Ruben

Ruben has recorded 42 kills across 2 matches in the Haven Fragging Facility, winning 0 of them. Their preferred instrument of persuasion is the Combine Ball, responsible for 13 recorded kills. All of their currently recorded matches fall within the last seven days, where they have posted 42 kills against 32 deaths for a K/D of 1.31. Statistically, the dangerous end is usually pointing in the correct direction.

Ruben's most persistent human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has killed them 9 times. Ruben has replied 12 times, so Slime's complaint has been received but not upheld. The Comeuppance Protocol has not been required for Ruben during the last seven days. The bots remain cautiously optimistic. There have been 4 self-inflicted deaths as well, which the opposition would like removed from its performance review.

Ruben is still relatively new to the Haven statistics department, with only 2 recorded matches. No firm conclusions have been reached, although several wildly premature ones have already been discussed. The Combine Ball appears to be the preferred method of introduction, accounting for 13 recorded kills. Slime has been the most frequent source of incoming trouble with 9 kills, but Ruben has answered 12 times. The disagreement therefore remains lively. 4 self-inflicted incidents have also appeared in the paperwork. Haven considers this statistically unfortunate but spiritually on-brand.