Sir Reginald Pigeon

Sir Reginald Pigeon has recorded 649 kills and 1586 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.41. 580 of those kills were against other BOTs and 69 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 266 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 14 kills against 119 deaths, for a K/D of 0.12. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Sir Reginald Pigeon's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 43 times. Sir Reginald Pigeon has answered with 0 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Monkey has been Sir Reginald Pigeon's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 1 times during the same period. The official match archive names Sir Reginald Pigeon as winner 35 times in total, including 1 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 190 kills and 173 deaths involving Sir Reginald Pigeon.

Detailed telemetry records 9945 hits dealt and 9517 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 41.0% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4178 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed Sir Reginald Pigeon's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.