Karlo Aralo

Karlo Aralo has recorded 27 kills across 1 match in the Haven Fragging Facility, winning 1 of them. Their preferred instrument of persuasion is the Crossbow, responsible for 20 recorded kills. All of their currently recorded matches fall within the last seven days, where they have posted 27 kills against 6 deaths for a K/D of 4.50. The respawn system has been advised not to make evening plans.

Karlo Aralo's most persistent human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has killed them 2 times. Karlo Aralo has returned exactly 2 kills, leaving the dispute statistically deadlocked and emotionally unresolved. The Comeuppance Protocol has not been required for Karlo Aralo during the last seven days. The bots remain cautiously optimistic. There have been 3 self-inflicted deaths as well, which the opposition would like removed from its performance review. Crossbow accounts for 20 of this week's kills. Apparently the other weapons are largely decorative.

Karlo Aralo is still relatively new to the Haven statistics department, with only 1 recorded match. No firm conclusions have been reached, although several wildly premature ones have already been discussed. The Crossbow appears to be the preferred method of introduction, accounting for 20 recorded kills. Karlo Aralo and Sir Digby are currently locked at 2 kills apiece. Neither statistics nor diplomacy have resolved the matter. 3 self-inflicted incidents have also appeared in the paperwork. Haven considers this statistically unfortunate but spiritually on-brand.