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PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT

The Department of Ow

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#3
Profile ID
#21
Log Alias
TheDepartmentofOw
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#3
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
678
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,597
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.42
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
5
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
0.74%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
10,722
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
9,750
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: smg1.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
smg1
295 5 383 units
2
pistol
290 0 776 units
3
ar2
24 0 420 units
4
physics
22 0 386 units
5
357
11 0 833 units
6
crossbow_bolt
11 0 1,737 units
7
grenade_frag
7 0 784 units
8
smg1_grenade
6 0 309 units
9
shotgun
5 0 501 units
10
combine_ball
3 0 409 units
11
stunstick
3 0 48 units
12
rpg_missile
1 0 525 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: halls3.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
halls3
141 137 901 6,144
dm_zest
133 153 1,447 11,682
dm_minecraft_area
86 81 1,402 8,440
dm_snarkpit
38 48 409 4,725
dm_grawler
37 68 654 5,213
dm_2wars_v1
24 34 1,152 6,535
dm_construction
22 40 322 2,214
dm_minecart
13 21 178 1,873
dm_crossfire_final
9 9 187 1,430
dm_lockdown
8 36 176 1,563
dm_resistance
8 19 163 1,148
dm_doh_b5
8 29 154 2,371
dm_waystation
7 44 225 1,735
dm_ancient_ob_1
6 52 173 1,465
dm_trainsidecanal
6 6 90 740
dm_avalon_b1
6 3 39 565
dm_rapidfire
6 25 17 103
dm_steamlab
6 5 17 769
dm_cloudcity
6 2 13 65
dm_angel_eyes_fod
5 44 167 1,209
dm_castigate
5 3 110 696
cs_forest_farm_bm
5 17 103 600
dm_value
5 8 39 744
dm_lockdown_reloaded
4 7 59 392
dm_snipe_combine
4 9 47 385
dm_underpass
4 0 0 0
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
3 40 253 3,167
dm_swamplight_final
3 33 174 960
dm_snowcapped_r1
3 33 127 668
dm_lost_railway
3 22 109 727
dm_outlying_v2
3 18 108 688
dm_darkmatter_pcp_v2c
3 4 71 400
dm_bloom_pcp_v1
3 1 58 296
dm_backwash2
3 3 51 698
dm_overwatch_final
3 2 46 326
dm_overwatch_winter
3 3 34 262
dm_sneaky_bastards_v5x
3 1 6 482
dm_sniper_traps_v2
2 22 118 616
dm_epicenter
2 26 92 488
dm_overwatch
2 15 75 465
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3
2 43 58 468
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
2 59 47 244
dm_bounce_2022
2 2 34 212
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
2 4 4 330
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
2 2 0 0
dm_baggage_handling_v2h
1 21 115 671
dm_campgrounds_pro
1 13 85 425
dm_911_archeo_v1
1 9 61 305
020511
1 31 57 402
dm_sexual_castle
1 9 41 230
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
1 13 38 231
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2
1 15 35 458
dm_watchman_lighthouse2
1 12 32 178
dm_l33thuania_bm
1 1 30 204
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
1 12 29 160
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
1 1 27 216
dm_boogymans_funpark
1 1 25 200
dm_head_2_head
1 1 21 168
dm_ancient_rl_b31
1 0 20 103
dm_bunker42_vfinale_fixed
1 0 20 100
dm_advance_revised_a1
1 0 19 95
dm_shawn_vbm
1 9 18 129
dm_farpoint
1 13 17 129
dm_cottage_beta2
1 0 16 100
dm_csgo_shoots
1 0 13 104
dm_runoff
1 5 13 104
dm_crossfire_source
1 3 12 96
dm_7hour
1 1 10 110
dm_lockdown_pro_final
1 4 7 35
dm_city_suburbs_v13_pc
1 1 4 617
dm_frenzy_v2_m
1 17 0 0
dm_italian_village_bm
1 35 0 0
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
0 9 40 254
dm_whoreisland_b2_vmf
0 26 23 118
dm_resident_extreme
0 1 20 100
dm_antartic_outpost
0 1 17 115
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
0 0 16 90
dm_prvr_highnoon_v2
0 2 16 80
dm_streetwarbone
0 7 15 117
dm_dgc_finca_v2
0 3 12 152
dm_snipe_crazy2
0 1 12 96
dm_arctic_vendetta_snow_v22
0 6 11 55
dm_datacore
0 7 10 77
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime
0 16 10 50
dm_cs_blacksite_radio_bm
0 1 8 46
dm_only3_testquarter
0 3 8 40
dm_redtower11c
0 2 8 116
cll_awadar_v3
0 2 7 35
dm_veranda
0 1 7 56
dm_arena_new_beta6
0 1 6 30
dm_castle_candybar_vee2
0 2 1 5
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
0 15 1 5
dm_blackswamp_b4
0 1 0 0
dm_boogys_css_ocean
0 1 0 0
dm_bridge_to_nowhere_big
0 2 0 0
dm_deepspaces_4_v2
0 1 0 0
dm_magdad
0 1 0 0
dm_mine
0 1 0 0
dm_pit_reloaded_v12
0 1 0 0
dm_powerhouse
0 13 0 0
dm_rug
0 1 0 0
dm_seras_desert_camp_dsj_pb
0 2 0 0
dm_tigcrik_r2_extension
0 1 0 0
dm_valve_rc2nc
0 1 0 0
dm_vdzsource
0 3 0 0
dm_xbow_eye
0 2 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

The Department of Ow has recorded 678 kills and 1597 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.42. 611 of those kills were against other BOTs and 67 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 295 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 53 kills against 145 deaths, for a K/D of 0.37. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

The Department of Ow's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 34 times. The Department of Ow has answered with 1 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. Monkey has been The Department of Ow's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 1 times during the same period. The official match archive names The Department of Ow as winner 39 times in total, including 2 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 141 kills and 137 deaths involving The Department of Ow.

Detailed telemetry records 10722 hits dealt and 9750 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 43.5% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4716 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 27 of 53 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. A committee briefly considered promoting The Department of Ow. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
10 Nov 2026 08:39 dm_ancient_rl_b31 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
07 Nov 2026 14:07 dm_csgo_shoots WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
28 Oct 2026 23:43 dm_cottage_beta2 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
26 Oct 2026 01:45 dm_minecart WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
25 Oct 2026 07:33 dm_snarkpit WIN 6 RANKED timelimit
25 Oct 2026 03:52 dm_zest WIN 15 RANKED timelimit
24 Oct 2026 04:17 dm_snarkpit WIN 5 RANKED timelimit
23 Oct 2026 08:05 dm_crossfire_final WIN 4 RANKED timelimit
23 Oct 2026 04:03 dm_castigate WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
22 Oct 2026 17:22 dm_overwatch_winter WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
82.86 m
Crossbow Bolt

vs Brian'sSpareSandal · dm_sneaky_bastards_v5x
Recorded 2026-11-10
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
Stunstick

vs MrSlightlyConfused · dm_resistance
Recorded 2026-10-01

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
 39.11 m 2.40 m 11
AR2
 29.75 m 1.36 m 24
Combine Ball
 10.49 m 6.27 m 3
Crossbow Bolt
 82.86 m 10.64 m 11
Grenade
 26.05 m 2.96 m 7
Physics
 14.40 m 2.24 m 22
Pistol
 29.55 m 2.74 m 290
Rpg Missile
 10.00 m 10.00 m 1
Shotgun
 12.75 m 8.12 m 5
SMG1
 23.05 m 0.61 m 295
Smg1 Grenade
 8.93 m 3.60 m 6
Stunstick
 1.51 m 0.61 m 3
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 678.