Sir Wibbleton

Sir Wibbleton has recorded 558 kills and 1316 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.42. 499 of those kills were against other BOTs and 59 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 264 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 131 kills against 320 deaths, for a K/D of 0.41. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Sir Wibbleton's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 88 times. Sir Wibbleton has answered with 10 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Sir Wibbleton as winner 30 times in total, including 2 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 103 kills and 123 deaths involving Sir Wibbleton.

Detailed telemetry records 8872 hits dealt and 8100 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 47.3% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3657 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 109 of 131 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Engineering confirms that Sir Wibbleton remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.