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Lord Piddlewick

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#12
Profile ID
#09
Log Alias
LordPiddlewick
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#12
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
570
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,298
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.44
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
10
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
1.75%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
9,944
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
9,447
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: smg1.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
smg1
250 5 376 units
2
pistol
211 0 794 units
3
ar2
28 5 481 units
4
crossbow_bolt
20 0 1,350 units
5
physics
20 0 373 units
6
combine_ball
11 0 395 units
7
grenade_frag
9 0 842 units
8
357
6 0 1,031 units
9
shotgun
5 0 403 units
10
smg1_grenade
5 0 236 units
11
rpg_missile
3 0 872 units
12
env_explosion
1 0 2,015 units
13
stunstick
1 0 32 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: halls3.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
halls3
117 111 1,700 12,023
dm_zest
103 125 1,196 10,230
dm_2wars_v1
53 42 1,273 6,807
dm_abondonedlabs
50 40 900 5,119
dm_powerhouse
23 26 188 6,544
dm_lockdown_reloaded
18 42 310 3,646
dm_grawler
18 12 259 2,023
dm_minecart
14 55 442 2,648
dm_snarkpit
11 27 148 1,040
dm_crossfire_final
10 16 220 2,083
dm_forest_of_pain_final
9 27 29 1,484
dm_backwash2
8 28 160 1,278
dm_lockdown
7 23 133 2,251
dm_cloudcity
7 5 89 744
dm_construction
7 15 80 457
dm_value
6 14 112 2,451
dm_steamlab
5 10 100 670
dm_swamplight_final
5 4 56 1,493
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
5 14 53 732
dm_rapidfire
5 29 45 243
dm_overwatch
5 6 38 2,271
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
4 37 93 796
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
4 1 71 508
dm_datacore
3 47 137 787
dm_sniper_traps_v2
3 21 119 730
dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2
3 33 95 498
dm_underpass
3 41 83 496
dm_urban_small
3 10 70 377
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
3 9 51 315
dm_belisarium_v1c
3 14 34 263
dm_monopoly
2 10 198 1,081
dm_battleyard_v4
2 15 95 568
dm_chaintech
2 16 72 444
dm_7hour
2 5 65 460
dm_resistance
2 3 43 290
dm_overwatch_final
2 1 32 224
dm_crossfire_source
2 4 31 188
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
2 15 24 154
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
2 2 20 160
dm_doh_b5
2 3 15 299
dm_killbox_bunker_xmas
2 4 14 447
dm_skill_arena_r1
2 1 5 346
dm_gallery_v31
1 26 150 826
dm_zavod_yantar_ob
1 16 44 241
dm_bunker42_vfinale_fixed
1 9 38 190
dm_painindustrial_v5
1 11 38 240
dm_ancient_ob_1
1 11 28 179
dm_fort_paradise
1 13 24 159
dm_castigate
1 3 23 115
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
1 4 23 175
dm_stad
1 4 23 154
dm_1337_street
1 1 22 176
dm_aim_m4a1_final
1 1 22 110
dm_boogys_css_ocean
1 1 22 116
dm_damage_inc
1 4 20 100
dm_module3_v2
1 0 20 100
dm_bounce_2022
1 1 19 152
dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1
1 0 18 99
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
1 9 16 89
dm_clearcombatc17
1 0 13 104
dm_cottage_beta2
1 0 13 104
dm_future_vs_antiquity
1 1 13 104
dm_megawatt
1 1 13 104
dm_parthe
1 0 13 104
dm_thumper
1 0 13 104
dm_this_is_sparta
1 17 11 221
dm_farpoint
1 5 9 63
dm_357_emc2_v1
1 0 8 110
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
1 2 8 40
dm_overwatch_winter
1 1 5 128
dm_bridge
1 0 4 108
dm_xbow_eye
1 0 3 176
020511
1 2 1 11
dm_runoff
0 27 44 257
cll_awadar_v3
0 5 43 258
dm_boogymans_funpark
0 30 37 201
cs_forest_farm_bm
0 14 31 158
dm_avalon_b1
0 2 29 175
dm_canyon_shootout_bm
0 18 28 140
dm_911_archeo_v1
0 7 27 135
dm_angel_eyes_fod
0 3 24 192
dm_stargate_only3_w1
0 1 18 90
dm_afb_rundowntown_r1
0 10 17 91
dm_q3_longestyard_b4
0 2 16 128
dm_defenestrate
0 17 12 60
dm_ancient_rl_b31
0 1 9 72
dm_fragyard
0 4 6 30
dm_torque
0 12 6 63
dm_dark_lost_bigcitadel_v1
0 4 4 20
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
0 1 4 32
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
0 3 3 18
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
0 0 3 24
dm_crossfire_winter
0 1 2 10
dm_lockdown_1979_b35a
0 1 2 10
dm_outlying_v2
0 0 2 12
dm_bwo_intouchables
0 1 1 5
dm_streetwarbone
0 4 1 5
dm_airfield_kbs
0 10 0 0
dm_bk_multidev_arena_rc3
0 1 0 0
dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal
0 2 0 0
dm_lockdown_pcp_v7a
0 5 0 0
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin
0 1 0 0
dm_rustyard_b1
0 1 0 0
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
0 3 0 0
dm_troje
0 1 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

Lord Piddlewick has recorded 570 kills and 1298 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.44. 510 of those kills were against other BOTs and 60 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 250 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 19 kills against 133 deaths, for a K/D of 0.14. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Lord Piddlewick's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 66 times. Lord Piddlewick has answered with 3 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Lord Piddlewick as winner 32 times in total, including 1 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 117 kills and 111 deaths involving Lord Piddlewick.

Detailed telemetry records 9944 hits dealt and 9447 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 43.9% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4730 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 9 of 19 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. A committee briefly considered promoting Lord Piddlewick. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
07 Nov 2026 03:59 dm_clearcombatc17 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
02 Nov 2026 22:19 dm_skill_arena_r1 WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
01 Nov 2026 20:03 dm_parthe WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
29 Oct 2026 04:24 dm_abondonedlabs WIN 50 RANKED fraglimit
29 Oct 2026 02:24 dm_7hour WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
28 Oct 2026 14:37 dm_cottage_beta2 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
27 Oct 2026 17:18 dm_boogys_css_ocean WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
26 Oct 2026 07:48 dm_swamplight_final WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
25 Oct 2026 13:36 dm_value WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
25 Oct 2026 06:53 dm_grawler WIN 4 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
53.48 m
SMG1

vs Sir Digby Chicken Caesar (GBR) · dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
Recorded 2026-10-17
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
Stunstick

vs MinistryofEnormousBalls · halls3
Recorded 2026-10-01

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
 40.70 m 10.19 m 6
AR2
 42.40 m 1.16 m 28
Combine Ball
 12.31 m 2.71 m 11
Crossbow Bolt
 38.44 m 13.03 m 20
Env Explosion
 38.39 m 38.39 m 1
Grenade
 18.23 m 15.59 m 9
Physics
 29.73 m 1.65 m 20
Pistol
 38.86 m 4.52 m 211
Rpg Missile
 18.01 m 15.33 m 3
Shotgun
 11.15 m 2.27 m 5
SMG1
 53.48 m 1.16 m 250
Smg1 Grenade
 7.32 m 2.42 m 5
Stunstick
 0.61 m 0.61 m 1
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 570.