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Lord Fumblebottom

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#31
Profile ID
#22
Log Alias
LordFumblebottom
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#31
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
386
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,526
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.25
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
4
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
1.04%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
7,284
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
6,796
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: smg1.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
smg1
177 4 410 units
2
pistol
146 0 791 units
3
rpg_missile
12 0 798 units
4
ar2
10 0 434 units
5
physics
8 0 342 units
6
grenade_frag
7 0 674 units
7
smg1_grenade
7 0 307 units
8
combine_ball
5 0 505 units
9
crossbow_bolt
4 0 1,983 units
10
shotgun
4 0 342 units
11
357
3 0 985 units
12
stunstick
2 0 38 units
13
env_explosion
1 0 1,031 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: dm_zest.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
dm_zest
74 73 707 5,631
halls3
36 40 662 4,278
dm_construction
25 72 241 1,491
dm_abondonedlabs
23 10 376 2,297
dm_steamlab
15 28 136 1,014
dm_lockdown_reloaded
14 36 368 4,480
dm_grawler
12 21 166 2,045
dm_overwatch_winter
11 47 308 1,758
dm_backwash2
10 20 180 1,125
dm_dust_housing_estate4
10 13 14 4,166
dm_snarkpit
9 16 139 1,026
dm_minecart
9 18 101 602
dm_castigate
8 36 343 1,935
dm_resistance
8 26 90 549
dm_deathmatch
7 26 134 761
dm_crossfire_source
6 0 262 7,147
dm_outlying_v2
6 34 169 863
dm_moroes
6 21 137 843
dm_value
6 12 127 963
dm_lockdown
6 26 99 586
dm_overwatch_final
5 19 96 844
dm_dbs_lookout_b1
4 15 136 686
dm_troje
4 20 98 727
dm_ancient_ob_1
4 32 54 367
dm_datacore
4 30 30 189
dm_powerhouse
4 53 12 60
dm_swamplight_final
3 49 219 1,228
dm_canyonoasis_b2
3 30 81 765
dm_overwatch
3 9 63 382
dm_rapidfire
3 7 38 207
dm_snipe_yard
2 51 158 1,087
dm_italian_village_bm
2 89 98 512
dm_crossfire_final
2 12 89 460
dm_avalon_b1
2 19 74 405
dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2
2 1 33 201
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
2 4 28 221
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
2 2 25 200
dm_lostbase
2 3 24 326
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
2 1 23 154
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
2 3 21 162
dm_apolly_kingofthehill3_gwp
2 13 14 230
dm_denizen_rc3
2 0 12 84
dm_xbow_eye
2 1 12 257
dm_crossfire
2 16 0 0
dm_underpass
1 27 62 353
dm_lost_monastery_v1
1 14 61 375
dm_sniperfaceoff_day
1 8 56 335
dm_hellhole_b174_cave
1 10 45 228
dm_autoroute_vd2
1 9 43 215
dm_donya_bm
1 17 34 191
020511
1 24 29 252
dm_aim_m4a1_final
1 1 29 145
zg_junkcity_xmas
1 18 28 149
dm_stargate_only3_w1
1 0 20 100
dm_tides
1 0 20 100
dm_bigseltsam
1 0 17 152
dm_studyroomx
1 1 16 80
dm_stad
1 1 14 112
cll_awadar_v3
1 2 13 104
dm_albatross_b03
1 0 13 104
dm_only3_chessfight
1 0 13 104
dm_stk_xmas
1 1 13 101
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
1 24 12 220
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
1 10 9 45
dm_runoff
0 26 56 302
dm_diorama_night_v2
0 20 51 310
dm_asylum_riot
0 29 50 261
dm_outdoorzzz_ss
0 10 46 278
dm_only3_octopus_vb1
0 14 41 208
dm_boogys_css_ocean
0 19 37 194
dm_sexual_castle
0 16 37 239
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
0 11 33 165
dm_antartic_outpost
0 2 18 90
dm_tigcrik_r2_extension
0 16 16 83
dm_911_archeo_v1
0 7 13 65
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
0 4 13 89
dm_california_fires
0 8 12 66
dm_outlaws_sanctuary
0 3 12 86
dm_killbox_cardiak
0 0 10 80
dm_snipe_combine
0 1 10 80
dm_ultimate_lobby
0 1 10 77
dm_boogys_death_resort
0 1 8 64
dm_defenestrate
0 6 8 55
dm_beirut_v1
0 3 7 53
dm_only3_cone_of_death
0 19 7 41
dm_boogymans_funpark
0 15 6 48
dm_phallan
0 2 6 30
dm_wrecked
0 2 6 30
dm_gallery_v31
0 2 5 25
dm_dadsroomremakeext_fix4
0 1 4 20
dm_hazoe
0 15 4 128
dm_crystal_lake_kb
0 2 3 15
dm_boot_camp
0 1 2 16
dm_gophor_bridge
0 12 2 10
dm_420
0 1 1 5
dm_attack_house_xmas_rc1
0 5 1 10
dm_bnb_xmas_u_boot_island
0 1 1 8
dm_bus_rats_b3
0 0 1 5
dm_devtex2_xmas_rc1
0 1 1 8
dm_doh_b5
0 2 1 5
dm_underground_asylum
0 0 1 5
asc_masters_walmart_v11
0 1 0 0
dm_afb_outlying_r3
0 1 0 0
dm_airfield_kbs
0 6 0 0
dm_albatross_b01
0 3 0 0
dm_battleyard_v4
0 1 0 0
dm_desert-town
0 1 0 0
dm_farpoint
0 1 0 0
dm_fxbow_final
0 1 0 0
dm_jedi_democracy
0 1 0 0
dm_kyra_xmas1
0 1 0 0
dm_seras_desert_camp_dsj_pb
0 5 0 0
dm_sin_office
0 3 0 0
dm_sniper_traps_v2
0 1 0 0
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
0 1 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

Lord Fumblebottom has recorded 386 kills and 1526 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.25. 323 of those kills were against other BOTs and 63 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 177 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 35 kills against 185 deaths, for a K/D of 0.19. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Lord Fumblebottom's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 53 times. Lord Fumblebottom has answered with 4 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Lord Fumblebottom as winner 19 times in total, including 2 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 74 kills and 73 deaths involving Lord Fumblebottom.

Detailed telemetry records 7284 hits dealt and 6796 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 45.9% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2773 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 17 of 35 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Lord Fumblebottom's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
08 Nov 2026 02:06 dm_stargate_only3_w1 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
06 Nov 2026 04:56 dm_bigseltsam WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
05 Nov 2026 04:38 dm_denizen_rc3 WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
28 Oct 2026 12:56 dm_troje WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
25 Oct 2026 08:54 dm_zest WIN 14 RANKED timelimit
24 Oct 2026 23:50 cll_awadar_v3 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
24 Oct 2026 08:19 dm_construction WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
22 Oct 2026 08:06 dm_outlying_v2 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
20 Oct 2026 10:35 dm_zest WIN 10 RANKED timelimit
20 Oct 2026 01:51 dm_outlying_v2 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
54.37 m
Crossbow Bolt

vs Sir Digby Chicken Caesar (GBR) · dm_canyonoasis_b2
Recorded 2026-11-06
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
AR2

vs Brian'sSpareSandal · dm_construction
Recorded 2026-10-24

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
 41.94 m 6.48 m 3
AR2
 21.34 m 0.61 m 10
Combine Ball
 16.67 m 5.57 m 5
Crossbow Bolt
 54.37 m 26.41 m 4
Env Explosion
 19.64 m 19.64 m 1
Grenade
 21.91 m 2.63 m 7
Physics
 17.97 m 1.36 m 8
Pistol
 31.39 m 4.46 m 146
Rpg Missile
 31.78 m 8.74 m 12
Shotgun
 12.45 m 0.98 m 4
SMG1
 29.87 m 0.62 m 177
Smg1 Grenade
 8.35 m 1.81 m 7
Stunstick
 0.84 m 0.62 m 2
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 386.