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Derek the Unready

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#24
Profile ID
#26
Log Alias
DerektheUnready
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#24
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
491
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,465
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.34
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
9
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
1.83%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
8,415
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
8,205
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: pistol.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
pistol
213 0 824 units
2
smg1
209 7 365 units
3
ar2
21 2 508 units
4
crossbow_bolt
18 0 1,756 units
5
357
8 0 994 units
6
physics
8 0 417 units
7
combine_ball
5 0 272 units
8
grenade_frag
2 0 813 units
9
rpg_missile
2 0 745 units
10
smg1_grenade
2 0 145 units
11
stunstick
2 0 45 units
12
shotgun
1 0 473 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: halls3.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
halls3
157 177 2,272 14,081
dm_zest
64 69 652 5,180
dm_grawler
28 30 248 1,669
dm_teleport_world_v8
22 32 336 2,571
dm_construction
19 50 358 2,618
dm_snarkpit
17 47 307 2,462
dm_rapidfire
15 13 193 2,675
dm_lockdown_reloaded
14 45 232 1,641
dm_overwatch
9 59 113 694
dm_lockdown
8 30 220 1,320
dm_minecart
8 18 152 1,036
dm_stad
8 3 46 1,372
dm_crossfire_source
7 4 67 820
dm_overwatch_winter
6 46 281 1,579
dm_castigate
5 32 104 689
dm_ob_combat_house_hd_rc1
5 13 93 643
dm_avalon_b1
5 29 70 391
dm_powerhouse
5 2 56 1,509
dm_cloudcity
4 26 139 732
dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1
4 22 133 695
dm_swamplight_final
4 10 116 716
dm_sneaky_bastards_v5x
4 1 8 649
dm_crossfire_final
3 47 209 1,162
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
3 39 118 748
cll_awadar_v3
3 12 44 410
dm_troje
3 13 30 668
dm_fxbow_final
3 16 25 491
dm_value
3 5 15 177
dm_sexual_castle
2 20 75 478
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
2 22 72 370
dm_slammer
2 0 70 437
dm_sniperfaceoff_day
2 12 64 352
dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal
2 19 55 426
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
2 8 54 397
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
2 27 49 640
dm_painindustrial_v5
2 21 48 306
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
2 1 39 252
dm_albatross_b03
2 0 20 242
dm_boogymans_funpark
2 18 13 104
dm_new_financial_centre
1 15 52 266
dm_runoff
1 22 51 270
dm_underdam
1 11 45 279
cll_catal_xmas_v1
1 21 44 329
dm_xmas_sniper_valley
1 32 37 202
dm_shockstreet
1 25 36 675
dm_belisarium_v1c
1 19 33 184
dm_jags_rat_xmas
1 13 32 160
dm_outlying_v2
1 1 32 160
dm_backwash2
1 5 30 150
dm_canyonoasis_b2
1 1 30 150
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
1 1 30 240
dm_redrockcanyon_cll_v4
1 1 29 187
dm_gman_loves_anal
1 1 23 184
dm_steamlab
1 2 22 150
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime
1 2 20 100
dm_underground_asylum
1 0 20 100
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
1 2 19 149
dm_corse
1 0 17 106
dm_biological
1 1 15 178
dm_pit_reloaded_v12
1 1 15 120
dm_gallery_v31
1 1 14 106
dm_angel_eyes_fod
1 0 13 104
dm_city_nearly_east_daad
1 0 13 104
dm_l33thuania_bm
1 1 13 104
dm_overwatch_final
1 0 13 104
dm_spire
1 1 13 104
dm_urban_small
1 0 13 104
dm_snipe_yard
1 0 10 80
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
1 0 9 120
020511
1 18 8 70
dm_stairwaytohell2
1 0 3 15
dm_ancient_ob_1
1 15 0 0
dm_epicenter
0 15 60 342
dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2
0 2 45 245
dm_vertigo_sw
0 14 42 210
dm_underpass
0 5 36 190
dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2
0 3 32 199
dm_just_killing_time_ob
0 13 25 125
dm_oblivion_2017
0 12 22 137
dm_sniper_traps_v2
0 13 21 147
dm_wd40
0 4 20 103
dm_albatross_b02
0 1 17 85
dm_campgrounds_r2
0 12 14 70
dm_doh_b5
0 2 14 114
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
0 23 14 76
dm_oriental_village_sw
0 6 13 86
dm_poolparty_sw
0 1 13 83
dm_streetwar
0 1 13 104
dm_recidivism
0 1 12 84
dm_snipe_delta_chaos
0 1 12 96
bitch_sit1
0 4 10 80
dm_apolly_kingofthehill3_gwp
0 6 9 45
dm_caught_economy_003
0 0 4 20
dm_overkilled_a1_beta
0 2 4 86
dm_xbow_eye
0 2 4 44
dm_hazoe
0 27 3 18
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
0 7 3 18
dm_deepspaces_4_v2
0 1 2 10
dm_barrage_final
0 2 1 5
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
0 1 0 0
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
0 1 0 0
dm_airfield_kbs
0 9 0 0
dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal
0 1 0 0
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
0 5 0 0
dm_farpoint
0 5 0 0
dm_italian_village_bm
0 6 0 0
dm_riflemania_v1
0 1 0 0
dm_sin_office
0 3 0 0
dm_sniper_xmas
0 1 0 0
dm_ssw_2021
0 1 0 0
dm_valve_rc2nc
0 1 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

Derek the Unready has recorded 491 kills and 1465 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.34. 441 of those kills were against other BOTs and 50 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 213 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 41 kills against 146 deaths, for a K/D of 0.28. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Derek the Unready's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 48 times. Derek the Unready has answered with 0 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Monkey has been Derek the Unready's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 1 times during the same period. The official match archive names Derek the Unready as winner 31 times in total, including 3 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 157 kills and 177 deaths involving Derek the Unready.

Detailed telemetry records 8415 hits dealt and 8205 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 43.4% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3859 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 27 of 41 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Derek the Unready's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
11 Nov 2026 22:07 dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
07 Nov 2026 07:42 dm_corse WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
07 Nov 2026 02:59 dm_city_nearly_east_daad WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
04 Nov 2026 03:21 dm_underground_asylum WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
03 Nov 2026 13:46 dm_stairwaytohell2 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
02 Nov 2026 23:19 dm_slammer WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
26 Oct 2026 22:16 dm_swamplight_final WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
26 Oct 2026 15:32 dm_castigate WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
24 Oct 2026 03:16 dm_construction WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
23 Oct 2026 22:40 dm_grawler WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
92.55 m
Crossbow Bolt

vs Sir Digby Chicken Caesar (GBR) · cll_awadar_v3
Recorded 2026-10-02
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
Stunstick

vs SirWibbleton · dm_rapidfire
Recorded 2026-10-08

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
 56.58 m 5.12 m 8
AR2
 19.75 m 1.73 m 21
Combine Ball
 9.40 m 1.82 m 5
Crossbow Bolt
 92.55 m 3.01 m 18
Grenade
 15.50 m 15.49 m 2
Physics
 19.45 m 2.38 m 8
Pistol
 28.13 m 4.43 m 213
Rpg Missile
 19.41 m 8.96 m 2
Shotgun
 9.01 m 9.01 m 1
SMG1
 28.16 m 0.63 m 209
Smg1 Grenade
 3.71 m 1.83 m 2
Stunstick
 1.09 m 0.61 m 2
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 491.