The Honourable Git
Combat Record
Recorded Weapons
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
smg1
|
212 | 6 | 362 units |
| 2 |
pistol
|
188 | 1 | 808 units |
| 3 |
ar2
|
32 | 2 | 524 units |
| 4 |
357
|
21 | 0 | 508 units |
| 5 |
crossbow_bolt
|
12 | 0 | 1,667 units |
| 6 |
combine_ball
|
11 | 0 | 248 units |
| 7 |
rpg_missile
|
9 | 0 | 894 units |
| 8 |
physics
|
7 | 0 | 329 units |
| 9 |
shotgun
|
7 | 0 | 394 units |
| 10 |
smg1_grenade
|
6 | 0 | 325 units |
| 11 |
crowbar
|
4 | 0 | 43 units |
| 12 |
env_explosion
|
1 | 0 | 1,437 units |
| 13 |
stunstick
|
1 | 0 | 32 units |
Recorded Map Activity
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
halls3
|
80 | 105 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_zest
|
61 | 54 | 755 | 5,913 |
|
dm_brownie
|
42 | 35 | 912 | 4,827 |
|
dm_rapidfire
|
38 | 29 | 413 | 6,619 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
27 | 47 | 472 | 4,713 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
24 | 21 | 398 | 4,431 |
|
dm_grawler
|
20 | 13 | 194 | 1,471 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
15 | 29 | 220 | 4,753 |
|
dm_deathmatch
|
15 | 11 | 125 | 2,230 |
|
dm_construction
|
13 | 12 | 224 | 1,563 |
|
dm_minecart
|
13 | 8 | 174 | 870 |
|
dm_stargate_only3_w1
|
12 | 20 | 208 | 1,562 |
|
dm_dust_housing_estate4
|
10 | 10 | 17 | 2,777 |
|
dm_resistance
|
9 | 34 | 181 | 1,085 |
|
dm_castigate
|
6 | 28 | 192 | 1,167 |
|
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
|
6 | 16 | 124 | 907 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
6 | 4 | 88 | 506 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
6 | 0 | 80 | 494 |
|
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
|
6 | 19 | 68 | 909 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
6 | 11 | 25 | 274 |
|
dm_datacore
|
6 | 19 | 19 | 105 |
|
dm_value
|
5 | 23 | 157 | 1,238 |
|
cll_awadar_v3
|
5 | 15 | 31 | 804 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
4 | 1 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
3 | 5 | 93 | 611 |
|
dm_hellrock_bm
|
3 | 15 | 91 | 554 |
|
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
|
3 | 7 | 64 | 370 |
|
dm_stad
|
3 | 22 | 63 | 536 |
|
dm_overwatch_winter
|
3 | 1 | 43 | 316 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
3 | 3 | 42 | 380 |
|
dm_backwash2
|
3 | 1 | 39 | 312 |
|
dm_powerhouse
|
3 | 13 | 38 | 214 |
|
dm_city_nearly_east_daad
|
3 | 11 | 2 | 16 |
|
dm_crossfire_source
|
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_arena_new_beta6
|
2 | 28 | 121 | 731 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
2 | 11 | 78 | 569 |
|
dm_biological
|
2 | 0 | 36 | 204 |
|
dm_boogymans_funpark
|
2 | 6 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_lockdown_pro_final
|
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_caught_economy_003
|
1 | 21 | 78 | 646 |
|
dm_albatross_b03
|
1 | 16 | 75 | 378 |
|
dm_crazy_houses_v3
|
1 | 21 | 59 | 421 |
|
dm_streetwar
|
1 | 18 | 57 | 375 |
|
dm_watchman_lighthouse2
|
1 | 18 | 50 | 262 |
|
dm_autoroute_vd2
|
1 | 7 | 37 | 185 |
|
dm_diorama_night_v2
|
1 | 6 | 33 | 165 |
|
dm_outdoorzzz_ss
|
1 | 15 | 32 | 253 |
|
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
|
1 | 1 | 32 | 193 |
|
dm_frequency
|
1 | 2 | 30 | 150 |
|
dm_aim_m4a1_final
|
1 | 1 | 27 | 135 |
|
dm_denizen_rc3
|
1 | 1 | 27 | 216 |
|
dm_sniper_traps_v2
|
1 | 2 | 24 | 192 |
|
dm_autoroute
|
1 | 0 | 22 | 119 |
|
dm_antartic_outpost
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_barrage_final
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_crossfire2_b2
|
1 | 1 | 19 | 143 |
|
dm_battleyard_v4
|
1 | 0 | 18 | 90 |
|
dm_nightmare2
|
1 | 5 | 18 | 206 |
|
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_cage_s
|
1 | 1 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 101 |
|
dm_redrockcanyon_cll_v4
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5
|
1 | 14 | 7 | 116 |
|
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
|
1 | 6 | 6 | 575 |
|
dm_lockdown_1979_b35a
|
1 | 0 | 4 | 192 |
|
dm_cine_map_3d
|
1 | 0 | 2 | 164 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
1 | 0 | 2 | 162 |
|
dm_campislam_v2_bm
|
1 | 0 | 1 | 1,000 |
|
dm_torque
|
1 | 0 | 1 | 500 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
1 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_airfield_kbs
|
1 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_biohazard_next_gen
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_crossfire
|
1 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_runoff
|
1 | 23 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_tigcrik_efps_b1
|
0 | 21 | 65 | 354 |
|
dm_campgrounds_pro
|
0 | 17 | 48 | 243 |
|
dm_new_financial_centre
|
0 | 3 | 44 | 226 |
|
dm_italian_village_bm
|
0 | 23 | 41 | 215 |
|
dm_underdam
|
0 | 10 | 26 | 148 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
0 | 1 | 25 | 217 |
|
020511
|
0 | 23 | 24 | 529 |
|
dm_farpoint
|
0 | 1 | 14 | 70 |
|
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
|
0 | 9 | 14 | 82 |
|
dm_winter_cabin_sw
|
0 | 19 | 13 | 80 |
|
dm_urban_small
|
0 | 1 | 10 | 80 |
|
dm_adams_b29
|
0 | 2 | 9 | 45 |
|
dm_nics_arena_r2
|
0 | 6 | 8 | 50 |
|
dm_hellhole_b174_cave
|
0 | 2 | 5 | 40 |
|
dm_lockdown_pcp_v7a
|
0 | 3 | 4 | 20 |
|
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
|
0 | 0 | 3 | 24 |
|
dm_outlaws_sanctuary
|
0 | 0 | 1 | 8 |
|
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2
|
0 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_albatross_b01
|
0 | 16 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_angel_eyes_fod
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_bus_rats_b3
|
0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_deadtrack
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_searstower_v2
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_tigcrik_r2_extension
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_underpass
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_wrecked
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Haven Field Report
The Honourable Git has recorded 511 kills and 1071 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.48. 457 of those kills were against other BOTs and 54 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 212 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 83 kills against 199 deaths, for a K/D of 0.42. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
The Honourable Git's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 70 times. The Honourable Git has answered with 2 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names The Honourable Git as winner 46 times in total, including 3 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 80 kills and 105 deaths involving The Honourable Git.
Detailed telemetry records 6955 hits dealt and 5603 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 41.5% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2799 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 48 of 83 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed The Honourable Git's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.
Recent Recorded Victories
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 Nov 2026 16:21 | dm_arcticbase_prefinal | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 07 Nov 2026 02:18 | dm_cine_map_3d | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 21:33 | dm_autoroute | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 02 Nov 2026 05:08 | dm_rapidfire | WIN | 10 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 26 Oct 2026 11:50 | dm_minecart | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 25 Oct 2026 12:36 | dm_snarkpit | WIN | 3 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 25 Oct 2026 10:15 | dm_outlying_v2 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 23 Oct 2026 14:08 | dm_castigate | WIN | 3 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 23 Oct 2026 06:24 | dm_swamplight_final | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 22 Oct 2026 23:41 | dm_construction | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
Personal Records
vs Sir Digby Chicken Caesar (GBR) · cll_awadar_v3
Recorded 2026-10-07
vs SirReginaldPigeon · dm_lockdown
Recorded 2026-09-26
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
36.36 m | 3.69 m | 21 |
AR2 |
37.41 m | 0.90 m | 32 |
Combine Ball |
9.47 m | 2.35 m | 11 |
Crossbow Bolt |
74.76 m | 11.07 m | 12 |
Crowbar |
1.36 m | 0.61 m | 4 |
Env Explosion |
27.38 m | 27.38 m | 1 |
Physics |
10.03 m | 3.79 m | 7 |
Pistol |
34.43 m | 3.40 m | 188 |
Rpg Missile |
34.08 m | 8.03 m | 9 |
Shotgun |
14.18 m | 3.31 m | 7 |
SMG1 |
23.15 m | 0.61 m | 212 |
Smg1 Grenade |
8.61 m | 3.19 m | 6 |
Stunstick |
0.61 m | 0.61 m | 1 |