BOT Directory Rank
#13
Ordered by recorded kill events.
BOT
PERSONNEL FILE · BOT PROFILE #14
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
Brian's Spare Sandal
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Combat Record
BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked
participation record is claimed.
Recorded Kills
565
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,439
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.39
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
4
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
0.71%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
8,322
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
8,473
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD
Recorded Weapons
Recorded BOT kill events by weapon.
Favourite: pistol.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
pistol
|
237 | 0 | 841 units |
| 2 |
smg1
|
229 | 3 | 372 units |
| 3 |
ar2
|
31 | 1 | 379 units |
| 4 |
crossbow_bolt
|
15 | 0 | 1,889 units |
| 5 |
357
|
11 | 0 | 1,321 units |
| 6 |
rpg_missile
|
11 | 0 | 1,002 units |
| 7 |
physics
|
9 | 0 | 311 units |
| 8 |
combine_ball
|
8 | 0 | 395 units |
| 9 |
shotgun
|
6 | 0 | 607 units |
| 10 |
grenade_frag
|
5 | 0 | 645 units |
| 11 |
smg1_grenade
|
2 | 0 | 314 units |
| 12 |
env_explosion
|
1 | 0 | 1,770 units |
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD
Recorded Map Activity
BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map.
Most active: halls3.
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
halls3
|
105 | 103 | 525 | 3,364 |
|
dm_zest
|
84 | 108 | 1,208 | 9,646 |
|
dm_brownie
|
40 | 40 | 728 | 3,885 |
|
dm_minecraft_area
|
37 | 43 | 620 | 3,586 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
32 | 32 | 269 | 3,015 |
|
dm_monopoly
|
28 | 18 | 371 | 2,965 |
|
dm_grawler
|
25 | 36 | 313 | 2,354 |
|
dm_minecart
|
15 | 26 | 277 | 1,395 |
|
dm_construction
|
14 | 36 | 320 | 2,209 |
|
dm_rabat_hawk_f
|
14 | 15 | 29 | 2,788 |
|
dm_backwash2
|
12 | 12 | 231 | 2,057 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
8 | 9 | 109 | 1,744 |
|
dm_rapidfire
|
8 | 15 | 93 | 3,654 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
8 | 64 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
7 | 37 | 135 | 852 |
|
dm_resistance
|
6 | 48 | 133 | 704 |
|
dm_underpass
|
6 | 9 | 85 | 621 |
|
dm_overwatch_winter
|
5 | 21 | 100 | 1,586 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
5 | 5 | 66 | 459 |
|
dm_snipe_combine
|
5 | 8 | 43 | 612 |
|
dm_powerhouse
|
4 | 28 | 128 | 694 |
|
dm_denizen_rc3
|
4 | 2 | 59 | 412 |
|
dm_castigate
|
3 | 31 | 203 | 1,097 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
3 | 23 | 148 | 1,029 |
|
dm_arena_new_beta6
|
3 | 20 | 105 | 1,163 |
|
dm_bounce_original_b1
|
3 | 13 | 105 | 626 |
|
dm_value
|
3 | 14 | 88 | 2,508 |
|
dm_cottage_beta2
|
3 | 32 | 74 | 603 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
3 | 5 | 58 | 382 |
|
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
|
3 | 43 | 54 | 503 |
|
dm_recidivism
|
3 | 9 | 49 | 382 |
|
dm_melonwars_reloaded
|
3 | 12 | 28 | 438 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
3 | 7 | 10 | 536 |
|
dm_boogymans_funpark
|
3 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_bridge
|
3 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_balmaets
|
2 | 16 | 56 | 280 |
|
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
|
2 | 4 | 52 | 350 |
|
dm_new_financial_centre
|
2 | 4 | 52 | 260 |
|
dm_winter_cabin_sw
|
2 | 8 | 44 | 220 |
|
dm_biological
|
2 | 2 | 40 | 270 |
|
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
|
2 | 6 | 38 | 447 |
|
dm_trainyard_winter_storm_v3
|
2 | 1 | 38 | 244 |
|
dm_blackjack_mine_v2
|
2 | 1 | 26 | 208 |
|
dm_short_dust_rev1e
|
2 | 2 | 25 | 200 |
|
dm_cm-snowkill_rc6v6
|
2 | 3 | 23 | 184 |
|
dm_only3_cone_of_death
|
2 | 26 | 14 | 378 |
|
dm_clamber_b7
|
2 | 0 | 4 | 328 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
1 | 22 | 96 | 534 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
1 | 25 | 88 | 517 |
|
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
|
1 | 24 | 69 | 548 |
|
dm_ob_combat_house_hd_rc1
|
1 | 6 | 51 | 288 |
|
dm_ow_armageddon
|
1 | 11 | 35 | 217 |
|
dm_aim_m4a1_final
|
1 | 1 | 34 | 170 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
1 | 1 | 26 | 130 |
|
dm_only3_testquarter
|
1 | 5 | 23 | 115 |
|
dm_barrage_final
|
1 | 13 | 22 | 712 |
|
dm_snipe_yard
|
1 | 2 | 21 | 141 |
|
dm_battleyard_v4
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_bunkersiege_final
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_clocks
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_snipe_crazy2
|
1 | 0 | 19 | 152 |
|
dm_damage_inc
|
1 | 4 | 18 | 235 |
|
dm_luna_park_b28
|
1 | 0 | 16 | 80 |
|
dm_sniper_xmas
|
1 | 0 | 16 | 128 |
|
dm_stonehengex_lmht
|
1 | 1 | 16 | 107 |
|
dm_420
|
1 | 0 | 15 | 120 |
|
dm_7hour
|
1 | 1 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_biohazard_nextgen_bm
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_bloodsuckers_arena
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_gman_loves_anal
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_sniper_traps_v2
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_ultimate_lobby
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_357_emc2_v1
|
1 | 5 | 3 | 91 |
|
dm_bnb_kr01_xmas
|
1 | 1 | 2 | 161 |
|
dm_outside_b2
|
1 | 0 | 1 | 75 |
|
dm_ancient_ob_1
|
1 | 14 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_runoff
|
1 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_hellrock_bm
|
0 | 13 | 48 | 249 |
|
dm_cbble
|
0 | 17 | 32 | 160 |
|
dm_datacore
|
0 | 4 | 32 | 160 |
|
dm_hellhole_b174_cave
|
0 | 20 | 28 | 170 |
|
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
|
0 | 20 | 26 | 160 |
|
dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal
|
0 | 14 | 23 | 118 |
|
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
|
0 | 35 | 20 | 130 |
|
cll_awadar_v3
|
0 | 2 | 19 | 152 |
|
dm_underground_asylum
|
0 | 2 | 19 | 95 |
|
dm_jkal_fight_town
|
0 | 6 | 18 | 90 |
|
dm_asylum_riot
|
0 | 10 | 15 | 102 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
0 | 4 | 15 | 75 |
|
dm_tonysbarbershop_norpg
|
0 | 13 | 15 | 114 |
|
dm_dark_lost_bigcitadel_v1
|
0 | 5 | 13 | 101 |
|
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
|
0 | 10 | 12 | 71 |
|
dm_harbour22_daad
|
0 | 1 | 12 | 96 |
|
dm_urban_small
|
0 | 1 | 12 | 96 |
|
020511
|
0 | 1 | 11 | 88 |
|
dm_ravenholmremakeextendet5
|
0 | 3 | 11 | 88 |
|
dm_streetwar
|
0 | 2 | 11 | 79 |
|
dm_ry_cradle
|
0 | 6 | 9 | 48 |
|
dm_redtower11c
|
0 | 9 | 8 | 40 |
|
dm_blackswamp_b4
|
0 | 1 | 6 | 48 |
|
dm_arcticbase_prefinal
|
0 | 3 | 5 | 40 |
|
dm_fort_paradise
|
0 | 8 | 5 | 44 |
|
dm_attack_house_xmas_rc1
|
0 | 0 | 4 | 20 |
|
dm_airfield_kbs
|
0 | 2 | 2 | 10 |
|
dm_angel_eyes_fod
|
0 | 1 | 2 | 10 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
0 | 6 | 1 | 8 |
|
dm_afb_rundowntown_r1
|
0 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
0 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
|
dm_xbow_eye
|
0 | 2 | 1 | 11 |
|
dm_area51
|
0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_basstossplazzabeta
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_crossfire_source
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_only3_chessfight
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_oriental_village_sw
|
0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_overwatch_final_nulfix_test
|
0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_sneaky_bastards_v5x
|
0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_stad
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
Brian's Spare Sandal has recorded 565 kills and 1439 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.39. 517 of those kills were against other BOTs and 48 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 237 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 82 kills against 221 deaths, for a K/D of 0.37. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
Brian's Spare Sandal's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 45 times. Brian's Spare Sandal has answered with 4 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Brian's Spare Sandal as winner 25 times in total, including 1 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 105 kills and 103 deaths involving Brian's Spare Sandal.
Detailed telemetry records 8322 hits dealt and 8473 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 41.9% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3597 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 46 of 82 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Brian's Spare Sandal's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Recorded Victories
Match-result records naming this BOT as winner.
This is not a complete BOT participation history.
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 Nov 2026 16:23 | dm_clamber_b7 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 12:41 | dm_aim_m4a1_final | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 03 Nov 2026 07:43 | dm_sniper_xmas | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 01 Nov 2026 16:47 | dm_outside_b2 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 30 Oct 2026 10:20 | dm_bunkersiege_final | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 30 Oct 2026 03:10 | dm_bloodsuckers_arena | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 30 Oct 2026 00:28 | dm_biological | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 28 Oct 2026 03:32 | dm_denizen_rc3 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 21 Oct 2026 21:41 | dm_crossfire_final | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 21 Oct 2026 01:13 | dm_zest | WIN | 17 | RANKED | timelimit |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
95.36 m
.357 Magnum
vs <ACR> Bearingup (GBR) · dm_bridge
Recorded 2026-09-25
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.61 m
SMG1
vs GeneralMayhem · dm_biological
Recorded 2026-10-30
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
95.36 m | 1.18 m | 11 |
AR2 |
18.53 m | 1.54 m | 31 |
Combine Ball |
27.12 m | 1.94 m | 8 |
Crossbow Bolt |
63.86 m | 12.82 m | 15 |
Env Explosion |
33.72 m | 33.72 m | 1 |
Grenade |
15.76 m | 1.85 m | 5 |
Physics |
18.42 m | 2.74 m | 9 |
Pistol |
42.31 m | 4.42 m | 237 |
Rpg Missile |
38.67 m | 8.28 m | 11 |
Shotgun |
14.48 m | 8.87 m | 6 |
SMG1 |
24.83 m | 0.61 m | 229 |
Smg1 Grenade |
6.59 m | 5.37 m | 2 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
565.