BOT Directory Rank
#7
Ordered by recorded kill events.
BOT
PERSONNEL FILE · BOT PROFILE #28
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
The Beige Knight
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Combat Record
BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked
participation record is claimed.
Recorded Kills
631
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,215
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.52
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
8
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
1.27%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
10,476
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
8,515
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD
Recorded Weapons
Recorded BOT kill events by weapon.
Favourite: pistol.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
pistol
|
294 | 0 | 764 units |
| 2 |
smg1
|
244 | 5 | 375 units |
| 3 |
ar2
|
31 | 3 | 499 units |
| 4 |
crossbow_bolt
|
14 | 0 | 1,688 units |
| 5 |
physics
|
10 | 0 | 355 units |
| 6 |
smg1_grenade
|
9 | 0 | 284 units |
| 7 |
357
|
7 | 0 | 1,060 units |
| 8 |
rpg_missile
|
7 | 0 | 771 units |
| 9 |
grenade_frag
|
6 | 0 | 771 units |
| 10 |
combine_ball
|
5 | 0 | 248 units |
| 11 |
shotgun
|
2 | 0 | 641 units |
| 12 |
stunstick
|
2 | 0 | 47 units |
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD
Recorded Map Activity
BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map.
Most active: halls3.
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
halls3
|
131 | 96 | 1,764 | 11,987 |
|
dm_2wars_v1
|
50 | 33 | 827 | 5,213 |
|
dm_minecraft_area
|
50 | 39 | 751 | 4,519 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
45 | 42 | 607 | 5,431 |
|
dm_zest
|
43 | 36 | 476 | 4,050 |
|
dm_brownie
|
37 | 37 | 811 | 4,157 |
|
dm_grawler
|
27 | 22 | 255 | 1,863 |
|
dm_4corners
|
19 | 16 | 242 | 1,930 |
|
dm_teleport_world_v8
|
16 | 17 | 302 | 2,377 |
|
dm_construction
|
13 | 24 | 119 | 800 |
|
dm_sniperfaceoff_day
|
12 | 7 | 99 | 1,573 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
11 | 60 | 363 | 2,116 |
|
dm_rapidfire
|
11 | 15 | 158 | 1,087 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
10 | 6 | 151 | 3,527 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
9 | 11 | 151 | 1,266 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
8 | 26 | 194 | 1,080 |
|
dm_resistance
|
8 | 25 | 124 | 799 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
8 | 34 | 22 | 260 |
|
dm_overwatch_winter
|
7 | 15 | 136 | 1,246 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
6 | 19 | 153 | 1,073 |
|
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
|
6 | 3 | 103 | 743 |
|
dm_minecart
|
5 | 7 | 170 | 1,036 |
|
dm_thumper
|
5 | 37 | 124 | 1,134 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
4 | 15 | 173 | 865 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
4 | 8 | 81 | 679 |
|
dm_datacore
|
4 | 8 | 52 | 302 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
4 | 9 | 16 | 594 |
|
dm_rabat_hawk_f
|
4 | 6 | 6 | 756 |
|
dm_castigate
|
3 | 17 | 113 | 827 |
|
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
|
3 | 17 | 73 | 1,381 |
|
dm_value
|
3 | 5 | 53 | 1,421 |
|
dm_streetwarbone
|
3 | 2 | 47 | 304 |
|
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5
|
3 | 12 | 45 | 1,253 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
3 | 1 | 36 | 222 |
|
dm_sniper_traps_v2
|
3 | 11 | 32 | 383 |
|
cll_awadar_v3
|
2 | 14 | 66 | 423 |
|
dm_killbox_shootery_skm
|
2 | 16 | 51 | 358 |
|
dm_aim_m4a1_final
|
2 | 1 | 40 | 200 |
|
de_boohouse_2022
|
2 | 11 | 30 | 673 |
|
dm_devtex2_xmas_rc1
|
2 | 35 | 26 | 161 |
|
cok_bad_ass
|
2 | 15 | 25 | 168 |
|
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
|
2 | 2 | 24 | 192 |
|
dm_snipe_combine
|
2 | 2 | 23 | 242 |
|
dm_bus_rats_b3
|
2 | 27 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_ancient_ob_1
|
1 | 21 | 112 | 590 |
|
dm_meatgrinder_b81a
|
1 | 27 | 73 | 460 |
|
dm_baggage_handling_v2h
|
1 | 9 | 65 | 325 |
|
dm_lost_railway
|
1 | 15 | 62 | 402 |
|
dm_bloom_pcp_v1
|
1 | 2 | 61 | 320 |
|
dm_stad
|
1 | 16 | 59 | 305 |
|
dm_zavod_yantar_ob
|
1 | 10 | 46 | 233 |
|
dm_italian_village_bm
|
1 | 16 | 38 | 202 |
|
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
|
1 | 3 | 37 | 203 |
|
dm_crossfire_source
|
1 | 2 | 28 | 153 |
|
dm_jags_rat_xmas_final
|
1 | 21 | 28 | 143 |
|
dm_wd40
|
1 | 2 | 27 | 138 |
|
dm_abyss_fixed
|
1 | 14 | 26 | 625 |
|
dm_beirut_v1
|
1 | 1 | 24 | 150 |
|
dm_castle_overload2
|
1 | 9 | 24 | 282 |
|
dm_ultimate_lobby
|
1 | 1 | 23 | 160 |
|
dm_cottage_beta2
|
1 | 0 | 22 | 146 |
|
dm_alcatraz_beta2a
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_press_rc1
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_streetwar
|
1 | 0 | 19 | 101 |
|
dm_battleyard_v4
|
1 | 13 | 18 | 152 |
|
dm_poolparty_sw
|
1 | 0 | 16 | 101 |
|
dm_albatross_b03
|
1 | 1 | 15 | 117 |
|
dm_hellhole_b174_cave
|
1 | 0 | 15 | 102 |
|
020511
|
1 | 0 | 14 | 112 |
|
dm_apolly_kingofthehill3_gwp
|
1 | 11 | 14 | 306 |
|
dm_albatross_b02
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_angel_eyes_fod
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_canals_works_final
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_torque
|
1 | 1 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_urban_small
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_bs_beast_firebox_01a
|
1 | 1 | 12 | 96 |
|
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin
|
1 | 9 | 10 | 59 |
|
dm_gallery_v31
|
1 | 0 | 5 | 40 |
|
dm_abondonedlabs
|
1 | 0 | 1 | 100 |
|
dm_resident_extreme
|
0 | 11 | 84 | 507 |
|
dm_canyonoasis_b2
|
0 | 27 | 43 | 215 |
|
dm_oriental_village_sw
|
0 | 8 | 30 | 156 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
0 | 2 | 26 | 133 |
|
dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1
|
0 | 3 | 24 | 150 |
|
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
|
0 | 8 | 21 | 105 |
|
dm_sex_b2_s
|
0 | 1 | 19 | 95 |
|
dm_only3_octopus_vb1
|
0 | 8 | 14 | 76 |
|
dm_luna_park_b40e
|
0 | 4 | 13 | 85 |
|
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
|
0 | 4 | 13 | 92 |
|
dm_house_rats
|
0 | 6 | 12 | 60 |
|
dm_rat_cuisine_deluxe_v2
|
0 | 1 | 10 | 65 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
0 | 0 | 8 | 64 |
|
dm_prvr_highnoon_v2
|
0 | 2 | 8 | 40 |
|
dm_ow_armageddon
|
0 | 1 | 6 | 48 |
|
dm_ob_attack_house_xmas
|
0 | 2 | 5 | 25 |
|
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime
|
0 | 2 | 5 | 25 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
0 | 2 | 4 | 32 |
|
dm_castle_sanctuary_slam
|
0 | 1 | 4 | 20 |
|
dm_only3_testquarter
|
0 | 1 | 4 | 29 |
|
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
|
0 | 1 | 3 | 15 |
|
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
|
0 | 23 | 3 | 15 |
|
dm_boogymans_funpark
|
0 | 2 | 2 | 16 |
|
dm_new_junkcity_24_by_tax
|
0 | 0 | 2 | 16 |
|
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_airfield_kbs
|
0 | 11 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_albatross_b01
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_boogys_css_ocean
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_cave_b2
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_cowgate_b5
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_jkal_fight_town
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_phallan
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_thetomb
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_tides
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
ts_jag_tf2_suijin
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
The Beige Knight has recorded 631 kills and 1215 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.52. 569 of those kills were against other BOTs and 62 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 294 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 62 kills against 215 deaths, for a K/D of 0.29. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
The Beige Knight's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 62 times. The Beige Knight has answered with 1 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Klink has been The Beige Knight's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 1 times during the same period. The official match archive names The Beige Knight as winner 41 times in total, including 0 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 131 kills and 96 deaths involving The Beige Knight.
Detailed telemetry records 10476 hits dealt and 8515 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 46.6% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4614 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 43 of 62 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed The Beige Knight's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Recorded Victories
Match-result records naming this BOT as winner.
This is not a complete BOT participation history.
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 05 Nov 2026 14:22 | dm_albatross_b02 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 07:38 | dm_4corners | WIN | 19 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 06:38 | dm_2wars_v1 | WIN | 50 | RANKED | fraglimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 05:38 | dm_cottage_beta2 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 03 Nov 2026 21:59 | dm_torque | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 02 Nov 2026 01:06 | dm_poolparty_sw | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 31 Oct 2026 12:56 | dm_minecraft_area | WIN | 50 | RANKED | fraglimit |
| 29 Oct 2026 09:06 | dm_alcatraz_beta2a | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 28 Oct 2026 11:56 | dm_urban_small | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 26 Oct 2026 15:52 | dm_cloudcity | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
62.34 m
.357 Magnum
vs Sir Digby Chicken Caesar (GBR) · dm_sniperfaceoff_day
Recorded 2026-10-14
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
Stunstick
vs TheMinistryofLag · dm_lockdown_reloaded
Recorded 2026-10-23
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
62.34 m | 3.67 m | 7 |
AR2 |
27.16 m | 0.81 m | 31 |
Combine Ball |
6.77 m | 1.23 m | 5 |
Crossbow Bolt |
54.42 m | 5.03 m | 14 |
Grenade |
15.78 m | 9.83 m | 6 |
Physics |
13.34 m | 2.24 m | 10 |
Pistol |
32.12 m | 3.43 m | 294 |
Rpg Missile |
19.70 m | 10.32 m | 7 |
Shotgun |
13.57 m | 10.84 m | 2 |
SMG1 |
27.26 m | 0.73 m | 244 |
Smg1 Grenade |
8.13 m | 3.59 m | 9 |
Stunstick |
1.18 m | 0.61 m | 2 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
631.