Major Injury

Major Injury has recorded 423 kills and 1304 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.32. 373 of those kills were against other BOTs and 50 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 200 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 14 kills against 176 deaths, for a K/D of 0.08. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Major Injury's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 64 times. Major Injury has answered with 0 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Monkey has been Major Injury's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 1 times during the same period. The official match archive names Major Injury as winner 37 times in total, including 1 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 83 kills and 106 deaths involving Major Injury.

Detailed telemetry records 6639 hits dealt and 6411 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 47.3% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2778 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 7 of 14 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed Major Injury's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.