_tigcrik_xmas_night 1 1 53 28 50 100.00%
dm_balmaets 1 1 52 9 50 100.00%
dm_chateau_b 1 0 52 15 49 0.00%
dm_devtex2_xmas_rc1 1 1 52 16 50 100.00%
dm_monopoly 1 1 52 8 50 100.00%
dm_nics_arena_r2 1 1 52 4 50 100.00%
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv 1 1 52 4 50 100.00%
dm_tigdance 1 1 52 28 50 100.00%
dm_wetbox_b2 1 1 52 26 50 100.00%
dm_armor_v2 1 1 51 26 50 100.00%
dm_finca_box_dukemod 1 1 51 6 50 100.00%
dm_jags_rat_xmas 1 1 51 6 50 100.00%
dm_jags_rat_xmas_final 1 1 51 7 50 100.00%
dm_oh_xmastree_v1 1 1 51 4 50 100.00%
dm_servus 1 0 51 20 48 0.00%
dm_this_is_sparta 1 1 51 15 50 100.00%
zg_junkcity_xmas 1 1 51 18 50 100.00%
dm_bast 1 1 50 26 50 100.00%
dm_cement_fortress_betav25 1 1 50 0 50 100.00%
dm_chaintech 1 1 50 3 50 100.00%
dm_dbs_lookout_b1 1 1 50 0 50 100.00%
dm_just_killing_time_ob 1 1 50 0 50 100.00%
dm_killbox_shootery_skm 1 1 50 0 50 100.00%
dm_oblivion_2017 1 1 50 0 50 100.00%
dm_oldwest 1 1 50 0 50 100.00%
dm_oriental_village_sw 1 1 50 1 50 100.00%
dm_rabat_hawk_f 1 1 50 14 50 100.00%
dm_snipe_yard 1 1 50 19 50 100.00%
dm_teleport_world_v8 1 1 50 1 50 100.00%
dm_underdam 1 1 50 1 50 100.00%
dm_uplink_r1 1 1 50 0 50 100.00%
dm_canals_works_final 1 0 48 13 47 0.00%
dm_canyonoasis_b2 1 0 48 15 47 0.00%
dm_hazoe 1 0 48 10 47 0.00%
dm_thugshaker_final 1 0 47 20 43 0.00%
dm_zavod_yantar_ob 1 1 46 9 46 100.00%
dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2 1 0 45 22 41 0.00%
dm_tonysbarbershop_norpg 1 0 45 24 42 0.00%
dm_357_emc2_v1 1 0 44 19 42 0.00%
dm_cottage_beta2 1 0 44 36 42 0.00%
dm_mda_dustmines 1 0 44 18 42 0.00%
dm_whoreisland_b2_vmf 1 0 44 17 44 0.00%
dm_xmas_sniper_valley 1 1 44 15 44 100.00%
dm_snowcapped_r1 1 0 43 31 42 0.00%
dm_castiglion_v1 1 0 42 29 41 0.00%
dm_council_tsgk_v2 1 0 42 28 38 0.00%
dm_tydirium 1 0 41 20 41 0.00%
dm_mogliano17_vd2 1 0 40 18 39 0.00%
dm_shockstreet 1 0 40 30 39 0.00%
dm_tet_2014 1 0 40 13 40 0.00%
dm_tides 1 0 40 24 38 0.00%
dm_donya_bm 1 0 39 25 37 0.00%
dm_technodome 1 0 39 16 36 0.00%
dm_area51 1 0 38 19 37 0.00%
dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2 1 0 38 20 35 0.00%
dm_meatgrinder_b81a 1 0 38 20 36 0.00%
dm_shawn_vbm 1 0 38 28 34 0.00%
dm_amplitude 1 0 37 22 36 0.00%
dm_asylum_riot 1 0 37 21 34 0.00%
dm_basstossplazzabeta 1 0 36 33 36 0.00%
dm_tenements 1 0 36 19 35 0.00%
dm_wildwest_battlecreek_b1 1 0 36 35 35 0.00%
dm_coax_ot 1 0 35 10 34 0.00%
dm_cottage_beta3 1 0 35 23 34 0.00%
dm_pdm20_v2 1 1 35 2 35 100.00%
dm_baggage_handling_v2h 1 1 34 1 34 100.00%
dm_shipshape_b2 1 0 34 24 32 0.00%
dm_bloodsuckers_arena 1 0 33 25 31 0.00%
dm_dadsroomremakeext_fix4 1 1 33 3 33 100.00%
dm_waystation 1 0 33 26 25 0.00%
dm_shipshape_b1 1 0 32 21 32 0.00%
dm_abyss_fixed 1 0 31 19 30 0.00%
dm_bridge 1 0 31 34 27 0.00%
dm_canyon_shootout_bm 1 0 31 15 31 0.00%
dm_richland 1 1 31 26 29 100.00%
dm_frequency 1 0 30 17 29 0.00%
dm_ob_combat_house_hd_rc1 1 1 30 5 28 100.00%
dm_tigcrik_r2_extension 1 0 30 24 28 0.00%
dm_weaver 1 0 30 25 27 0.00%
dm_napoli_mod_by_jkal 1 0 29 28 27 0.00%
dm_carousel 1 0 28 19 26 0.00%
dm_thevillage_v1 1 0 28 11 27 0.00%
cll_catal_xmas_v1 1 0 27 32 23 0.00%
dm_epicenter 1 0 27 2 26 0.00%
dm_winterchill_r3 1 0 27 17 27 0.00%
dm_campgrounds_pro_mod_1 1 0 26 13 26 0.00%
dm_crossfire_source_pcp_v22 1 0 26 26 20 0.00%
dm_house_rats 1 0 26 22 25 0.00%
dm_albatross_b01 1 0 25 25 25 0.00%
dm_mdagothdtournament_v1 1 0 25 14 25 0.00%
dm_sex_b2_s 1 0 25 13 23 0.00%
dm_bounce_original_b1 1 0 24 25 23 0.00%
dm_gophor_bridge 1 0 24 28 22 0.00%
dm_underground_asylum 1 0 24 27 22 0.00%
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3 1 0 23 3 23 0.00%
dm_canopy_rc1 1 0 23 6 23 0.00%
dm_thetomb 1 0 22 24 18 0.00%
dm_castle_sanctuary 1 0 21 21 17 0.00%
dm_goldtooth_vd1 1 0 21 24 20 0.00%
dm_ivyleague_law_tstfunc 1 0 21 25 19 0.00%
dm_autoroute_vd2 1 1 20 4 20 100.00%
dm_dod_campazzo_bm 1 0 20 18 16 0.00%
dm_titanic 1 0 20 20 19 0.00%
dm_nightmare2 1 1 19 4 18 100.00%
dm_jkal_fight_town 1 0 18 9 17 0.00%
dm_schrottplatz_vd1_bm 1 0 18 19 17 0.00%
dm_frenzy_v2_m 1 0 17 9 17 0.00%
dm_seras_desert_camp_dsj_pb 1 0 17 10 17 0.00%
dm_castle_overload2 1 0 16 12 16 0.00%
dm_undermine_b2 1 1 16 1 16 100.00%
dm_damage_inc 1 1 15 0 15 100.00%
dm_dark_lost_bigcitadel_v1 1 1 15 0 15 100.00%
dm_2wars_v1 1 0 14 5 14 0.00%
dm_balakovo_rc1 1 0 14 7 14 0.00%
cs_forest_farm_bm 1 0 13 22 11 0.00%
dm_castle_candybar_vee2 1 0 13 20 12 0.00%
dm_new_financial_centre 1 0 13 14 11 0.00%
dm_cubix_fix 1 1 12 1 12 100.00%
dm_dgc_finca_v2 1 1 11 0 11 100.00%
dm_firebase_s 1 0 11 6 11 0.00%
dm_katsura_night 1 1 11 3 9 100.00%
dm_luna_park_b40e 1 1 11 1 11 100.00%
dm_phallan 1 0 11 1 10 0.00%
cok_bad_ass 1 0 10 7 10 0.00%
dm_hogs_halloween 1 0 10 17 10 0.00%
dm_livingroom 1 1 10 1 9 100.00%
dm_saltmine_prefinal 1 0 10 10 8 0.00%
dm_arctic_vendetta_snow_v22 1 0 9 2 9 0.00%
dm_desert-town 1 0 9 11 4 0.00%
dm_hanzo_b1 1 0 9 1 9 0.00%
dmr1_coastline_r2 1 0 9 5 9 0.00%
dm_np_refinery 1 0 8 0 8 0.00%
dm_resident_extreme 1 0 8 9 8 0.00%
ts_jag_tf2_suijin 1 0 8 0 8 0.00%
dm_darkmatter_pcp_v2c 1 1 7 2 6 100.00%
dm_deadtrack 1 1 7 1 7 100.00%
dm_blackjack_mine_v2 1 1 6 1 6 100.00%
dm_ob_battle_lobby_hd_rc1 1 1 6 0 6 100.00%
dm_bcs_xtra_wet 1 0 5 0 5 0.00%
dm_hellrock_bm 1 0 5 0 5 0.00%
dm_peachs_castle 1 1 5 2 4 100.00%
dm_seras_castaway_2_by_kbs 1 0 5 5 5 0.00%
dm_beirut_v1 1 1 4 1 3 100.00%
dm_bella_secretroom_hawk 1 0 4 1 4 0.00%
dm_bloom_pcp_v1 1 1 4 4 4 100.00%
dm_doh_b5 1 0 4 0 4 0.00%
dm_ob_attack_house_xmas 1 1 4 0 4 100.00%
dm_studyroomx 1 0 4 1 4 0.00%
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c 1 0 3 0 3 0.00%
dm_bedlambeta3 1 1 3 2 1 100.00%
dm_offices_nocstmtxt 1 0 3 3 0 0.00%
dm_only3_chessfight 1 0 3 0 3 0.00%
dm_abandoned 1 0 2 3 0 0.00%
dm_crossfire_winter 1 0 2 0 2 0.00%
dm_nic_oilrig 1 1 2 0 2 100.00%
asc_masters_walmart_v11 1 0 1 0 1 0.00%
de_kybos_sniperwar_v2 1 1 1 0 1 100.00%
dm_bk_multidev_arena_rc3 1 0 1 0 1 0.00%
dm_boogys_css_ocean 1 0 1 2 1 0.00%
dm_bridge_to_nowhere_big 1 0 1 1 1 0.00%
dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal 1 0 1 0 1 0.00%
dm_jag-halo3_turf_bm 1 0 1 0 1 0.00%
dm_land_of_lakes_dsj_pb 1 1 1 1 1 100.00%
dm_leadworks_v2 1 0 1 1 0 0.00%
dm_night_bunkers_b6 1 0 1 3 0 0.00%
dm_ob_nightmare_church_rc2 1 1 1 0 1 100.00%
dm_torque 1 0 1 0 1 0.00%
cll_catacomb_05 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_9042_b4a 1 0 0 1 0 0.00%
dm_airfusion 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_biohazard_next_gen 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_campislam_v2_bm 1 0 0 1 -1 0.00%
dm_corrugated 1 0 0 1 0 0.00%
dm_creep_cellrats_chaos_final 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_crossfire2_b2 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_cs_blacksite_radio_bm 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_css_executive_bm 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_damas_nemesis_v8 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_dead_end2 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_deatharena_tsgk 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_deathmatch 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_defenestrate 1 0 0 1 -1 0.00%
dm_desert_compound_sw 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_diorama_night_v2 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_fort_paradise 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_hellhole_b138 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_mw2_terminal_bm 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_noobtubes_b25 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_outdoorzzz_ss 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_outside_b2 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_short_dust_rev1e 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_snipe_final_v5 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
dm_trainsidecanal 1 0 0 1 0 0.00%
dm_xbow_eye 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

SERVICE RECORD: Sir Digby has 18,522 ranked career kills across 935 completed ranked matches, including 198 wins. These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.

ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - ARMOURY REVIEW: 1610 of this week's 2755 ranked kills came from the Crossbow. The quartermaster has labelled the remaining shelves 'optimistic'.

DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: An independent auditor was appointed, discovered it was Sir Digby, and resigned.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Ranked Matches

Ten most recent completed ranked records.
Ended Map Result K D S F Recorded Winner
12 Nov 2026 19:09 dm_tydirium OTHER 41 20 0 41 Slime
12 Nov 2026 18:52 dm_underground_asylum OTHER 24 27 2 22 Slime
11 Nov 2026 21:26 dm_outside_b2 OTHER 0 0 0 0 Not recorded
11 Nov 2026 21:06 dm_crazy_houses_v3 WIN 56 17 6 50 Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
11 Nov 2026 20:58 dm_devtex2_xmas_rc1 WIN 52 16 2 50 Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
11 Nov 2026 20:52 dm_corse OTHER 39 12 1 38 Slime
11 Nov 2026 20:41 dm_farpoint OTHER 40 39 2 38 Slime
11 Nov 2026 20:20 dm_357_emc2_v1 OTHER 44 19 2 42 Slime
11 Nov 2026 20:14 dm_schrottplatz_vd1_bm OTHER 18 19 1 17 Slime
11 Nov 2026 19:54 dm_cbble OTHER 43 29 0 43 Slime
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
510.99 m
.357 Magnum

vs TheBeigeKnight · dm_airfield_kbs
Recorded 2026-09-25
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.09 m
Env Explosion

vs BricklinRecoveryService · dm_offices_nocstmtxt
Recorded 2026-10-31

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
510.99 m 0.62 m 514
AR2
46.07 m 0.70 m 353
Combine Ball
57.21 m 0.72 m 291
Crossbow Bolt
270.17 m 0.61 m 10,325
Crowbar
2.12 m 0.60 m 32
Env Explosion
111.24 m 0.09 m 1,006
Grenade
14.31 m 2.53 m 2
Physics
59.58 m 0.59 m 75
Pistol
76.57 m 0.62 m 350
Rpg Missile
81.40 m 4.03 m 21
Shotgun
12.39 m 0.76 m 7
SLAM
71.93 m 1.51 m 46
SMG1
38.36 m 0.49 m 438
Smg1 Grenade
63.76 m 0.85 m 288
Sniperrifle
305.26 m 0.61 m 1,366
Sniperrifle
17.12 m 17.12 m 1
Tank
50.89 m 42.95 m 3
Thrown Crowbar
16.29 m 1.47 m 19
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 15,137.