Mr Slightly Confused
Combat Record
Recorded Weapons
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
pistol
|
288 | 5 | 791 units |
| 2 |
smg1
|
255 | 10 | 370 units |
| 3 |
ar2
|
24 | 3 | 467 units |
| 4 |
357
|
14 | 0 | 1,449 units |
| 5 |
physics
|
14 | 0 | 372 units |
| 6 |
crossbow_bolt
|
13 | 0 | 1,143 units |
| 7 |
grenade_frag
|
4 | 0 | 759 units |
| 8 |
combine_ball
|
3 | 0 | 222 units |
| 9 |
stunstick
|
3 | 0 | 53 units |
| 10 |
rpg_missile
|
2 | 0 | 691 units |
| 11 |
shotgun
|
2 | 0 | 349 units |
| 12 |
smg1_grenade
|
1 | 0 | 229 units |
Recorded Map Activity
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
halls3
|
162 | 187 | 1,865 | 12,531 |
|
dm_zest
|
108 | 135 | 1,308 | 10,380 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
32 | 50 | 448 | 3,412 |
|
dm_grawler
|
29 | 62 | 601 | 4,371 |
|
dm_2wars_v1
|
25 | 30 | 514 | 2,862 |
|
dm_4corners
|
21 | 13 | 252 | 2,016 |
|
dm_resistance
|
18 | 19 | 206 | 1,307 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
11 | 11 | 207 | 1,348 |
|
dm_magdad
|
10 | 11 | 63 | 1,737 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
9 | 20 | 159 | 1,262 |
|
dm_minecart
|
9 | 35 | 93 | 531 |
|
dm_stargate_only3_w1
|
8 | 20 | 255 | 1,419 |
|
dm_construction
|
8 | 10 | 124 | 916 |
|
dm_lone
|
7 | 29 | 182 | 971 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
7 | 25 | 178 | 1,520 |
|
dm_overwatch_winter
|
7 | 13 | 149 | 967 |
|
dm_castigate
|
7 | 7 | 122 | 1,815 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
7 | 50 | 25 | 355 |
|
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
|
6 | 20 | 154 | 944 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
5 | 4 | 248 | 2,674 |
|
dm_dadsroomremakeext_fix4
|
5 | 20 | 83 | 600 |
|
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
|
5 | 18 | 75 | 528 |
|
dm_nezorf_cm
|
5 | 0 | 5 | 375 |
|
dm_armageddon
|
4 | 21 | 122 | 1,187 |
|
dm_backwash2
|
4 | 26 | 87 | 742 |
|
dm_runoff
|
4 | 43 | 87 | 615 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
4 | 13 | 79 | 566 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_arena_new_beta6
|
3 | 48 | 221 | 1,336 |
|
dm_powerhouse
|
3 | 7 | 112 | 560 |
|
dm_meatgrinder_b81a
|
3 | 17 | 75 | 532 |
|
dm_troje
|
3 | 25 | 60 | 390 |
|
dm_biological_v2
|
3 | 2 | 58 | 300 |
|
dm_420
|
3 | 18 | 57 | 855 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
3 | 3 | 55 | 368 |
|
dm_cage_s
|
3 | 1 | 32 | 330 |
|
dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1
|
3 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal
|
2 | 30 | 119 | 654 |
|
dm_crazy_houses_v3
|
2 | 34 | 89 | 644 |
|
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
|
2 | 13 | 85 | 425 |
|
dm_castle_sanctuary_slam
|
2 | 15 | 66 | 441 |
|
dm_italian_village_bm
|
2 | 27 | 63 | 325 |
|
dm_lostarena
|
2 | 18 | 63 | 347 |
|
dm_epicenter
|
2 | 31 | 61 | 332 |
|
dm_season
|
2 | 26 | 58 | 310 |
|
dm_sniper_traps_v2
|
2 | 2 | 52 | 299 |
|
dm_rapidfire
|
2 | 4 | 51 | 275 |
|
dm_donya_bm
|
2 | 18 | 49 | 323 |
|
dm_urban_small
|
2 | 26 | 49 | 421 |
|
dm_streetwar
|
2 | 23 | 46 | 230 |
|
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
|
2 | 17 | 41 | 318 |
|
dm_value
|
2 | 6 | 39 | 251 |
|
dm_redrockcanyon_cll_v4
|
2 | 0 | 30 | 204 |
|
dm_fragyard
|
2 | 0 | 24 | 192 |
|
dm_snipe_combine
|
2 | 4 | 21 | 235 |
|
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5
|
2 | 4 | 11 | 157 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
2 | 4 | 10 | 422 |
|
dm_killbox_bunker_a
|
2 | 0 | 2 | 150 |
|
dm_corrugated
|
1 | 15 | 135 | 746 |
|
dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2
|
1 | 14 | 56 | 280 |
|
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
|
1 | 38 | 54 | 350 |
|
dm_crossfire_source
|
1 | 2 | 37 | 195 |
|
dm_fort_paradise
|
1 | 17 | 37 | 233 |
|
dm_new_junkcity_24_by_tax
|
1 | 8 | 34 | 206 |
|
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
|
1 | 18 | 28 | 638 |
|
dm_undermine_b2
|
1 | 4 | 27 | 135 |
|
dm_new_financial_centre
|
1 | 4 | 25 | 125 |
|
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
|
1 | 1 | 25 | 200 |
|
dm_albatross_b02
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_cranefight
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
1 | 1 | 20 | 145 |
|
dm_underpass
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_bs_beast_firebox_01a
|
1 | 4 | 18 | 144 |
|
dm_albatross_b03
|
1 | 0 | 14 | 103 |
|
dm_snipe_bs_rc1
|
1 | 1 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_snowfall
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_stad
|
1 | 1 | 6 | 616 |
|
dm_killbox_kbr_2
|
1 | 1 | 3 | 201 |
|
dm_recidivism
|
1 | 2 | 2 | 16 |
|
dm_chickencoop_v2
|
1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_lockdown_pro_final
|
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_frequency
|
0 | 23 | 131 | 655 |
|
dm_hellrock_bm
|
0 | 16 | 79 | 422 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
0 | 9 | 73 | 362 |
|
dm_uplink_r1
|
0 | 12 | 71 | 376 |
|
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
|
0 | 37 | 68 | 361 |
|
dm_tet_2014
|
0 | 19 | 51 | 261 |
|
dm_fxbow_final
|
0 | 20 | 42 | 225 |
|
dm_aim_m4a1_final
|
0 | 3 | 37 | 185 |
|
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
|
0 | 18 | 32 | 178 |
|
dm_bounce_original_b1
|
0 | 6 | 29 | 175 |
|
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
|
0 | 13 | 20 | 133 |
|
dm_boogymans_funpark
|
0 | 11 | 19 | 98 |
|
dm_short_dust_rev1e
|
0 | 1 | 12 | 96 |
|
dm_cbble
|
0 | 3 | 11 | 55 |
|
dm_intel_final
|
0 | 10 | 11 | 64 |
|
dm_stairwaytohell2
|
0 | 0 | 11 | 88 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
0 | 2 | 10 | 71 |
|
dm_thevillage_v1
|
0 | 14 | 10 | 50 |
|
dm_bigseltsam
|
0 | 0 | 9 | 72 |
|
dm_datacore
|
0 | 1 | 9 | 44 |
|
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
|
0 | 1 | 9 | 45 |
|
dm_peachs_castle
|
0 | 1 | 9 | 45 |
|
dm_ultimate_lobby
|
0 | 1 | 8 | 64 |
|
dm_bird_islands
|
0 | 0 | 7 | 56 |
|
dm_gallery_v31
|
0 | 1 | 7 | 35 |
|
dm_canals_works_final
|
0 | 4 | 5 | 25 |
|
dm_denizen_rc3
|
0 | 0 | 5 | 40 |
|
dm_oldwest
|
0 | 3 | 5 | 25 |
|
dm_np_max_securyty
|
0 | 5 | 4 | 20 |
|
dm_barrage_final
|
0 | 1 | 3 | 25 |
|
dm_bunker42_vfinale_fixed
|
0 | 0 | 3 | 15 |
|
dm_antartic_outpost
|
0 | 0 | 2 | 10 |
|
dm_arbogast
|
0 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_autoroute_vd2
|
0 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
0 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
|
cok_vampire_v1
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
cs_forest_farm_bm
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_1337_street
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_bk_multidev_arena_rc3
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_boot_camp
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_crystal_lake_kb
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_deepspaces_4_v2
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_jag-halo3_turf_bm
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_oriental_village_sw
|
0 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_pdm20_v2
|
0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Haven Field Report
Mr Slightly Confused has recorded 623 kills and 1739 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.36. 560 of those kills were against other BOTs and 63 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 288 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 41 kills against 198 deaths, for a K/D of 0.21. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
Mr Slightly Confused's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 76 times. Mr Slightly Confused has answered with 3 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Mr Slightly Confused as winner 36 times in total, including 7 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 162 kills and 187 deaths involving Mr Slightly Confused.
Detailed telemetry records 10801 hits dealt and 10313 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 46.2% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4597 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed Mr Slightly Confused's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.
Recent Recorded Victories
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 Nov 2026 03:29 | dm_albatross_b02 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 11 Nov 2026 09:38 | dm_killbox_bunker_a | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 08 Nov 2026 15:18 | dm_snowfall | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 07 Nov 2026 22:44 | dm_fragyard | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 07 Nov 2026 11:25 | dm_crossfire_final | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 07 Nov 2026 09:23 | dm_cranefight | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 06 Nov 2026 17:30 | dm_cage_s | WIN | 3 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 03 Nov 2026 07:03 | dm_sniper_traps_v2 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 03 Nov 2026 03:01 | dm_snipe_combine | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 02 Nov 2026 09:10 | dm_redrockcanyon_cll_v4 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
Personal Records
vs MrsMiggins'Hitman · dm_magdad
Recorded 2026-11-12
vs Slime (CAN) · dm_lockdown
Recorded 2026-09-24
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
68.28 m | 9.23 m | 14 |
AR2 |
15.72 m | 0.64 m | 24 |
Combine Ball |
4.42 m | 4.13 m | 3 |
Crossbow Bolt |
31.41 m | 13.49 m | 13 |
Grenade |
15.89 m | 10.74 m | 4 |
Physics |
17.09 m | 2.56 m | 14 |
Pistol |
36.12 m | 3.15 m | 288 |
Rpg Missile |
13.78 m | 12.52 m | 2 |
Shotgun |
10.58 m | 2.71 m | 2 |
SMG1 |
29.11 m | 0.61 m | 255 |
Smg1 Grenade |
4.37 m | 4.37 m | 1 |
Stunstick |
1.55 m | 0.61 m | 3 |