Mrs Miggins' Hitman

Mrs Miggins' Hitman has recorded 552 kills and 1517 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.36. 491 of those kills were against other BOTs and 61 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 233 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 90 kills against 256 deaths, for a K/D of 0.35. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Mrs Miggins' Hitman's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 74 times. Mrs Miggins' Hitman has answered with 2 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Monkey has been Mrs Miggins' Hitman's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 2 times during the same period. The official match archive names Mrs Miggins' Hitman as winner 35 times in total, including 4 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 106 kills and 116 deaths involving Mrs Miggins' Hitman.

Detailed telemetry records 8944 hits dealt and 8426 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 42.2% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3906 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 46 of 90 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Engineering confirms that Mrs Miggins' Hitman remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.