Sir Lags-a-Lot

Sir Lags-a-Lot has recorded 527 kills and 1471 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.36. 472 of those kills were against other BOTs and 55 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 234 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 27 kills against 109 deaths, for a K/D of 0.25. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Sir Lags-a-Lot's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 31 times. Sir Lags-a-Lot has answered with 0 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Алексей has been Sir Lags-a-Lot's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 2 times during the same period. The official match archive names Sir Lags-a-Lot as winner 28 times in total, including 3 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 142 kills and 144 deaths involving Sir Lags-a-Lot.

Detailed telemetry records 9019 hits dealt and 8936 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 44.4% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4008 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. Sir Lags-a-Lot's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.