newkyu'

newkyu' has recorded 14 kills across 1 match in the Haven Fragging Facility, winning 0 of them. Their preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG Grenade, responsible for 6 recorded kills. All of their currently recorded matches fall within the last seven days, where they have posted 14 kills against 13 deaths for a K/D of 1.08. The figures suggest a healthy relationship with both ends of the respawn cycle.

newkyu''s most persistent human nuisance over the last seven days has been Ruben, who has killed them 4 times. newkyu' has answered with 3 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Ruben. Bearingup has been newkyu''s favourite human target, having been dispatched 5 times. The Comeuppance Protocol has not been required for newkyu' during the last seven days. The bots remain cautiously optimistic.

newkyu' is still relatively new to the Haven statistics department, with only 1 recorded match. No firm conclusions have been reached, although several wildly premature ones have already been discussed. Ruben has been newkyu''s principal occupational hazard, recording 4 kills while receiving 3 in reply. Further correspondence is expected. Bearingup, meanwhile, has been on the receiving end 5 times and may wish to review the seating plan.