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PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT

Department of Bottom Affairs

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#2
Profile ID
#16
Log Alias
DepartmentofBottomAffairs
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#2
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
726
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,800
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.40
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
31
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
4.27%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
10,203
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
10,649
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: smg1.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
smg1
359 29 338 units
2
pistol
286 1 774 units
3
ar2
17 0 411 units
4
physics
15 0 394 units
5
rpg_missile
13 0 891 units
6
crossbow_bolt
11 0 1,686 units
7
357
9 1 368 units
8
smg1_grenade
5 0 168 units
9
grenade_frag
3 0 847 units
10
shotgun
3 0 546 units
11
stunstick
3 0 33 units
12
combine_ball
2 0 279 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: halls3.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
halls3
252 245 1,739 11,293
dm_zest
87 117 1,240 9,952
dm_brownie
50 33 768 4,854
dm_egypt_story_b2
44 43 790 5,434
dm_grawler
44 67 499 3,491
dm_snarkpit
28 27 273 2,747
dm_4corners
16 24 217 1,724
dm_minecart
14 54 355 1,800
dm_dust_housing_estate4
14 10 20 1,984
dm_lockdown_reloaded
13 56 339 3,227
dm_chaintech
7 23 166 860
dm_construction
7 22 39 277
dm_crossfire_final
6 16 139 943
dm_caught_economy_003
6 19 52 461
dm_swamplight_final
5 36 174 1,106
dm_overwatch_winter
5 9 120 759
dm_castigate
5 6 108 553
dm_denizen_rc3
5 7 107 718
dm_village_baroudeurs
5 9 104 520
dm_rapidfire
5 14 81 754
dm_boogymans_funpark
5 52 80 960
dm_resistance
4 24 115 700
dm_q3_longestyard_b4
4 16 86 487
dm_recidivism
4 12 73 467
dm_urban_small
4 19 62 483
dm_lockdown
4 7 21 159
dm_campgrounds_r2
3 50 156 999
dm_gallery_v31
3 18 148 770
dm_avalon_b1
3 6 80 641
dm_streetwar
3 21 40 236
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3
3 22 39 532
dm_doh_b5
3 2 31 301
dm_powerhouse
3 0 20 1,213
dm_forest_of_pain_final
3 2 7 507
dm_tenements
2 8 86 538
dm_cottage_beta2
2 34 72 943
dm_csgo_shoots
2 14 60 330
dm_boogys_css_ocean
2 23 53 311
dm_armageddon
2 1 46 254
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
2 3 43 356
asc_masters_walmart_v11
2 15 40 200
dm_lost_monastery_v1
2 14 39 209
dm_changa
2 2 38 277
dm_memorialprospekt
2 6 34 344
dm_420
2 1 32 256
dm_steamlab
2 4 32 247
dm_underpass
2 2 20 100
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
2 0 16 80
dm_cowgate_b5
2 0 4 334
dm_datacore
2 39 0 0
dm_corse
1 30 101 594
dm_ancient_ob_1
1 49 58 317
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
1 29 58 327
dm_pit_reloaded_v12
1 2 37 293
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
1 13 36 195
dm_backwash2
1 2 36 210
cs_forest_farm_bm
1 13 34 185
dm_farpoint
1 5 32 250
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
1 1 27 210
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
1 4 27 135
dm_peachs_castle
1 1 25 125
dm_crossfire_source_pcp_v22
1 11 23 421
dm_module3_v2
1 1 21 168
dm_lostvillage_night
1 0 20 100
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
1 4 17 103
dm_cement_fortress_betav25
1 49 15 87
dm_balmaets
1 0 13 104
dm_barrage_final
1 0 13 104
dm_battleyard_v4
1 0 13 104
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
1 0 13 104
dm_snipe_delta_chaos
1 1 13 104
dm_stad
1 2 13 101
dm_alcys_factory
1 2 10 50
dm_attack_house_xmas_rc1
1 4 6 122
dm_night_bunkers_b6
1 1 2 10
dm_9042_b4a
1 0 1 500
dm_alcys_c17
1 2 0 0
dm_uplink_r1
0 13 54 294
dm_winter_cabin_sw
0 16 47 260
dm_tides
0 30 46 242
dm_italy_csgo_b2
0 15 38 190
dm_outlying_v2
0 4 33 237
dm_lostvillage_v3
0 13 32 160
dm_sniper_traps_v2
0 10 32 175
dm_overwatch_final
0 10 31 215
dm_fort_paradise
0 12 29 151
dm_overwatch
0 3 28 211
020511
0 17 18 102
dm_fxbow_final
0 1 18 90
dm_new_financial_centre
0 17 17 85
dm_crossfire_source
0 2 15 120
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
0 6 14 80
dm_clocks
0 0 14 70
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5
0 18 14 105
dm_area51
0 1 12 96
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
0 16 12 63
dm_powersurgeb8
0 5 11 67
dm_prvr_highnoon_v2
0 1 11 88
dm_damas_nemesis_v8
0 3 10 65
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
0 13 10 60
dm_biohazard_nextgen_bm
0 1 9 72
dm_boot_camp
0 7 9 48
dm_hanzo_b1
0 4 9 69
dm_andros
0 12 8 55
dm_darkmatter_pcp_v2c
0 4 7 35
dm_italian_village_bm
0 1 7 35
dm_redtower11c
0 3 7 68
dm_mentalhospital_b59b
0 1 6 30
dm_airfield_kbs
0 7 5 25
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
0 0 5 40
dm_lockdown_pcp_v7a
0 3 4 32
dm_snowcapped_r1
0 3 4 23
dm_castle_candybar_vee2
0 6 3 15
dm_value
0 3 3 21
dm_canopy_rc1
0 1 2 10
dm_runoff
0 3 2 11
dm_911_archeo_v1
0 1 0 0
dm_land_of_lakes_dsj_pb
0 4 0 0
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
0 18 0 0
dm_richland
0 1 0 0
dm_searstower_v2
0 2 0 0
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime
0 6 0 0
dm_shipshape_b1
0 1 0 0
dm_trainyard_winter_storm_v3
0 1 0 0
dm_troje
0 1 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

Department of Bottom Affairs has recorded 726 kills and 1803 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.40. 672 of those kills were against other BOTs and 54 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 359 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 134 kills against 405 deaths, for a K/D of 0.33. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Department of Bottom Affairs's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 138 times. Department of Bottom Affairs has answered with 4 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Department of Bottom Affairs as winner 31 times in total, including 3 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 252 kills and 245 deaths involving Department of Bottom Affairs.

Detailed telemetry records 10203 hits dealt and 10649 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 49.4% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4216 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 99 of 134 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed Department of Bottom Affairs's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
11 Nov 2026 06:16 dm_dust_housing_estate4 WIN 14 RANKED timelimit
08 Nov 2026 10:56 dm_brownie WIN 50 RANKED fraglimit
07 Nov 2026 09:03 dm_cowgate_b5 WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
30 Oct 2026 22:42 dm_lostvillage_night WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
30 Oct 2026 02:09 dm_blackjack_mine_v2 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
29 Oct 2026 15:09 dm_armageddon WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
29 Oct 2026 01:24 dm_420 WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
27 Oct 2026 22:29 dm_denizen_rc3 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
27 Oct 2026 12:55 dm_doh_b5 WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
25 Oct 2026 13:16 dm_swamplight_final WIN 4 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
52.03 m
Crossbow Bolt

vs CaptainTeapot · dm_boogymans_funpark
Recorded 2026-10-02
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.09 m
SMG1

vs SirCampalot · dm_egypt_story_b2
Recorded 2026-11-12

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
 12.12 m 3.76 m 9
AR2
 20.60 m 3.10 m 17
Combine Ball
 7.10 m 3.53 m 2
Crossbow Bolt
 52.03 m 18.29 m 11
Grenade
 16.97 m 15.62 m 3
Physics
 12.30 m 2.65 m 15
Pistol
 25.12 m 2.42 m 286
Rpg Missile
 35.50 m 7.85 m 13
Shotgun
 12.56 m 7.37 m 3
SMG1
 28.47 m 0.09 m 359
Smg1 Grenade
 5.22 m 0.86 m 5
Stunstick
 0.65 m 0.61 m 3
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 726.