BOT Directory Rank
#27
Ordered by recorded kill events.
BOT
PERSONNEL FILE · BOT PROFILE #27
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
Admiral Turnip
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Combat Record
BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked
participation record is claimed.
Recorded Kills
474
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,355
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.35
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
2
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
0.42%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
7,140
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
7,520
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD
Recorded Weapons
Recorded BOT kill events by weapon.
Favourite: smg1.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
smg1
|
198 | 2 | 406 units |
| 2 |
pistol
|
192 | 0 | 806 units |
| 3 |
crossbow_bolt
|
26 | 0 | 1,463 units |
| 4 |
ar2
|
13 | 0 | 432 units |
| 5 |
physics
|
13 | 0 | 390 units |
| 6 |
grenade_frag
|
8 | 0 | 673 units |
| 7 |
combine_ball
|
7 | 0 | 334 units |
| 8 |
smg1_grenade
|
5 | 0 | 304 units |
| 9 |
357
|
4 | 0 | 1,047 units |
| 10 |
shotgun
|
4 | 0 | 435 units |
| 11 |
env_explosion
|
2 | 0 | 742 units |
| 12 |
rpg_missile
|
1 | 0 | 465 units |
| 13 |
stunstick
|
1 | 0 | 50 units |
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD
Recorded Map Activity
BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map.
Most active: dm_zest.
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
dm_zest
|
103 | 121 | 1,159 | 9,419 |
|
halls3
|
67 | 91 | 540 | 3,357 |
|
dm_brownie
|
29 | 44 | 717 | 3,651 |
|
dm_grawler
|
26 | 53 | 354 | 2,276 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
22 | 20 | 292 | 2,276 |
|
dm_minecart
|
14 | 35 | 415 | 2,335 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
13 | 30 | 17 | 85 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
12 | 45 | 154 | 772 |
|
dm_rapidfire
|
11 | 9 | 27 | 1,256 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
9 | 21 | 238 | 1,358 |
|
dm_value
|
9 | 12 | 127 | 904 |
|
dm_construction
|
7 | 32 | 160 | 987 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
6 | 3 | 77 | 1,647 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
6 | 23 | 26 | 1,189 |
|
dm_runoff
|
6 | 43 | 6 | 33 |
|
dm_gallery_v31
|
5 | 20 | 166 | 833 |
|
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
|
5 | 23 | 121 | 1,161 |
|
dm_underpass
|
5 | 7 | 111 | 874 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
5 | 5 | 81 | 769 |
|
dm_castigate
|
5 | 1 | 80 | 612 |
|
dm_wildwest_battlecreek_b1
|
5 | 23 | 69 | 755 |
|
dm_hellhole_b174_cave
|
5 | 30 | 61 | 1,361 |
|
dm_intel_final
|
4 | 15 | 92 | 487 |
|
dm_snipe_combine
|
4 | 32 | 90 | 671 |
|
dm_thetomb
|
4 | 22 | 83 | 1,415 |
|
dm_datacore
|
4 | 33 | 62 | 448 |
|
dm_xbow_eye
|
4 | 32 | 55 | 1,156 |
|
020511
|
4 | 2 | 19 | 479 |
|
dm_backwash2
|
4 | 1 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_fxbow_final
|
3 | 21 | 82 | 672 |
|
dm_stad
|
3 | 16 | 73 | 443 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
3 | 11 | 48 | 304 |
|
dm_abondonedlabs
|
3 | 7 | 38 | 275 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
3 | 2 | 11 | 55 |
|
dm_420
|
2 | 5 | 50 | 397 |
|
dm_resistance
|
2 | 13 | 50 | 272 |
|
dm_lockdown_pirat
|
2 | 20 | 43 | 1,437 |
|
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
|
2 | 1 | 41 | 262 |
|
dm_ob_battle_lobby_hd_rc1
|
2 | 2 | 40 | 220 |
|
dm_powerhouse
|
2 | 9 | 40 | 200 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
2 | 1 | 28 | 150 |
|
dm_crossfire_source
|
2 | 3 | 28 | 694 |
|
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
|
2 | 0 | 19 | 152 |
|
dm_belisarium_v1c
|
2 | 0 | 14 | 112 |
|
dm_deepspaces_4_v2
|
2 | 2 | 6 | 356 |
|
dm_offices_nocstmtxt
|
2 | 1 | 3 | 1,005 |
|
dm_chickencoop_v2
|
2 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
1 | 15 | 93 | 520 |
|
dm_sniperfaceoff_day
|
1 | 16 | 73 | 365 |
|
dm_lost_monastery_v1
|
1 | 13 | 71 | 483 |
|
dm_overwatch_winter
|
1 | 15 | 49 | 260 |
|
dm_zavod_yantar_ob
|
1 | 14 | 38 | 362 |
|
dm_andros
|
1 | 10 | 34 | 200 |
|
dm_village_baroudeurs
|
1 | 24 | 31 | 155 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
1 | 5 | 27 | 174 |
|
dm_megawatt
|
1 | 1 | 24 | 181 |
|
dm_powersurgeb8
|
1 | 13 | 21 | 125 |
|
dm_richland
|
1 | 4 | 21 | 105 |
|
dm_aim_m4a1_final
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_undermine_b2
|
1 | 4 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_snowcapped_r1
|
1 | 3 | 19 | 101 |
|
dm_barrage_final
|
1 | 1 | 16 | 128 |
|
dm_dadsroomremakeext_fix4
|
1 | 4 | 16 | 128 |
|
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_recidivism
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_tigcrik_efps_b1
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_tigdance
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_italian_village_bm
|
1 | 12 | 9 | 45 |
|
dm_trainyard_winter_storm_v3
|
1 | 2 | 8 | 64 |
|
dm_deathmatch
|
1 | 0 | 7 | 123 |
|
dm_nightmare2
|
1 | 2 | 6 | 99 |
|
dm_goldtooth_vd1
|
1 | 4 | 5 | 190 |
|
dm_xmas_sniper_valley
|
1 | 6 | 4 | 20 |
|
dm_electrix
|
1 | 0 | 2 | 166 |
|
dm_defenestrate
|
1 | 4 | 1 | 500 |
|
dm_boogymans_funpark
|
1 | 17 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_afb_rundowntown_r1
|
0 | 11 | 53 | 265 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
0 | 3 | 36 | 244 |
|
cll_awadar_v3
|
0 | 9 | 35 | 234 |
|
cll_catal_xmas_v1
|
0 | 23 | 32 | 254 |
|
dm_module3_v2
|
0 | 1 | 27 | 141 |
|
dm_cottage_beta3
|
0 | 13 | 24 | 170 |
|
dm_canals_works_final
|
0 | 16 | 22 | 144 |
|
dm_jags_rat_xmas
|
0 | 23 | 20 | 112 |
|
dm_arena_new_beta6
|
0 | 2 | 18 | 117 |
|
dm_press_rc1
|
0 | 2 | 17 | 85 |
|
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2
|
0 | 9 | 15 | 75 |
|
dm_denizen_rc3
|
0 | 2 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_skillsbeta
|
0 | 1 | 13 | 80 |
|
dm_battleyard_v4
|
0 | 1 | 11 | 55 |
|
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
|
0 | 0 | 11 | 88 |
|
dm_katsura_night_r1
|
0 | 2 | 10 | 50 |
|
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
|
0 | 6 | 10 | 50 |
|
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
|
0 | 4 | 9 | 54 |
|
dm_streetwar
|
0 | 1 | 8 | 64 |
|
dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1
|
0 | 0 | 7 | 53 |
|
dm_lockdown_1979_b32b
|
0 | 7 | 7 | 35 |
|
dm_lockdown_extended_2
|
0 | 10 | 7 | 80 |
|
dm_redrockcanyon_cll_v4
|
0 | 1 | 7 | 50 |
|
dm_csgo_shoots
|
0 | 0 | 6 | 48 |
|
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5
|
0 | 4 | 6 | 48 |
|
dm_advance_revised_a1
|
0 | 0 | 2 | 10 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
0 | 2 | 2 | 10 |
|
dm_castle_sanctuary_slam
|
0 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_catwalk_extreme
|
0 | 1 | 1 | 8 |
|
dm_leadworks_v2
|
0 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_oblivion_2017
|
0 | 10 | 1 | 11 |
|
dm_ry_cradle
|
0 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
|
0 | 2 | 1 | 8 |
|
dm_airfield_kbs
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_cottage_beta2
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_crossfire
|
0 | 13 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_dark_lost_bigcitadel_v1
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_desert-town
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_just_killing_time_ob
|
0 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_seras_castaway_2_by_kbs
|
0 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_studyroomx
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_urban_small
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
Admiral Turnip has recorded 474 kills and 1355 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.35. 396 of those kills were against other BOTs and 78 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 198 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 58 kills against 216 deaths, for a K/D of 0.27. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
Admiral Turnip's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 58 times. Admiral Turnip has answered with 6 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Admiral Turnip as winner 37 times in total, including 4 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 103 kills and 121 deaths involving Admiral Turnip.
Detailed telemetry records 7140 hits dealt and 7520 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 41.8% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2892 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 43 of 58 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Engineering confirms that Admiral Turnip remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Recorded Victories
Match-result records naming this BOT as winner.
This is not a complete BOT participation history.
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 Nov 2026 11:01 | dm_belisarium_v1c | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 11 Nov 2026 15:41 | dm_electrix | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 08 Nov 2026 09:50 | dm_tigcrik_efps_b1 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 22:53 | dm_backwash2 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 03 Nov 2026 10:25 | dm_snowcapped_r1 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 03 Nov 2026 06:43 | dm_sniper_sunset_v2 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 26 Oct 2026 02:05 | dm_snarkpit | WIN | 9 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 25 Oct 2026 15:58 | dm_castigate | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 25 Oct 2026 14:17 | dm_lockdown_reloaded | WIN | 5 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 23 Oct 2026 07:05 | dm_zest | WIN | 12 | RANKED | timelimit |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
55.42 m
Crossbow Bolt
vs SirReginaldPigeon · dm_forest_of_pain_final
Recorded 2026-10-14
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.73 m
SMG1
vs ChancellorWibble · dm_snarkpit
Recorded 2026-09-24
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
38.13 m | 6.80 m | 4 |
AR2 |
18.42 m | 1.37 m | 13 |
Combine Ball |
9.69 m | 4.13 m | 7 |
Crossbow Bolt |
55.42 m | 4.45 m | 26 |
Env Explosion |
22.73 m | 5.52 m | 2 |
Grenade |
15.78 m | 2.30 m | 8 |
Physics |
32.68 m | 2.10 m | 13 |
Pistol |
33.02 m | 2.50 m | 192 |
Rpg Missile |
8.85 m | 8.85 m | 1 |
Shotgun |
13.47 m | 1.04 m | 4 |
SMG1 |
32.13 m | 0.73 m | 198 |
Smg1 Grenade |
9.01 m | 1.42 m | 5 |
Stunstick |
0.95 m | 0.95 m | 1 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
474.