Chancellor Wibble

Chancellor Wibble has recorded 539 kills and 1179 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.46. 486 of those kills were against other BOTs and 53 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 270 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 18 kills against 123 deaths, for a K/D of 0.15. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Chancellor Wibble's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 45 times. Chancellor Wibble has answered with 1 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Chancellor Wibble as winner 51 times in total, including 3 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 110 kills and 118 deaths involving Chancellor Wibble.

Detailed telemetry records 8627 hits dealt and 6267 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 50.1% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3892 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 10 of 18 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Engineering confirms that Chancellor Wibble remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.