BOT Directory Rank
#10
Ordered by recorded kill events.
BOT
PERSONNEL FILE · BOT PROFILE #15
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
Sergeant Sausage
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Combat Record
BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked
participation record is claimed.
Recorded Kills
579
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,602
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.36
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
3
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
0.52%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
10,159
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
10,058
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD
Recorded Weapons
Recorded BOT kill events by weapon.
Favourite: smg1.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
smg1
|
276 | 3 | 384 units |
| 2 |
pistol
|
210 | 0 | 806 units |
| 3 |
ar2
|
26 | 0 | 481 units |
| 4 |
crossbow_bolt
|
18 | 0 | 1,401 units |
| 5 |
combine_ball
|
11 | 0 | 345 units |
| 6 |
smg1_grenade
|
8 | 0 | 233 units |
| 7 |
physics
|
7 | 0 | 415 units |
| 8 |
rpg_missile
|
7 | 0 | 821 units |
| 9 |
357
|
6 | 0 | 1,170 units |
| 10 |
stunstick
|
4 | 0 | 42 units |
| 11 |
grenade_frag
|
3 | 0 | 1,149 units |
| 12 |
shotgun
|
2 | 0 | 255 units |
| 13 |
env_explosion
|
1 | 0 | 980 units |
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD
Recorded Map Activity
BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map.
Most active: halls3.
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
halls3
|
175 | 187 | 2,295 | 14,562 |
|
dm_zest
|
56 | 62 | 783 | 6,293 |
|
dm_brownie
|
36 | 38 | 705 | 3,666 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
27 | 87 | 464 | 7,618 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
26 | 31 | 270 | 2,255 |
|
dm_grawler
|
21 | 26 | 294 | 2,304 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
15 | 56 | 362 | 2,242 |
|
dm_rapidfire
|
14 | 26 | 67 | 1,452 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
13 | 108 | 532 | 3,402 |
|
dm_construction
|
13 | 62 | 350 | 2,120 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
11 | 15 | 27 | 1,788 |
|
dm_resistance
|
10 | 34 | 107 | 902 |
|
dm_stargate_only3_w1
|
9 | 24 | 190 | 1,238 |
|
dm_castigate
|
8 | 29 | 208 | 1,345 |
|
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
|
8 | 27 | 184 | 1,175 |
|
dm_denizen_rc3
|
8 | 38 | 173 | 1,331 |
|
dm_value
|
8 | 11 | 109 | 1,801 |
|
dm_backwash2
|
7 | 43 | 262 | 1,939 |
|
dm_rabat_hawk_f
|
6 | 4 | 12 | 965 |
|
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
|
5 | 36 | 161 | 967 |
|
020511
|
5 | 23 | 82 | 1,534 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
5 | 0 | 21 | 181 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
5 | 11 | 6 | 34 |
|
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
|
4 | 35 | 113 | 666 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
4 | 1 | 71 | 388 |
|
dm_powerhouse
|
3 | 27 | 236 | 1,183 |
|
dm_csgo_shoots
|
3 | 18 | 97 | 542 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
3 | 3 | 74 | 390 |
|
dm_ancient_ob_1
|
3 | 7 | 53 | 370 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
3 | 2 | 53 | 307 |
|
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
|
3 | 4 | 36 | 210 |
|
dm_bounce_2022
|
3 | 1 | 36 | 240 |
|
dm_fxbow_final
|
3 | 21 | 31 | 355 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
2 | 9 | 113 | 739 |
|
dm_arena_new_beta6
|
2 | 6 | 93 | 477 |
|
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
|
2 | 27 | 74 | 406 |
|
dm_q3_longestyard_b4
|
2 | 2 | 40 | 200 |
|
dm_crossfire_source
|
2 | 3 | 35 | 209 |
|
dm_hellhole_b138
|
2 | 0 | 34 | 206 |
|
dm_urban_small
|
2 | 1 | 33 | 204 |
|
dm_snipe_yard
|
2 | 2 | 32 | 256 |
|
dm_357_emc2_v1
|
2 | 2 | 30 | 326 |
|
dm_veranda
|
2 | 2 | 27 | 216 |
|
dm_stad
|
2 | 1 | 16 | 1,090 |
|
dm_underpass
|
2 | 0 | 9 | 1,040 |
|
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3
|
2 | 1 | 4 | 312 |
|
dm_420
|
1 | 21 | 77 | 505 |
|
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
|
1 | 22 | 69 | 370 |
|
dm_streetwarbone
|
1 | 19 | 44 | 226 |
|
dm_shawn_vbm
|
1 | 20 | 40 | 230 |
|
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
|
1 | 9 | 34 | 482 |
|
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
|
1 | 1 | 31 | 185 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
1 | 3 | 30 | 176 |
|
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
|
1 | 14 | 26 | 140 |
|
dm_angel_eyes_fod
|
1 | 2 | 25 | 157 |
|
dm_donya_bm
|
1 | 14 | 25 | 134 |
|
dm_antartic_outpost
|
1 | 3 | 23 | 160 |
|
dm_canals_works_final
|
1 | 3 | 22 | 176 |
|
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
|
1 | 1 | 22 | 157 |
|
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
|
1 | 10 | 21 | 105 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_lemmidisco
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_pool_day_again_fix
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_killbox_bunker_a
|
1 | 1 | 16 | 128 |
|
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin
|
1 | 1 | 15 | 105 |
|
dm_bdaycake
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_darkmatter_pcp_v2c
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_runoff
|
1 | 1 | 11 | 146 |
|
dm_deadtrack
|
1 | 0 | 10 | 95 |
|
dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2
|
1 | 4 | 7 | 35 |
|
dm_biological
|
1 | 1 | 6 | 30 |
|
dm_lostarena_snow
|
1 | 0 | 6 | 30 |
|
dm_bloom_pcp_v1
|
1 | 2 | 4 | 20 |
|
dm_minecart
|
1 | 0 | 3 | 15 |
|
dm_nic_oilrig
|
1 | 0 | 2 | 160 |
|
dm_italian_village_bm
|
1 | 27 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_transilvania_bm
|
0 | 19 | 65 | 349 |
|
dm_carousel
|
0 | 22 | 62 | 333 |
|
dm_this_is_sparta
|
0 | 15 | 45 | 257 |
|
dm_lockdown_ffw
|
0 | 22 | 28 | 140 |
|
dm_baggage_handling_v2h
|
0 | 9 | 26 | 130 |
|
dm_caught_economy_003
|
0 | 4 | 26 | 130 |
|
cs_forest_farm_bm
|
0 | 19 | 24 | 132 |
|
dm_andros
|
0 | 16 | 23 | 193 |
|
dm_bunkersiege_final
|
0 | 1 | 19 | 95 |
|
dm_castle_sanctuary
|
0 | 4 | 17 | 81 |
|
dm_overwatch_winter
|
0 | 1 | 16 | 80 |
|
dm_crazy_houses_v3
|
0 | 17 | 15 | 647 |
|
dm_leadworks_v2
|
0 | 3 | 14 | 70 |
|
dm_barrage_final
|
0 | 1 | 12 | 96 |
|
dm_bloodsuckers_arena
|
0 | 1 | 12 | 96 |
|
dm_datacore
|
0 | 3 | 12 | 60 |
|
dm_battleyard_v4
|
0 | 1 | 11 | 88 |
|
dm_fort_paradise
|
0 | 1 | 11 | 88 |
|
dm_only3_testquarter
|
0 | 4 | 10 | 50 |
|
dm_lockdown_extended_2
|
0 | 11 | 9 | 45 |
|
dm_vdzsource
|
0 | 3 | 9 | 64 |
|
dm_ep2_cave
|
0 | 1 | 8 | 64 |
|
dm_airfield_kbs
|
0 | 22 | 7 | 41 |
|
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
|
0 | 1 | 7 | 56 |
|
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
|
0 | 9 | 6 | 30 |
|
dm_clearcombatc17
|
0 | 1 | 4 | 32 |
|
dm_dgc_finca_v2
|
0 | 4 | 1 | 40 |
|
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime
|
0 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_basements_final_norpg
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_corse
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_desert_compound_sw
|
0 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_frenzy_v2_m
|
0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
|
0 | 29 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_xbow_eye
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
Sergeant Sausage has recorded 579 kills and 1602 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.36. 522 of those kills were against other BOTs and 57 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 276 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 52 kills against 142 deaths, for a K/D of 0.37. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
Sergeant Sausage's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 46 times. Sergeant Sausage has answered with 0 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. Monkey has been Sergeant Sausage's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 2 times during the same period. The official match archive names Sergeant Sausage as winner 31 times in total, including 5 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 175 kills and 187 deaths involving Sergeant Sausage.
Detailed telemetry records 10159 hits dealt and 10058 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 47.7% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4123 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 43 of 52 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Engineering confirms that Sergeant Sausage remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Recorded Victories
Match-result records naming this BOT as winner.
This is not a complete BOT participation history.
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 Nov 2026 13:20 | dm_lemmidisco | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 10 Nov 2026 23:53 | dm_snipe_yard | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 09 Nov 2026 21:34 | dm_hellhole_b138 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 07 Nov 2026 22:24 | dm_nic_oilrig | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 06 Nov 2026 03:15 | dm_bdaycake | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 04 Nov 2026 04:02 | dm_underpass | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 02 Nov 2026 00:45 | dm_pool_day_again_fix | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 30 Oct 2026 07:12 | dm_bounce_2022 | WIN | 3 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 29 Oct 2026 01:04 | dm_357_emc2_v1 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 28 Oct 2026 08:54 | dm_doh_b5 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
64.95 m
Crossbow Bolt
vs DrSplendid · asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3
Recorded 2026-10-09
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
Stunstick
vs BricklinRecoveryService · dm_resistance
Recorded 2026-10-01
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
39.25 m | 8.67 m | 6 |
AR2 |
19.21 m | 1.90 m | 26 |
Combine Ball |
9.92 m | 2.77 m | 11 |
Crossbow Bolt |
64.95 m | 9.31 m | 18 |
Env Explosion |
18.67 m | 18.67 m | 1 |
Grenade |
34.51 m | 15.59 m | 3 |
Physics |
15.18 m | 3.77 m | 7 |
Pistol |
38.21 m | 4.17 m | 210 |
Rpg Missile |
20.92 m | 10.45 m | 7 |
Shotgun |
5.38 m | 4.32 m | 2 |
SMG1 |
38.16 m | 0.61 m | 276 |
Smg1 Grenade |
7.85 m | 1.33 m | 8 |
Stunstick |
1.37 m | 0.61 m | 4 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
579.