Baron von Nonsense

Baron von Nonsense has recorded 465 kills and 1192 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.39. 420 of those kills were against other BOTs and 45 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 198 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 33 kills against 65 deaths, for a K/D of 0.51. The maintenance department remains cautiously optimistic.

Baron von Nonsense's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 16 times. Baron von Nonsense has answered with 1 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Baron von Nonsense as winner 33 times in total, including 7 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 105 kills and 116 deaths involving Baron von Nonsense.

Detailed telemetry records 7257 hits dealt and 7192 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 42.6% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3049 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. Engineering confirms that Baron von Nonsense remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.