BOT Directory Rank
#6
Ordered by recorded kill events.
BOT
PERSONNEL FILE · BOT PROFILE #12
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
Arbiter of Mirth
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Combat Record
BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked
participation record is claimed.
Recorded Kills
640
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,765
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.36
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
7
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
1.09%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
11,388
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
11,070
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD
Recorded Weapons
Recorded BOT kill events by weapon.
Favourite: smg1.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Headshots | Avg Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
smg1
|
338 | 7 | 400 units |
| 2 |
pistol
|
205 | 0 | 775 units |
| 3 |
357
|
23 | 0 | 1,254 units |
| 4 |
physics
|
22 | 0 | 345 units |
| 5 |
ar2
|
19 | 0 | 410 units |
| 6 |
crossbow_bolt
|
13 | 0 | 1,561 units |
| 7 |
shotgun
|
6 | 0 | 390 units |
| 8 |
smg1_grenade
|
6 | 0 | 259 units |
| 9 |
combine_ball
|
4 | 0 | 272 units |
| 10 |
grenade_frag
|
3 | 0 | 871 units |
| 11 |
stunstick
|
1 | 0 | 82 units |
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD
Recorded Map Activity
BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map.
Most active: halls3.
| Map | Kills | Deaths | Hits | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
halls3
|
129 | 198 | 1,590 | 9,751 |
|
dm_brownie
|
79 | 83 | 1,712 | 9,003 |
|
dm_zest
|
58 | 58 | 722 | 6,088 |
|
dm_minecraft_area
|
34 | 35 | 590 | 3,547 |
|
dm_construction
|
28 | 40 | 296 | 2,208 |
|
dm_lockdown_reloaded
|
25 | 36 | 410 | 3,023 |
|
dm_grawler
|
22 | 40 | 328 | 2,465 |
|
dm_4corners
|
16 | 19 | 252 | 2,001 |
|
dm_rapidfire
|
15 | 8 | 114 | 1,104 |
|
dm_snarkpit
|
13 | 19 | 119 | 938 |
|
dm_lockdown
|
12 | 67 | 426 | 3,739 |
|
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
|
11 | 36 | 321 | 2,095 |
|
dm_resistance
|
11 | 9 | 70 | 3,062 |
|
dm_doh_b5
|
10 | 36 | 175 | 2,084 |
|
dm_avalon_b1
|
7 | 7 | 102 | 894 |
|
dm_crossfire_final
|
7 | 3 | 84 | 774 |
|
dm_powerhouse
|
6 | 13 | 185 | 936 |
|
dm_minecart
|
6 | 26 | 182 | 950 |
|
dm_campgrounds_pro_mod_1
|
6 | 15 | 118 | 1,805 |
|
dm_steamlab
|
6 | 11 | 104 | 649 |
|
dm_dadsroomremakeext_fix4
|
6 | 2 | 50 | 735 |
|
dm_xbow_eye
|
6 | 4 | 18 | 834 |
|
dm_stad
|
5 | 22 | 111 | 809 |
|
dm_underpass
|
5 | 18 | 105 | 570 |
|
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
|
5 | 31 | 83 | 800 |
|
dm_backwash2
|
5 | 7 | 73 | 446 |
|
dm_castigate
|
4 | 38 | 239 | 1,288 |
|
dm_dbs_lookout_b1
|
4 | 19 | 137 | 703 |
|
dm_crystal_lake_kb
|
4 | 33 | 110 | 636 |
|
dm_lost_archipelago_v1
|
4 | 25 | 104 | 823 |
|
dm_swamplight_final
|
4 | 3 | 65 | 517 |
|
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3
|
4 | 18 | 43 | 825 |
|
dm_overwatch
|
4 | 7 | 16 | 128 |
|
dm_forest_of_pain_final
|
4 | 0 | 7 | 523 |
|
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
|
3 | 0 | 50 | 400 |
|
dm_trainsidecanal
|
3 | 10 | 41 | 553 |
|
dm_lockdown_pro_final
|
3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_value
|
2 | 13 | 102 | 519 |
|
dm_overwatch_winter
|
2 | 22 | 80 | 433 |
|
dm_troje
|
2 | 32 | 78 | 438 |
|
dm_season
|
2 | 23 | 70 | 425 |
|
dm_cloudcity
|
2 | 7 | 61 | 338 |
|
dm_area51
|
2 | 30 | 56 | 285 |
|
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin
|
2 | 24 | 56 | 312 |
|
dm_sniperfaceoff_day
|
2 | 9 | 56 | 297 |
|
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
|
2 | 2 | 40 | 200 |
|
dm_albatross_b03
|
2 | 17 | 35 | 712 |
|
dm_skill_arena_r1
|
2 | 0 | 22 | 273 |
|
dm_outlying_v2
|
2 | 2 | 8 | 40 |
|
dm_lockdown_extended_2
|
2 | 13 | 5 | 665 |
|
dm_sex_b2_s
|
1 | 18 | 247 | 1,373 |
|
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
|
1 | 32 | 73 | 393 |
|
dm_village_baroudeurs
|
1 | 19 | 63 | 326 |
|
bitch_sit1
|
1 | 9 | 59 | 298 |
|
dm_joyride_m
|
1 | 24 | 50 | 280 |
|
dm_lostarena
|
1 | 20 | 46 | 264 |
|
dm_csgo_shoots
|
1 | 16 | 38 | 208 |
|
cll_awadar_v3
|
1 | 7 | 37 | 257 |
|
dm_clocks
|
1 | 3 | 35 | 175 |
|
dm_ancient_ob_1
|
1 | 4 | 31 | 155 |
|
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
|
1 | 32 | 31 | 158 |
|
020511
|
1 | 3 | 30 | 334 |
|
dm_tigdance
|
1 | 20 | 29 | 145 |
|
dm_bird_islands
|
1 | 1 | 26 | 148 |
|
dm_chateau_b
|
1 | 16 | 26 | 186 |
|
dm_chambers_mod_by_jkal
|
1 | 0 | 23 | 115 |
|
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
|
1 | 21 | 23 | 127 |
|
dm_357_emc2_v1
|
1 | 10 | 22 | 271 |
|
dm_avalon
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_balakovo_rc1
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_deathmatch
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_gman_loves_anal_r2
|
1 | 0 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_thumper
|
1 | 1 | 20 | 100 |
|
dm_belisarium_v1c
|
1 | 0 | 17 | 136 |
|
dm_hellhole_b174_cave
|
1 | 4 | 17 | 116 |
|
dm_torque
|
1 | 7 | 17 | 214 |
|
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
|
1 | 0 | 15 | 102 |
|
dm_ultimate_lobby
|
1 | 10 | 14 | 100 |
|
dm_module3_v2
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_moroes
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_stonehengex_lmht
|
1 | 1 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
|
1 | 0 | 13 | 104 |
|
dm_ssw_2021
|
1 | 0 | 10 | 110 |
|
dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal
|
1 | 3 | 7 | 535 |
|
dm_italian_village_bm
|
1 | 8 | 7 | 35 |
|
dm_datacore
|
1 | 0 | 6 | 30 |
|
dm_snipe_delta_chaos
|
1 | 0 | 1 | 8 |
|
dm_boogymans_funpark
|
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_city_nearly_east_daad
|
1 | 31 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_baggage_handling_v2h
|
0 | 23 | 56 | 280 |
|
dm_runoff
|
0 | 32 | 51 | 255 |
|
zg_junkcity_xmas
|
0 | 21 | 35 | 175 |
|
dm_council_tsgk_v2
|
0 | 17 | 25 | 306 |
|
dm_tydirium
|
0 | 19 | 24 | 150 |
|
dm_aim_m4a1_final
|
0 | 1 | 19 | 95 |
|
dm_underground_asylum
|
0 | 1 | 17 | 95 |
|
dm_barrage_final
|
0 | 5 | 14 | 112 |
|
dm_hanzo_b1
|
0 | 2 | 14 | 70 |
|
dm_airstrike
|
0 | 12 | 13 | 90 |
|
dm_ob_battle_lobby_hd_rc1
|
0 | 4 | 13 | 80 |
|
dm_intel_final
|
0 | 4 | 12 | 84 |
|
dm_turftension_a3a
|
0 | 1 | 12 | 96 |
|
dm_cage_s
|
0 | 2 | 11 | 67 |
|
dm_corrugated
|
0 | 8 | 11 | 90 |
|
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
|
0 | 1 | 9 | 54 |
|
dm_basements_final_crossbow_v7
|
0 | 3 | 8 | 40 |
|
dm_bounce_original_b1
|
0 | 1 | 8 | 64 |
|
dm_canyonoasis_b2
|
0 | 12 | 7 | 41 |
|
dm_ivyleague_law_tstfunc
|
0 | 6 | 7 | 50 |
|
dm_lockdown_ffw
|
0 | 14 | 7 | 84 |
|
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2
|
0 | 2 | 7 | 37 |
|
cll_jaeger_06
|
0 | 2 | 5 | 55 |
|
dm_autoroute
|
0 | 1 | 4 | 20 |
|
dm_mdagothdtournament_v1
|
0 | 3 | 4 | 20 |
|
dm_motel
|
0 | 4 | 3 | 15 |
|
dm_oblivion_2017
|
0 | 4 | 3 | 24 |
|
dm_magdad
|
0 | 1 | 2 | 16 |
|
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm
|
0 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
|
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
|
0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
|
cok_vampire_v1
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
de_boohouse_2022
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_911_archeo_v1
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_abondonedlabs
|
0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_airfield_kbs
|
0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_alcatraz_beta2a
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_bloodsuckers_arena
|
0 | 13 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_carousel
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_nezorf_cm
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_overwatch_final
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_streetwar
|
0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_tides
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|
dm_tinside
|
0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
Arbiter of Mirth has recorded 640 kills and 1765 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.36. 566 of those kills were against other BOTs and 74 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 338 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 99 kills against 260 deaths, for a K/D of 0.38. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.
Arbiter of Mirth's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 63 times. Arbiter of Mirth has answered with 2 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Slime has been Arbiter of Mirth's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 5 times during the same period. The official match archive names Arbiter of Mirth as winner 33 times in total, including 4 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 129 kills and 198 deaths involving Arbiter of Mirth.
Detailed telemetry records 11388 hits dealt and 11070 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 52.8% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 4253 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 67 of 99 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed Arbiter of Mirth's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Recorded Victories
Match-result records naming this BOT as winner.
This is not a complete BOT participation history.
| Ended | Map | Result | Winner Frags | Rank State | End Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 Nov 2026 13:40 | dm_skill_arena_r1 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 11 Nov 2026 00:13 | dm_ssw_2021 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 23:34 | dm_balakovo_rc1 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 05 Nov 2026 22:13 | dm_avalon | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 28 Oct 2026 13:57 | dm_doh_b5 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 25 Oct 2026 09:34 | dm_overwatch_winter | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 25 Oct 2026 07:13 | dm_minecart | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 20 Oct 2026 02:11 | dm_avalon_b1 | WIN | 4 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 17 Oct 2026 15:30 | dm_sniper_elea_remix13 | WIN | 2 | RANKED | timelimit |
| 13 Oct 2026 12:03 | dm_xbow_chaos_v2 | WIN | 1 | RANKED | timelimit |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
51.01 m
Crossbow Bolt
vs DrSplendid · asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3
Recorded 2026-10-09
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.58 m
Physics
vs TheDepartmentofOw · dm_steamlab
Recorded 2026-10-06
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
42.19 m | 3.35 m | 23 |
AR2 |
19.91 m | 1.29 m | 19 |
Combine Ball |
7.14 m | 3.98 m | 4 |
Crossbow Bolt |
51.01 m | 1.71 m | 13 |
Grenade |
18.35 m | 15.72 m | 3 |
Physics |
22.37 m | 0.58 m | 22 |
Pistol |
27.47 m | 3.48 m | 205 |
Shotgun |
12.26 m | 1.89 m | 6 |
SMG1 |
30.47 m | 0.61 m | 338 |
Smg1 Grenade |
7.44 m | 3.02 m | 6 |
Stunstick |
1.57 m | 1.57 m | 1 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
640.