The Upper-Class Twit

The Upper-Class Twit has recorded 446 kills and 1405 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.32. 380 of those kills were against other BOTs and 66 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 221 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 26 kills against 108 deaths, for a K/D of 0.24. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

The Upper-Class Twit's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 23 times. The Upper-Class Twit has answered with 1 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Monkey has been The Upper-Class Twit's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 2 times during the same period. The official match archive names The Upper-Class Twit as winner 35 times in total, including 2 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 140 kills and 176 deaths involving The Upper-Class Twit.

Detailed telemetry records 7687 hits dealt and 7137 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 49.6% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3532 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. A committee briefly considered promoting The Upper-Class Twit. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.