The Rubber Ring Inspector
Combat Record
Recorded Weapons
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
smg1
|
198 | 10 | 404 units |
| 2 |
pistol
|
193 | 2 | 794 units |
| 3 |
ar2
|
28 | 1 | 469 units |
| 4 |
crossbow_bolt
|
20 | 0 | 1,569 units |
| 5 |
physics
|
16 | 0 | 350 units |
| 6 |
357
|
15 | 0 | 891 units |
| 7 |
combine_ball
|
12 | 0 | 298 units |
| 8 |
smg1_grenade
|
11 | 0 | 314 units |
| 9 |
grenade_frag
|
8 | 0 | 757 units |
| 10 |
env_explosion
|
6 | 0 | 3,096 units |
| 11 |
shotgun
|
4 | 1 | 224 units |
| 12 |
crowbar
|
3 | 0 | 44 units |
| 13 |
rpg_missile
|
2 | 0 | 975 units |
| 14 |
stunstick
|
2 | 0 | 41 units |
Recorded Map Activity
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
dm_zest
|
95 | 81 | 1,190 | 9,379 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
41 | 60 | 364 | 6,272 |
|
halls3
|
34 | 33 | 558 | 3,717 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
22 | 69 | 537 | 5,172 |
|
dm_resistance
|
21 | 60 | 213 | 1,804 |
|
dm_grawler
|
20 | 36 | 346 | 2,821 |
|
dm_rapidfire
|
19 | 7 | 106 | 1,866 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
11 | 42 | 219 | 1,324 |
|
dm_powerhouse
|
10 | 27 | 197 | 1,945 |
|
dm_minecart
|
9 | 22 | 318 | 1,846 |
|
dm_backwash2
|
9 | 15 | 197 | 1,127 |
|
dm_construction
|
9 | 34 | 188 | 1,664 |
|
dm_deathmatch
|
9 | 20 | 182 | 1,204 |
|
dm_lone
|
9 | 24 | 181 | 1,005 |
|
dm_oh_xmastree_v1
|
9 | 10 | 75 | 1,562 |
|
dm_chaintech
|
8 | 14 | 136 | 710 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
8 | 12 | 75 | 588 |
|
dm_value
|
8 | 7 | 48 | 4,739 |
|
dm_castigate
|
7 | 62 | 354 | 2,624 |
|
dm_snipe_combine
|
7 | 38 | 107 | 1,644 |
|
dm_streetwar
|
7 | 35 | 41 | 229 |
|
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
|
6 | 12 | 96 | 606 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
6 | 2 | 96 | 552 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
6 | 2 | 62 | 561 |
|
dm_hogs_halloween
|
6 | 6 | 18 | 1,356 |
|
dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1
|
6 | 17 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
5 | 41 | 189 | 973 |
|
dm_overwatch_winter
|
5 | 30 | 177 | 1,009 |
|
dm_q3_longestyard_b4
|
5 | 18 | 141 | 834 |
|
dm_lost_base
|
5 | 21 | 115 | 702 |
|
dm_crossfire_source
|
5 | 7 | 63 | 1,374 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
4 | 14 | 139 | 892 |
|
dm_please
|
4 | 4 | 60 | 426 |
|
dm_ow_armageddon
|
4 | 10 | 49 | 332 |
|
dm_datacore
|
4 | 11 | 8 | 122 |
|
dm_antartic_outpost
|
3 | 36 | 183 | 955 |
|
dm_mdagothdtournament_v1
|
3 | 33 | 168 | 1,073 |
|
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
|
3 | 22 | 119 | 801 |
|
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3
|
3 | 8 | 56 | 665 |
|
dm_corrugated
|
3 | 6 | 54 | 348 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
3 | 0 | 33 | 2,221 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
3 | 2 | 24 | 681 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
3 | 3 | 21 | 378 |
|
dm_gallery_v31
|
2 | 19 | 189 | 1,031 |
|
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
|
2 | 30 | 97 | 586 |
|
dm_angel_eyes_fod
|
2 | 18 | 89 | 492 |
|
dm_runoff
|
2 | 9 | 52 | 235 |
|
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
|
2 | 3 | 49 | 278 |
|
dm_trainsidecanal
|
2 | 6 | 47 | 290 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
2 | 5 | 41 | 2,654 |
|
dm_420
|
2 | 2 | 38 | 200 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
2 | 3 | 34 | 203 |
|
dm_catwalk_extreme
|
2 | 0 | 33 | 201 |
|
dm_sniper_traps_v2
|
2 | 4 | 27 | 335 |
|
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin
|
2 | 0 | 17 | 220 |
|
dm_cbble
|
1 | 16 | 65 | 325 |
|
dm_shawn_vbm
|
1 | 19 | 51 | 276 |
|
020511
|
1 | 22 | 42 | 264 |
|
dm_sex_b2_s
|
1 | 0 | 38 | 190 |
|
dm_ancient_ob_1
|
1 | 14 | 36 | 192 |
|
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
|
1 | 32 | 32 | 170 |
|
dm_boogymans_funpark
|
1 | 36 | 26 | 175 |
|
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
|
1 | 2 | 24 | 192 |
|
dm_lost_railway
|
1 | 7 | 22 | 161 |
|
dm_farpoint
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_ob_combat_house_hd_rc1
|
1 | 6 | 18 | 230 |
|
dm_underpass
|
1 | 6 | 17 | 153 |
|
dm_911_archeo_v1
|
1 | 0 | 16 | 100 |
|
dm_bk_multidev_arena_rc3
|
1 | 0 | 16 | 101 |
|
dm_css_chateau
|
1 | 0 | 16 | 107 |
|
dm_cottage_beta2
|
1 | 1 | 15 | 105 |
|
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_biohazard_nextgen_bm
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_mentalhospital_b59b
|
1 | 0 | 12 | 70 |
|
dm_xbow_eye
|
1 | 18 | 12 | 279 |
|
dm_doh_box
|
1 | 1 | 11 | 1,065 |
|
dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal
|
1 | 4 | 10 | 50 |
|
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
|
1 | 12 | 10 | 53 |
|
dm_jkal_fight_town
|
1 | 0 | 3 | 120 |
|
dm_cs_blacksite_radio_bm
|
1 | 0 | 2 | 164 |
|
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
|
1 | 0 | 2 | 163 |
|
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
|
1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_stad
|
0 | 15 | 53 | 376 |
|
dm_transilvania_bm
|
0 | 30 | 49 | 266 |
|
dm_italy_csgo_b2
|
0 | 16 | 31 | 179 |
|
dm_only3_chessfight
|
0 | 2 | 20 | 151 |
|
dm_teleport_world_v8
|
0 | 15 | 18 | 120 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
0 | 12 | 17 | 100 |
|
dm_downfall_emc2_v1
|
0 | 13 | 16 | 92 |
|
dm_oblivion_2017
|
0 | 9 | 10 | 53 |
|
dm_parthe
|
0 | 1 | 10 | 80 |
|
dm_crossfire_source_pcp_v22
|
0 | 7 | 8 | 40 |
|
dm_killbox_cardiak
|
0 | 0 | 8 | 64 |
|
dm_arctic_vendetta_snow_v22
|
0 | 2 | 7 | 53 |
|
dm_livingroom
|
0 | 3 | 7 | 35 |
|
dm_np_max_securyty
|
0 | 3 | 6 | 30 |
|
dm_np_refinery
|
0 | 2 | 4 | 30 |
|
dm_killbox_bunker_a
|
0 | 2 | 3 | 24 |
|
cs_forest_farm_bm
|
0 | 0 | 2 | 20 |
|
dm_blebisu
|
0 | 6 | 2 | 10 |
|
dm_studyroomx
|
0 | 3 | 1 | 8 |
|
cok_highrise_v6
|
0 | 20 | 0 | 0 |
|
cok_vampire_v1
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_afb_rundowntown_r1
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_airfield_kbs
|
0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_bedlambeta3
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_bus_rats_b3
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_castiglion_v1
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_cine_map_3d
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_denizen_rc3
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
|
0 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_italian_village_bm
|
0 | 24 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_land_of_lakes_dsj_pb
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_troje
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_xmas_sniper_valley
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Haven Field Report
The Rubber Ring Inspector has recorded 518 kills and 1518 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.34. 450 of those kills were against other BOTs and 68 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 198 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 43 kills against 190 deaths, for a K/D of 0.23. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
The Rubber Ring Inspector's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 47 times. The Rubber Ring Inspector has answered with 2 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names The Rubber Ring Inspector as winner 50 times in total, including 5 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 95 kills and 81 deaths involving The Rubber Ring Inspector.
Detailed telemetry records 9030 hits dealt and 7628 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 38.2% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3687 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 28 of 43 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. A committee briefly considered promoting The Rubber Ring Inspector. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.
Recent Recorded Victories
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 Nov 2026 03:57 | dm_sex_b2_s | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 07 Nov 2026 14:27 | dm_css_chateau | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 06 Nov 2026 22:06 | dm_catwalk_extreme | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 06 Nov 2026 07:38 | dm_bk_multidev_arena_rc3 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 06 Nov 2026 05:37 | dm_biohazard_nextgen_bm | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 07:18 | dm_420 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 28 Oct 2026 11:16 | dm_overwatch_phat_ruin | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 27 Oct 2026 07:53 | dm_doh_b5 | WIN | 3 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 24 Oct 2026 19:53 | dm_cloudcity | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 24 Oct 2026 08:39 | dm_grawler | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
Personal Records
vs <ACR> Bearingup (GBR) · dm_hogs_halloween
Recorded 2026-10-02
vs SirCampalot · dm_castigate
Recorded 2026-10-22
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
39.56 m | 3.88 m | 15 |
AR2 |
24.26 m | 1.10 m | 28 |
Combine Ball |
15.63 m | 2.40 m | 12 |
Crossbow Bolt |
134.64 m | 5.89 m | 20 |
Crowbar |
1.18 m | 0.61 m | 3 |
Env Explosion |
147.63 m | 6.56 m | 6 |
Grenade |
20.78 m | 5.71 m | 8 |
Physics |
21.46 m | 2.08 m | 16 |
Pistol |
48.09 m | 3.12 m | 193 |
Rpg Missile |
23.53 m | 13.61 m | 2 |
Shotgun |
8.95 m | 0.61 m | 4 |
SMG1 |
33.98 m | 0.61 m | 198 |
Smg1 Grenade |
9.01 m | 2.94 m | 11 |
Stunstick |
0.96 m | 0.61 m | 2 |