Percy Wallop

Percy Wallop has recorded 483 kills and 1645 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.29. 428 of those kills were against other BOTs and 55 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 207 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 79 kills against 338 deaths, for a K/D of 0.23. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Percy Wallop's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 86 times. Percy Wallop has answered with 8 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Percy Wallop as winner 26 times in total, including 5 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 63 kills and 71 deaths involving Percy Wallop.

Detailed telemetry records 8628 hits dealt and 8779 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 42.9% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3762 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. Engineering confirms that Percy Wallop remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.