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The Unexpected Spaniard

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#19
Profile ID
#06
Log Alias
TheUnexpectedSpaniard
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#19
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
529
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,659
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.32
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
4
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
0.76%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
9,744
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
9,688
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: pistol.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
pistol
242 0 824 units
2
smg1
201 3 354 units
3
crossbow_bolt
17 0 1,718 units
4
physics
17 0 479 units
5
ar2
13 1 615 units
6
357
11 0 1,456 units
7
grenade_frag
9 0 701 units
8
shotgun
6 0 500 units
9
rpg_missile
5 0 855 units
10
combine_ball
3 0 352 units
11
stunstick
3 0 44 units
12
smg1_grenade
2 0 241 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: halls3.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
halls3
137 153 2,265 14,738
dm_zest
89 113 1,185 9,530
dm_grawler
63 59 844 7,676
dm_lockdown_reloaded
19 20 328 2,166
dm_snarkpit
17 22 239 2,236
dm_monopoly
17 30 221 1,768
dm_construction
16 57 127 919
dm_xbow_eye
12 14 35 2,177
dm_stad
10 41 200 1,403
dm_steamlab
8 39 161 1,471
dm_rapidfire
8 6 75 1,805
dm_ancient_ob_1
7 58 213 1,346
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
6 70 204 1,296
dm_lockdown
6 10 99 714
dm_minecart
6 7 95 511
dm_forest_of_pain_final
6 19 37 1,258
dm_castigate
5 17 112 785
dm_epicenter
5 19 85 930
dm_please
5 3 60 360
dm_metalbox_beta1
4 11 119 625
dm_pdm20_v2
4 8 46 299
dm_melonwars_reloaded
4 20 34 715
dm_swamplight_final
3 39 170 1,677
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
3 10 127 653
dm_cloudcity
3 23 117 928
dm_gallery_v31
3 18 89 475
dm_powerhouse
3 8 87 712
dm_crossfire_source
3 6 71 525
dm_value
3 3 67 1,375
dm_denizen_rc3
3 2 63 468
dm_crossfire_final
3 4 61 407
dm_doh_b5
3 4 49 373
dm_overwatch_winter
2 24 270 1,506
dm_backwash2
2 21 77 444
dm_overwatch_final
2 29 68 340
dm_lostbase
2 6 32 298
dm_hellhole_b174_cave
2 1 28 164
dm_resistance
2 3 28 173
dm_battleyard_v4
2 0 26 205
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
2 2 26 208
dm_overwatch
2 33 19 206
dm_frenzy_v2_m
2 13 0 0
dm_battlecreek
1 22 101 517
dm_castiglion_v1
1 30 81 435
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
1 30 73 453
dm_tides
1 19 59 342
dm_lost_base
1 15 52 315
dm_vertigo_sw
1 9 52 260
dm_area51
1 21 44 290
dm_crossfire_source_pcp_v22
1 10 41 220
dm_this_is_sparta
1 24 41 378
dm_boot_camp
1 13 37 185
dm_canals_works_final
1 17 27 138
dm_changa
1 2 22 161
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin
1 1 21 150
dm_noobtubes_b25
1 0 20 100
dm_oblivion_2017
1 3 20 100
dm_urban_small
1 0 20 100
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
1 0 13 104
dm_barrage_final
1 0 13 104
dm_troje
1 0 13 104
dm_streetwar
1 2 7 35
dm_godsoffice_remake2
1 0 4 32
dm_studyroomx
1 1 2 10
dm_420
1 0 1 150
dm_koteam_ultimatedust_sp95
1 1 0 0
dm_underpass
1 4 0 0
dm_outlying_v2
0 29 102 562
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
0 31 77 421
dm_baggage_handling_v2h
0 12 67 330
dm_italian_village_bm
0 46 64 358
dm_california_fires
0 12 55 314
dm_uplink_r1
0 14 39 231
dm_saltmine_prefinal
0 5 31 175
dm_datacore
0 34 30 182
dm_tet_2014
0 15 27 135
dm_defenestrate
0 11 21 105
dm_lostvillage_night
0 1 20 100
dm_lostarena_snow
0 1 14 70
dm_andros
0 13 13 123
dm_intel_final
0 2 13 68
dm_mogliano17_vd2
0 22 13 65
dm_bdaycake
0 1 12 96
dm_sniper_traps_v2
0 0 12 96
dm_oldwest
0 22 11 61
dm_snowfall
0 1 11 88
dm_leadworks_v2
0 1 10 50
dm_lostvillage_two
0 1 10 50
dm_module3_v2
0 1 10 80
dm_ow_armageddon
0 2 7 35
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2
0 12 7 35
cll_awadar_v3
0 6 6 30
dm_angel_eyes_fod
0 3 6 102
dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal
0 0 6 30
dm_airfield_kbs
0 9 5 48
020511
0 2 4 32
dm_runoff
0 4 4 20
dm_trainyard_winter_storm_v3
0 1 4 29
dm_deathmatch
0 2 3 24
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
0 2 3 15
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
0 1 2 10
dm_fort_paradise
0 0 1 5
dm_lukovich
0 0 1 5
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
0 3 0 0
dm_9042_b4a
0 1 0 0
dm_boogymans_funpark
0 31 0 0
dm_clamber_b7
0 1 0 0
dm_just_killing_time_ob
0 14 0 0
dm_riflemania_v1
0 1 0 0
dm_seras_castaway_2_by_kbs
0 20 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

The Unexpected Spaniard has recorded 529 kills and 1659 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.32. 472 of those kills were against other BOTs and 57 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 242 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 13 kills against 208 deaths, for a K/D of 0.06. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

The Unexpected Spaniard's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 84 times. The Unexpected Spaniard has answered with 2 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Monkey has been The Unexpected Spaniard's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 3 times during the same period. The official match archive names The Unexpected Spaniard as winner 32 times in total, including 0 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 137 kills and 153 deaths involving The Unexpected Spaniard.

Detailed telemetry records 9744 hits dealt and 9688 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 45.7% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4465 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 8 of 13 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Unexpected Spaniard's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
05 Nov 2026 03:57 dm_troje WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
03 Nov 2026 06:23 dm_sniper_grizeg_v6 WIN 4 RANKED timelimit
28 Oct 2026 22:43 dm_denizen_rc3 WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
27 Oct 2026 00:49 dm_urban_small WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
25 Oct 2026 01:51 dm_grawler WIN 0 RANKED timelimit
24 Oct 2026 05:37 dm_zest WIN 15 RANKED timelimit
23 Oct 2026 22:01 dm_grawler WIN 7 RANKED timelimit
21 Oct 2026 20:40 dm_zest WIN 4 RANKED timelimit
21 Oct 2026 09:17 dm_grawler WIN 5 RANKED timelimit
21 Oct 2026 05:15 dm_stad WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
56.28 m
Crossbow Bolt

vs AdmiralTurnip · dm_xbow_eye
Recorded 2026-10-17
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
Stunstick

vs DerektheUnready · halls3
Recorded 2026-10-03

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
 47.90 m 7.45 m 11
AR2
 24.76 m 4.00 m 13
Combine Ball
 7.84 m 5.95 m 3
Crossbow Bolt
 56.28 m 17.94 m 17
Grenade
 15.86 m 2.96 m 9
Physics
 25.29 m 1.52 m 17
Pistol
 34.63 m 4.41 m 242
Rpg Missile
 22.49 m 9.79 m 5
Shotgun
 21.52 m 5.15 m 6
SMG1
 20.71 m 0.61 m 201
Smg1 Grenade
 8.18 m 1.01 m 2
Stunstick
 1.27 m 0.61 m 3
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 529.