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Captain Teapot

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#32
Profile ID
#10
Log Alias
CaptainTeapot
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#32
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
385
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,139
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.34
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
5
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
1.30%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
6,179
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
6,225
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: smg1.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
smg1
174 5 362 units
2
pistol
144 0 815 units
3
ar2
19 0 364 units
4
357
12 0 1,186 units
5
crossbow_bolt
8 0 1,139 units
6
physics
7 0 438 units
7
combine_ball
6 0 346 units
8
grenade_frag
6 0 830 units
9
smg1_grenade
6 0 275 units
10
rpg_missile
1 0 598 units
11
shotgun
1 0 283 units
12
stunstick
1 0 33 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: halls3.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
halls3
80 75 623 4,131
dm_zest
56 111 724 5,887
dm_brownie
40 41 731 3,819
dm_4corners
16 23 240 1,917
dm_grawler
13 13 205 1,466
dm_lockdown_reloaded
11 38 201 1,234
dm_snarkpit
11 10 108 996
dm_resistance
9 42 72 381
dm_cloudcity
9 5 64 3,465
dm_minecart
8 29 229 1,344
dm_castigate
8 19 182 1,212
dm_bast
7 40 348 1,760
dm_overwatch_winter
6 25 132 1,007
dm_value
6 6 56 1,659
dm_overwatch
6 28 44 1,218
dm_dadsroomremakeext_fix4
6 6 35 557
dm_crossfire_final
5 13 107 723
dm_doh_b5
5 5 69 645
dm_corrugated
4 6 88 497
dm_underpass
4 32 53 902
dm_crossfire_source
4 6 41 662
dm_overwatch_final_nulfix_test
4 12 7 318
dm_powerhouse
3 27 166 830
dm_construction
3 24 102 589
dm_runoff
3 20 80 549
dm_xbow_eye
3 1 10 552
dm_ep2_cave
3 1 3 225
dm_lost_base
2 18 95 598
dm_abyss_fixed
2 31 74 380
dm_denizen_rc3
2 3 49 332
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
2 13 49 428
dm_outlying_v2
2 2 41 309
dm_ultimate_lobby
2 1 31 317
dm_cm-snowkill_rc6v6
2 1 29 232
dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2
2 1 26 205
dm_veranda
2 3 26 208
dm_urban_small
2 0 25 188
dm_avalon_b1
2 0 14 95
dm_only3_chessfight
2 0 4 32
dm_chickencoop_v2
2 3 0 0
dm_datacore
2 25 0 0
dm_chaintech
1 12 72 393
dm_lockdown
1 17 61 305
dm_new_junkcity_24_by_tax
1 10 56 394
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
1 3 53 322
dm_troje
1 15 44 293
dm_basstossplazzabeta
1 5 41 211
dm_antartic_outpost
1 3 38 226
dm_this_is_sparta
1 24 33 165
dm_albatross_b03
1 2 25 134
dm_stk_xmas
1 1 20 100
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
1 0 19 95
dm_rug
1 0 19 152
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
1 1 19 152
dm_rapidfire
1 1 18 144
dm_italian_village_bm
1 36 14 80
dm_area51
1 0 13 104
dm_harbour22_daad
1 0 13 104
dm_sniper_elea_remix13
1 0 13 92
dm_overwatch_final
1 1 12 70
dm_ob_combat_house_hd_rc1
1 0 10 110
dm_boogymans_funpark
1 37 6 30
dm_killbox_bunker_xmas
1 1 6 211
dm_snipe_combine
1 0 1 75
asc_masters_walmart_v11
1 0 0 0
dm_swamplight_final
0 26 129 756
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
0 22 53 268
dm_ancient_ob_1
0 6 28 158
dm_arctic_vendetta_snow_v22
0 3 17 88
dm_ob_battle_lobby_hd_rc1
0 2 16 80
dm_peachs_castle
0 2 15 78
dm_cage_s
0 3 14 112
dm_finca_box_dukemod
0 21 13 84
dm_mexicana_b4
0 1 12 96
dm_sniper_sunset_v2
0 15 11 61
dm_sniper_traps_v2
0 7 11 85
dm_boogys_death_resort
0 1 10 50
dm_streetwar
0 1 10 80
dm_fxbow_final
0 0 8 64
dm_lostsource_007
0 1 8 64
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime
0 8 8 60
dm_leadworks_v2
0 1 7 35
dm_shockstreet
0 8 7 35
dm_amplitude
0 5 5 25
dm_fragyard
0 2 5 28
dm_angel_eyes_fod
0 1 1 5
dm_backwash2
0 1 1 5
dm_katsura_rc1
0 1 1 8
cll_awadar_v3
0 5 0 0
cok_highrise_v6
0 24 0 0
dm_airfield_kbs
0 11 0 0
dm_battleyard_v4
0 2 0 0
dm_bounce_original_b1
0 1 0 0
dm_forest_of_pain_final
0 1 0 0
dm_frequency
0 2 0 0
dm_hellhole_b138
0 1 0 0
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm
0 5 0 0
dm_oblivion_2017
0 1 0 0
dm_only3_arena_lights_bv
0 2 0 0
dm_seras_desert_camp_dsj_pb
0 3 0 0
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
0 12 0 0
dm_stad
0 3 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

Captain Teapot has recorded 385 kills and 1139 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.34. 334 of those kills were against other BOTs and 51 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 174 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 21 kills against 39 deaths, for a K/D of 0.54. The maintenance department remains cautiously optimistic.

Captain Teapot's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 8 times. Captain Teapot has answered with 0 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Captain Teapot as winner 29 times in total, including 4 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 80 kills and 75 deaths involving Captain Teapot.

Detailed telemetry records 6179 hits dealt and 6225 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 45.2% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2497 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 10 of 21 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Captain Teapot's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
12 Nov 2026 06:58 dm_harbour22_daad WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
10 Nov 2026 15:35 dm_doh_b5 WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
09 Nov 2026 21:54 dm_ep2_cave WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
09 Nov 2026 03:40 dm_only3_chessfight WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
02 Nov 2026 14:32 dm_rug WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
29 Oct 2026 14:29 dm_area51 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
29 Oct 2026 06:25 dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
27 Oct 2026 22:49 dm_doh_b5 WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
27 Oct 2026 15:57 dm_urban_small WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
27 Oct 2026 06:52 dm_troje WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
51.30 m
.357 Magnum

vs MrSlightlyConfused · dm_dadsroomremakeext_fix4
Recorded 2026-11-12
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.62 m
Stunstick

vs SirWibbleton · dm_value
Recorded 2026-10-04

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
 51.30 m 9.67 m 12
AR2
 19.09 m 1.17 m 19
Combine Ball
 8.01 m 4.82 m 6
Crossbow Bolt
 31.74 m 7.11 m 8
Grenade
 16.41 m 15.50 m 6
Physics
 17.53 m 3.80 m 7
Pistol
 35.33 m 3.68 m 144
Rpg Missile
 11.40 m 11.40 m 1
Shotgun
 5.39 m 5.39 m 1
SMG1
 26.12 m 0.72 m 174
Smg1 Grenade
 7.80 m 2.04 m 6
Stunstick
 0.62 m 0.62 m 1
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 385.