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Mr Slightly Confused

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#8
Profile ID
#24
Log Alias
MrSlightlyConfused
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#8
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
623
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,739
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.36
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
18
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
2.89%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
10,801
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
10,313
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: pistol.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
pistol
288 5 791 units
2
smg1
255 10 370 units
3
ar2
24 3 467 units
4
357
14 0 1,449 units
5
physics
14 0 372 units
6
crossbow_bolt
13 0 1,143 units
7
grenade_frag
4 0 759 units
8
combine_ball
3 0 222 units
9
stunstick
3 0 53 units
10
rpg_missile
2 0 691 units
11
shotgun
2 0 349 units
12
smg1_grenade
1 0 229 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: halls3.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
halls3
162 187 1,865 12,531
dm_zest
108 135 1,308 10,380
dm_snarkpit
32 50 448 3,412
dm_grawler
29 62 601 4,371
dm_2wars_v1
25 30 514 2,862
dm_4corners
21 13 252 2,016
dm_resistance
18 19 206 1,307
dm_lockdown_reloaded
11 11 207 1,348
dm_magdad
10 11 63 1,737
dm_avalon_b1
9 20 159 1,262
dm_minecart
9 35 93 531
dm_stargate_only3_w1
8 20 255 1,419
dm_construction
8 10 124 916
dm_lone
7 29 182 971
dm_outlying_v2
7 25 178 1,520
dm_overwatch_winter
7 13 149 967
dm_castigate
7 7 122 1,815
dm_lockdown
7 50 25 355
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
6 20 154 944
dm_crossfire_final
5 4 248 2,674
dm_dadsroomremakeext_fix4
5 20 83 600
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
5 18 75 528
dm_nezorf_cm
5 0 5 375
dm_armageddon
4 21 122 1,187
dm_backwash2
4 26 87 742
dm_runoff
4 43 87 615
dm_overwatch
4 13 79 566
dm_overwatch_final
4 2 0 0
dm_arena_new_beta6
3 48 221 1,336
dm_powerhouse
3 7 112 560
dm_meatgrinder_b81a
3 17 75 532
dm_troje
3 25 60 390
dm_biological_v2
3 2 58 300
dm_420
3 18 57 855
dm_doh_b5
3 3 55 368
dm_cage_s
3 1 32 330
dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1
3 12 0 0
dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal
2 30 119 654
dm_crazy_houses_v3
2 34 89 644
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
2 13 85 425
dm_castle_sanctuary_slam
2 15 66 441
dm_italian_village_bm
2 27 63 325
dm_lostarena
2 18 63 347
dm_epicenter
2 31 61 332
dm_season
2 26 58 310
dm_sniper_traps_v2
2 2 52 299
dm_rapidfire
2 4 51 275
dm_donya_bm
2 18 49 323
dm_urban_small
2 26 49 421
dm_streetwar
2 23 46 230
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
2 17 41 318
dm_value
2 6 39 251
dm_redrockcanyon_cll_v4
2 0 30 204
dm_fragyard
2 0 24 192
dm_snipe_combine
2 4 21 235
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5
2 4 11 157
dm_forest_of_pain_final
2 4 10 422
dm_killbox_bunker_a
2 0 2 150
dm_corrugated
1 15 135 746
dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2
1 14 56 280
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
1 38 54 350
dm_crossfire_source
1 2 37 195
dm_fort_paradise
1 17 37 233
dm_new_junkcity_24_by_tax
1 8 34 206
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
1 18 28 638
dm_undermine_b2
1 4 27 135
dm_new_financial_centre
1 4 25 125
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
1 1 25 200
dm_albatross_b02
1 0 20 100
dm_cranefight
1 0 20 100
dm_steamlab
1 1 20 145
dm_underpass
1 0 20 100
dm_bs_beast_firebox_01a
1 4 18 144
dm_albatross_b03
1 0 14 103
dm_snipe_bs_rc1
1 1 13 104
dm_snowfall
1 0 13 104
dm_stad
1 1 6 616
dm_killbox_kbr_2
1 1 3 201
dm_recidivism
1 2 2 16
dm_chickencoop_v2
1 3 0 0
dm_lockdown_pro_final
1 1 0 0
dm_frequency
0 23 131 655
dm_hellrock_bm
0 16 79 422
dm_cloudcity
0 9 73 362
dm_uplink_r1
0 12 71 376
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
0 37 68 361
dm_tet_2014
0 19 51 261
dm_fxbow_final
0 20 42 225
dm_aim_m4a1_final
0 3 37 185
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
0 18 32 178
dm_bounce_original_b1
0 6 29 175
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
0 13 20 133
dm_boogymans_funpark
0 11 19 98
dm_short_dust_rev1e
0 1 12 96
dm_cbble
0 3 11 55
dm_intel_final
0 10 11 64
dm_stairwaytohell2
0 0 11 88
dm_swamplight_final
0 2 10 71
dm_thevillage_v1
0 14 10 50
dm_bigseltsam
0 0 9 72
dm_datacore
0 1 9 44
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
0 1 9 45
dm_peachs_castle
0 1 9 45
dm_ultimate_lobby
0 1 8 64
dm_bird_islands
0 0 7 56
dm_gallery_v31
0 1 7 35
dm_canals_works_final
0 4 5 25
dm_denizen_rc3
0 0 5 40
dm_oldwest
0 3 5 25
dm_np_max_securyty
0 5 4 20
dm_barrage_final
0 1 3 25
dm_bunker42_vfinale_fixed
0 0 3 15
dm_antartic_outpost
0 0 2 10
dm_arbogast
0 0 1 5
dm_autoroute_vd2
0 2 1 5
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
0 9 0 0
cok_vampire_v1
0 2 0 0
cs_forest_farm_bm
0 1 0 0
dm_1337_street
0 1 0 0
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
0 1 0 0
dm_bk_multidev_arena_rc3
0 1 0 0
dm_boot_camp
0 1 0 0
dm_crystal_lake_kb
0 1 0 0
dm_deepspaces_4_v2
0 2 0 0
dm_jag-halo3_turf_bm
0 1 0 0
dm_oriental_village_sw
0 9 0 0
dm_pdm20_v2
0 7 0 0
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
0 1 0 0
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
0 1 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

Mr Slightly Confused has recorded 623 kills and 1739 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.36. 560 of those kills were against other BOTs and 63 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 288 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 41 kills against 198 deaths, for a K/D of 0.21. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Mr Slightly Confused's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 76 times. Mr Slightly Confused has answered with 3 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Mr Slightly Confused as winner 36 times in total, including 7 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 162 kills and 187 deaths involving Mr Slightly Confused.

Detailed telemetry records 10801 hits dealt and 10313 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 46.2% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4597 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed Mr Slightly Confused's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
12 Nov 2026 03:29 dm_albatross_b02 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
11 Nov 2026 09:38 dm_killbox_bunker_a WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
08 Nov 2026 15:18 dm_snowfall WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
07 Nov 2026 22:44 dm_fragyard WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
07 Nov 2026 11:25 dm_crossfire_final WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
07 Nov 2026 09:23 dm_cranefight WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
06 Nov 2026 17:30 dm_cage_s WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
03 Nov 2026 07:03 dm_sniper_traps_v2 WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
03 Nov 2026 03:01 dm_snipe_combine WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
02 Nov 2026 09:10 dm_redrockcanyon_cll_v4 WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
68.28 m
.357 Magnum

vs MrsMiggins'Hitman · dm_magdad
Recorded 2026-11-12
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
SMG1

vs Slime (CAN) · dm_lockdown
Recorded 2026-09-24

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
68.28 m 9.23 m 14
AR2
15.72 m 0.64 m 24
Combine Ball
4.42 m 4.13 m 3
Crossbow Bolt
31.41 m 13.49 m 13
Grenade
15.89 m 10.74 m 4
Physics
17.09 m 2.56 m 14
Pistol
36.12 m 3.15 m 288
Rpg Missile
13.78 m 12.52 m 2
Shotgun
10.58 m 2.71 m 2
SMG1
29.11 m 0.61 m 255
Smg1 Grenade
4.37 m 4.37 m 1
Stunstick
1.55 m 0.61 m 3
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 623.