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Monday special front page with Bearingup and Klink

Monday Special · Issue 03

Bearingup and Klink miss each other by one minute!

A historic non-encounter, the satchel saga, HAVEN’s sniper rifle and Slime’s endless supply of new ideas.

9 November 2026 · 2 illustrated pages
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Sunday weekly front page with Slime's long-distance shot

Sunday Weekly · Issue 02

Slime shoots Monkey from the next postcode!

The long-range .357 record, Digby’s hit-count supremacy and Bearingup’s vanishing one-frag curse.

8 November 2026 · 2 illustrated pages
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Area 51 special front page with Stacie's win

Area 51 Special · Issue 01

Stacie storms Area 51!

An unstoppable AR2 campaign, the crossbow department and Bearingup’s inconvenient survival statistics.

5 November 2026 · 2 illustrated pages
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