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General Mayhem

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#11
Profile ID
#25
Log Alias
GeneralMayhem
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#11
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
575
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,588
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.36
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
13
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
2.26%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
10,079
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
10,507
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: smg1.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
smg1
231 7 369 units
2
pistol
220 1 784 units
3
ar2
32 5 394 units
4
physics
26 0 484 units
5
grenade_frag
16 0 804 units
6
crossbow_bolt
14 0 1,496 units
7
combine_ball
10 0 323 units
8
smg1_grenade
9 0 341 units
9
357
5 0 1,158 units
10
rpg_missile
5 0 787 units
11
shotgun
4 0 280 units
12
env_explosion
2 0 1,523 units
13
stunstick
1 0 33 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: dm_zest.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
dm_zest
115 123 1,336 11,903
halls3
110 120 1,564 10,246
dm_brownie
37 47 816 4,230
dm_snarkpit
36 44 484 9,570
dm_2wars_v1
26 26 416 2,443
dm_lockdown_reloaded
21 39 356 3,655
dm_grawler
20 22 244 1,765
dm_construction
10 39 119 676
dm_overwatch
10 22 87 1,347
dm_swamplight_final
9 13 189 3,682
dm_castigate
9 21 161 1,025
dm_lockdown
8 49 214 1,368
dm_minecart
8 15 170 918
dm_resistance
7 36 208 1,182
dm_underpass
6 12 82 3,658
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
6 29 76 1,303
dm_powerhouse
5 41 223 1,173
dm_outlying_v2
5 32 184 969
dm_moroes
5 29 178 1,065
dm_tigcrik_xmas_night
5 37 132 925
dm_caught_economy_003
5 33 111 1,389
dm_bs_beast_firebox_01a
5 7 76 638
dm_rapidfire
5 8 64 1,592
dm_steamlab
5 23 57 488
dm_stad
5 2 2 30
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
4 30 57 549
dm_fxbow_final
4 22 21 772
dm_crazy_houses_v3
3 51 110 858
dm_memorialprospekt
3 8 62 457
dm_airstrike
3 7 52 379
dm_denizen_rc3
3 1 41 277
cll_catal_xmas_v1
3 11 38 371
dm_stalker_mod_by_jkal
3 0 6 482
dm_avalon_b1
2 26 156 854
dm_crossfire_source
2 20 130 834
dm_snipe_combine
2 34 94 980
dm_overwatch_winter
2 4 78 659
dm_sniper_traps_v2
2 13 68 512
dm_tigcrik_efps_b1
2 22 59 412
dm_cloudcity
2 3 56 280
cll_awadar_v3
2 16 50 310
dm_overwatch_final
2 3 13 104
dm_chateau_b
2 7 10 640
dm_doh_b5
2 3 7 136
dm_runoff
2 21 0 0
dm_armageddon
1 27 96 583
dm_winterchill_r3
1 22 89 466
de_boohouse_2022
1 28 80 425
dm_amplitude
1 35 63 547
dm_antartic_outpost
1 6 53 286
dm_campgrounds_pro
1 20 46 770
dm_ultimate_lobby
1 3 45 306
dm_value
1 4 40 326
dm_tinside
1 12 38 190
dm_cs_blacksite_radio_bm
1 1 37 215
dm_belisarium_v1c
1 4 28 170
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2
1 12 28 149
dm_backwash2
1 4 27 675
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
1 6 25 176
dm_alcys_factory
1 4 23 119
dm_powersurgeb8
1 6 23 160
dm_abandoned
1 0 20 100
dm_airfusion
1 0 20 100
dm_blackswamp_b4
1 0 20 100
dm_noobtubes_b25
1 1 20 100
dm_urban_small
1 0 20 100
dm_bella_secretroom_hawk
1 2 18 144
dm_doh_box
1 3 18 111
dm_goldtooth_vd1
1 8 15 1,070
dm_changa
1 4 14 117
dm_sunset_village_b3
1 0 14 106
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
1 0 14 118
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
1 4 13 104
dm_biological
1 1 13 104
dm_bloom_pcp_v1
1 0 13 104
dm_boogys_death_resort
1 0 13 104
dm_canals_works_final
1 0 13 104
dm_cave_b2
1 0 13 101
dm_datacore
1 3 13 65
dm_mda_dustmines
1 0 13 104
dm_firebase_s
1 0 10 147
dm_hanzo_b1
1 1 10 50
cok_bad_ass
1 27 6 30
dm_airfield_kbs
1 16 6 33
dm_forest_of_pain_final
1 1 2 164
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
1 2 0 0
dm_koteam_ultimatedust_sp95
1 1 0 0
dm_tet_2014
0 15 47 245
dm_crossfire_final
0 4 41 310
dm_streetwar
0 21 39 226
dm_arctic_vendetta_snow_v22
0 2 27 135
dm_battleyard_v4
0 6 26 133
dm_barrage_final
0 16 25 152
dm_troje
0 15 21 165
dm_np_max_securyty
0 9 20 100
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
0 5 14 70
dm_only3_cone_of_death
0 1 12 96
dm_only3_testquarter
0 1 12 96
dm_damage_inc
0 3 11 55
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
0 0 9 72
dm_gman_loves_anal_r2
0 2 9 60
dm_ancient_ob_1
0 5 8 40
dm_ry_cradle
0 1 8 64
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
0 10 6 36
dm_mdagothdtournament_v1
0 1 4 32
dm_cottage_beta2
0 3 3 24
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
0 0 3 15
dm_castle_candybar_vee2
0 3 2 10
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
0 7 2 10
dm_painindustrial_v5
0 2 1 60
dm_bedlambeta3
0 2 0 0
dm_house_rats
0 2 0 0
dm_italian_village_bm
0 3 0 0
dm_motel
0 2 0 0
dm_riflemania_v1
0 1 0 0
dm_schrottplatz_vd1_bm
0 4 0 0
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
0 1 0 0
dm_tigcrik_xmas_night_b6
0 2 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

General Mayhem has recorded 575 kills and 1588 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.36. 506 of those kills were against other BOTs and 69 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 231 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 31 kills against 183 deaths, for a K/D of 0.17. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

General Mayhem's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 63 times. General Mayhem has answered with 7 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names General Mayhem as winner 34 times in total, including 4 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 115 kills and 123 deaths involving General Mayhem.

Detailed telemetry records 10079 hits dealt and 10507 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 40.2% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4286 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. A committee briefly considered promoting General Mayhem. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
11 Nov 2026 12:59 dm_bloom_pcp_v1 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
10 Nov 2026 16:16 dm_canals_works_final WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
10 Nov 2026 12:54 dm_firebase_s WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
07 Nov 2026 13:06 dm_cs_blacksite_radio_bm WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
03 Nov 2026 14:07 dm_stalker_mod_by_jkal WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
31 Oct 2026 05:45 dm_memorialprospekt WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
30 Oct 2026 05:31 dm_boogys_death_resort WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
30 Oct 2026 02:29 dm_blackswamp_b4 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
29 Oct 2026 07:26 dm_airfusion WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
29 Oct 2026 04:05 dm_abandoned WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
71.76 m
Crossbow Bolt

vs MrSlightlyConfused · dm_fxbow_final
Recorded 2026-10-16
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
SMG1

vs MinistryofEnormousBalls · dm_lockdown_reloaded
Recorded 2026-10-02

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
33.86 m 6.30 m 5
AR2
13.41 m 1.93 m 32
Combine Ball
11.14 m 2.99 m 10
Crossbow Bolt
71.76 m 5.51 m 14
Env Explosion
30.93 m 27.09 m 2
Grenade
18.20 m 9.40 m 16
Physics
33.52 m 1.92 m 26
Pistol
26.58 m 4.21 m 220
Rpg Missile
31.77 m 6.81 m 5
Shotgun
8.11 m 0.98 m 4
SMG1
33.92 m 0.61 m 231
Smg1 Grenade
9.69 m 2.72 m 9
Stunstick
0.63 m 0.63 m 1
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 575.