BOT Directory Rank
#9
Ordered by recorded kill events.
BOT
PERSONNEL FILE · BOT PROFILE #05
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
Bricklin Recovery Service
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Combat Record
BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked
participation record is claimed.
Recorded Kills
581
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,590
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.37
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
9
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
1.55%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
9,105
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
8,358
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD
Recorded Weapons
Recorded BOT kill events by weapon.
Favourite: pistol.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
pistol
|
264 | 0 | 802 units |
| 2 |
smg1
|
224 | 5 | 390 units |
| 3 |
ar2
|
22 | 4 | 526 units |
| 4 |
physics
|
17 | 0 | 345 units |
| 5 |
crossbow_bolt
|
15 | 0 | 1,499 units |
| 6 |
grenade_frag
|
10 | 0 | 839 units |
| 7 |
smg1_grenade
|
9 | 0 | 291 units |
| 8 |
shotgun
|
7 | 0 | 433 units |
| 9 |
combine_ball
|
5 | 0 | 410 units |
| 10 |
357
|
4 | 0 | 1,408 units |
| 11 |
rpg_missile
|
3 | 0 | 1,057 units |
| 12 |
env_explosion
|
1 | 0 | 1,693 units |
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD
Recorded Map Activity
BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map.
Most active: dm_zest.
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
dm_zest
|
126 | 150 | 1,080 | 9,175 |
|
halls3
|
122 | 173 | 1,624 | 10,192 |
|
dm_grawler
|
39 | 43 | 628 | 4,624 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
23 | 21 | 300 | 2,312 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
23 | 52 | 256 | 2,706 |
|
dm_construction
|
20 | 38 | 363 | 2,376 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
19 | 33 | 271 | 3,220 |
|
dm_minecart
|
14 | 26 | 322 | 3,121 |
|
dm_4corners
|
13 | 10 | 188 | 1,614 |
|
dm_lone
|
10 | 29 | 243 | 1,311 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
8 | 28 | 221 | 1,353 |
|
dm_urban_small
|
8 | 19 | 100 | 1,021 |
|
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
|
8 | 15 | 57 | 1,627 |
|
dm_castigate
|
7 | 33 | 289 | 1,654 |
|
dm_dbs_lookout_b1
|
7 | 14 | 147 | 774 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
7 | 32 | 72 | 419 |
|
dm_thugshaker_final
|
6 | 30 | 152 | 823 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
6 | 29 | 109 | 1,177 |
|
dm_bs_beast_firebox_01a
|
6 | 3 | 81 | 597 |
|
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
|
5 | 29 | 146 | 916 |
|
dm_datacore
|
5 | 51 | 99 | 495 |
|
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
|
5 | 6 | 44 | 1,472 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
4 | 4 | 94 | 479 |
|
dm_resistance
|
4 | 7 | 36 | 198 |
|
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
|
4 | 12 | 29 | 479 |
|
dm_gallery_v31
|
3 | 17 | 112 | 599 |
|
dm_tigdance
|
3 | 28 | 105 | 596 |
|
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
|
3 | 25 | 79 | 689 |
|
dm_ultimate_lobby
|
3 | 3 | 60 | 370 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
3 | 8 | 59 | 501 |
|
dm_underpass
|
3 | 33 | 50 | 265 |
|
dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2
|
3 | 2 | 39 | 297 |
|
dm_crossfire_source
|
3 | 4 | 36 | 506 |
|
dm_powerhouse
|
3 | 15 | 22 | 110 |
|
dm_rabat_hawk_f
|
3 | 2 | 7 | 2,361 |
|
dm_troje
|
2 | 26 | 75 | 495 |
|
dm_albatross_b03
|
2 | 8 | 60 | 409 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
2 | 4 | 59 | 451 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
2 | 4 | 55 | 417 |
|
dm_value
|
2 | 14 | 55 | 449 |
|
dm_damas_nemesis_v8
|
2 | 1 | 52 | 293 |
|
dm_baggage_handling_v2h
|
2 | 15 | 49 | 284 |
|
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
|
2 | 1 | 47 | 316 |
|
dm_stad
|
2 | 4 | 46 | 310 |
|
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
|
2 | 26 | 39 | 242 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
2 | 1 | 30 | 153 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
2 | 8 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_canyon_shootout_bm
|
1 | 20 | 59 | 295 |
|
dm_snowcapped_r1
|
1 | 13 | 45 | 255 |
|
dm_lostvillage_v3
|
1 | 8 | 28 | 140 |
|
dm_wetbox_b2
|
1 | 36 | 27 | 344 |
|
020511
|
1 | 5 | 23 | 230 |
|
dm_overkilled_a1_beta
|
1 | 2 | 18 | 90 |
|
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
|
1 | 1 | 17 | 136 |
|
dm_sniper_traps_v2
|
1 | 19 | 16 | 80 |
|
dm_vdzsource
|
1 | 3 | 16 | 175 |
|
dm_italian_village_bm
|
1 | 23 | 15 | 75 |
|
dm_titanic
|
1 | 4 | 15 | 337 |
|
dm_barrage_final
|
1 | 1 | 14 | 112 |
|
dm_trainyard_winter_storm_v3
|
1 | 2 | 14 | 112 |
|
dm_1337_street
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_911_redline_v1
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_boot_camp
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_bounce_2022
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_only3_testquarter
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_schrottplatz_vd1_bm
|
1 | 1 | 13 | 148 |
|
dm_overwatch_final_nulfix_test
|
1 | 14 | 10 | 56 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
1 | 0 | 7 | 108 |
|
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
|
1 | 15 | 7 | 35 |
|
dm_xbow_eye
|
1 | 2 | 3 | 166 |
|
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
|
1 | 0 | 2 | 155 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
1 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_ancient_ob_1
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_boogymans_funpark
|
1 | 47 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_runoff
|
1 | 13 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_italy_csgo_b2
|
0 | 8 | 60 | 309 |
|
dm_balakovo_rc1
|
0 | 16 | 59 | 295 |
|
dm_offices_nocstmtxt
|
0 | 1 | 54 | 324 |
|
dm_streetwar
|
0 | 20 | 44 | 256 |
|
dm_hellhole_b138
|
0 | 1 | 41 | 325 |
|
cll_catal_xmas_v1
|
0 | 14 | 37 | 197 |
|
dm_vertigo_sw
|
0 | 13 | 34 | 170 |
|
dm_killbox_shootery_skm
|
0 | 17 | 31 | 164 |
|
dm_aim_m4a1_final
|
0 | 3 | 26 | 130 |
|
dm_village_baroudeurs
|
0 | 15 | 24 | 120 |
|
dm_oriental_village_sw
|
0 | 7 | 23 | 115 |
|
dm_oblivion_2017
|
0 | 12 | 16 | 83 |
|
dm_mdagothdtournament_v1
|
0 | 1 | 15 | 90 |
|
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
|
0 | 8 | 13 | 78 |
|
dm_memorialprospekt
|
0 | 1 | 13 | 98 |
|
dm_winter_cabin_sw
|
0 | 16 | 13 | 65 |
|
dm_antartic_outpost
|
0 | 1 | 10 | 50 |
|
dm_crossfire_source_pcp_v22
|
0 | 8 | 10 | 53 |
|
dm_ow_armageddon
|
0 | 2 | 10 | 50 |
|
dm_cottage_beta2
|
0 | 1 | 8 | 64 |
|
dm_new_financial_centre
|
0 | 10 | 8 | 40 |
|
dm_richland
|
0 | 1 | 7 | 56 |
|
dm_outlaws_sanctuary
|
0 | 2 | 6 | 30 |
|
dm_ry_cradle
|
0 | 3 | 6 | 45 |
|
dm_catwalk_extreme
|
0 | 1 | 5 | 40 |
|
dm_cement_fortress_betav25
|
0 | 2 | 5 | 40 |
|
dm_backwash2
|
0 | 2 | 4 | 30 |
|
dm_oldwest
|
0 | 2 | 3 | 24 |
|
dm_nic_oilrig
|
0 | 1 | 2 | 16 |
|
dm_castle_overload2
|
0 | 2 | 1 | 34 |
|
dm_christmas
|
0 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_milieu_r4
|
0 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_stripclub_v2
|
0 | 6 | 1 | 5 |
|
cok_vampire_v1
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_airfield_kbs
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_boogys_css_ocean
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_crystal_lake_kb
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_ep2_cave
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_skill_arena_r1
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
|
0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
Bricklin Recovery Service has recorded 581 kills and 1590 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.37. 490 of those kills were against other BOTs and 91 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 264 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 19 kills against 123 deaths, for a K/D of 0.15. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
Bricklin Recovery Service's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 39 times. Bricklin Recovery Service has answered with 1 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Bricklin Recovery Service as winner 35 times in total, including 2 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 126 kills and 150 deaths involving Bricklin Recovery Service.
Detailed telemetry records 9105 hits dealt and 8358 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 45.4% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4083 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 12 of 19 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. A committee briefly considered promoting Bricklin Recovery Service. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Recorded Victories
Match-result records naming this BOT as winner.
This is not a complete BOT participation history.
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 Nov 2026 06:18 | dm_sniper_elea_remix13 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 08 Nov 2026 11:16 | dm_damas_nemesis_v8 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 30 Oct 2026 09:00 | dm_bs_beast_firebox_01a | WIN | 6 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 30 Oct 2026 06:11 | dm_boot_camp | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 30 Oct 2026 01:29 | dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2 | WIN | 3 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 29 Oct 2026 03:25 | dm_911_redline_v1 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 27 Oct 2026 02:50 | dm_doh_b5 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 26 Oct 2026 16:12 | dm_construction | WIN | 3 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 25 Oct 2026 11:56 | dm_grawler | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 24 Oct 2026 07:38 | dm_castigate | WIN | 3 | RANKED | timelimit |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
56.08 m
Crossbow Bolt
vs Sir Digby Chicken Caesar (GBR) · dm_sniper_sunset_v2
Recorded 2026-10-16
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
SMG1
vs DepartmentofBottomAffairs · halls3
Recorded 2026-09-26
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
38.46 m | 1.14 m | 4 |
AR2 |
25.80 m | 1.81 m | 22 |
Combine Ball |
22.37 m | 2.94 m | 5 |
Crossbow Bolt |
56.08 m | 8.77 m | 15 |
Env Explosion |
32.24 m | 32.24 m | 1 |
Grenade |
24.67 m | 10.16 m | 10 |
Physics |
17.04 m | 2.15 m | 17 |
Pistol |
29.49 m | 2.52 m | 264 |
Rpg Missile |
25.21 m | 14.14 m | 3 |
Shotgun |
14.15 m | 2.62 m | 7 |
SMG1 |
25.94 m | 0.61 m | 224 |
Smg1 Grenade |
9.35 m | 2.15 m | 9 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
581.